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(WLKY Louisville)   Woman suing church for refusing to put a headstone with images of a deer, dog, color logos of NASCAR and the Indianapolis Colts on her husband's grave   (wlky.com) divider line 29
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2013-03-10 10:08:22 PM
3 votes:

wellreadneck: Sounds way too busy. Too many themes. Just choose one.
 Does Cabela's carry a camouflage casket?


So, dirt colored?
2013-03-10 09:59:32 PM
3 votes:
She has no case.  Maybe she shouldn't support organized religion if she doesn't like their rules.  Aw fark it, thanks Obama.
2013-03-10 09:52:20 PM
3 votes:
Ugh.  Wrong thread.

Please tell me the woman is foreign so that I might retain a bit of dignity...
2013-03-10 09:51:02 PM
3 votes:
www.dowereallyneedthat.com

And he's off!
2013-03-11 02:34:40 AM
2 votes:
God bless the white trash.  They keep the sinners in church pissed off.
2013-03-11 01:11:42 AM
2 votes:
The pictures. My god the pictures. They should have sent a poet.

It's a couch. The tombstone forms a couch. The only way it could be trashier is if they installed a TV that plays Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty in an infinite loop.
2013-03-11 12:05:29 AM
2 votes:
Eh, I've seen tackier:

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At least the guy actually liked NASCAR and the Colts; he didn't have gothwhale Juggalo parents project their retarted hobby on him.
2013-03-10 11:13:24 PM
2 votes:

LibertyHiller: The worst has to be about 30 ft from my dad's grave. It's a laser-engraved stone with a 2'x3' depiction of the deceased riding his tractor in his cornfield.


So it had a Deere on it?
2013-03-10 10:48:38 PM
2 votes:
In 300 or 400 years, this will be considered a significant loss among anthropologists studying white trash.
2013-03-10 10:32:34 PM
2 votes:

fusillade762: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 484x489]

Just saw this one on Facebook. Eaten by mountain rats sounds like a painful way to go.


In 1876, Signal Station attendant Private John O'Keefe, told tall tales of life in the station to lawyer, newspaper man and drinking buddy, Eliphat Price. O'Keefe recounted a story of large, man-eating rats that lived in caves on Pikes Peak. The story then grew to include how these rats attacked him and his wife and daughter in the station itself - devouring a side of beef in less than five minutes. While Private O'Keefe tried to protect his family using a club to fend off the rats, it was actually Mrs. O'Keefe who saved the day by electrocuting the rats with a coil of wire connected to the signal station's battery. According to the story though, her efforts were too late. Before she could connect the wire to the battery terminals, hundreds of these killer rats had already devoured Erin, the O'Keefe's only daughter.

O'Keefe quickly erected a fake grave on the summit to support his story and, more likely, to woo tourists. However, there were only two problems with the story - O'Keefe wasn't married and he didn't have a daughter. Despite these obvious clues, the story hit the wires and ended up being published in many newspapers around the globe. (Rumor has it that Erin was actually O'Keefe's mule that had recently died.)
2013-03-10 09:48:32 PM
2 votes:
You know what would make a cool headstone? A big Easter Island head.
2013-03-10 09:47:17 PM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-10 09:02:54 PM
2 votes:
Finally, an HOA that makes good.
2013-03-11 04:30:20 AM
1 votes:

Churchy LaFemme: Ugh.  Wrong thread.

Please tell me the woman is foreign so that I might retain a bit of dignity...


I guess it depends on what country you're from.
2013-03-11 02:07:08 AM
1 votes:
Is "too secular" now code for "trashy"?

"Girl, you can't wear leopard skin pants with a fluoro pink top, you look too secular!"
2013-03-11 01:14:44 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: FunkOut: You know what would make a cool headstone? A big Easter Island head.

I liked the guy who had his wife's hooter carved on her gravestone.  Or  was it his?  I forget.


I like how the singular hooter means something completely different than the plural hooters.
2013-03-10 11:10:55 PM
1 votes:
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There is a cemetery in Yekaterinburg that would be happy to bury your trash, I mean, loved one...
2013-03-10 11:06:07 PM
1 votes:
a headstone with images of a deer, dog, color logos of NASCAR and the Indianapolis Colts on her husband's grave

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It's .... beautiful ....
2013-03-10 11:02:42 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Staffist: What breed of dog was it?

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Methlab?
2013-03-10 10:56:46 PM
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: In 300 or 400 years, this will be considered a significant loss among anthropologists studying white trash.


L.D. Ablo: In 300 or 400 years, this will be considered a significant loss among anthropologists studying white trash.


www.aboutroma.com
2013-03-10 10:56:22 PM
1 votes:

ruta: I saw a gravestone for a recently deceased young man in a rural graveyard in New Zealand that had a granite bottle of Jim Beam and a granite bottle of Speight's beer on it. Death by drowning. Presumably alcohol was involved.


So...  I guess you could say it was... on the rocks.
2013-03-10 10:14:35 PM
1 votes:
She should have known when the Pastor's robes looked like this
www.sportsmemorabilia.com
2013-03-10 10:09:06 PM
1 votes:
His final words were "Hold mah beer and watch this."

/way down here?
2013-03-10 09:59:00 PM
1 votes:
If I were he pastor, I would allow the bereaved to place this hallowed marker on sacred ground on the condition that they would install a urinal on it.
2013-03-10 09:51:39 PM
1 votes:
Oh, those silly, fuzzy foreigners!

When will they ever learn??
2013-03-10 09:48:26 PM
1 votes:

Staffist: What breed of dog was it?


cmsimg.indystar.com
2013-03-10 09:46:35 PM
1 votes:
White trash transcends death.
2013-03-10 09:11:39 PM
1 votes:

Staffist: What breed of dog was it?


East Springfield Smellhound
2013-03-10 09:05:41 PM
1 votes:
What breed of dog was it?
 
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