The Musky Scent Of Recent Male Completion: Seen a gallery of some of the Russian ones - pretty tacky.Do a GIS for "Barre Cemetery". Barre, Vermont is home to renowned granite quarries and generations of Italian craftsmen. Natch, some of them make their own grave markers. Some are works of art; some, ah, well, have a look.
BarkingUnicorn: FunkOut: You know what would make a cool headstone? A big Easter Island head.I liked the guy who had his wife's hooter carved on her gravestone. Or was it his? I forget.
Russ1642: BarkingUnicorn: FunkOut: You know what would make a cool headstone? A big Easter Island head.I liked the guy who had his wife's hooter carved on her gravestone. Or was it his? I forget.I like how the singular hooter means something completely different than the plural hooters.
Coelacanth: I have a loved one who is buried in a potter's field.
UsikFark: L.D. Ablo: In 300 or 400 years, this will be considered a significant loss among anthropologists studying white trash.L.D. Ablo: In 300 or 400 years, this will be considered a significant loss among anthropologists studying white trash.[www.aboutroma.com image 400x364]
Churchy LaFemme: Ugh. Wrong thread.Please tell me the woman is foreign so that I might retain a bit of dignity...
ruta: If you're ever stuck in Buffalo and looking for something to do, the Forest Lawn Cemetery is worth a visit. Up until the Great Depression, there was a shiat-ton of money in Buffalo, so there are quite a few fancy mausoleums including one by Frank Lloyd Wright, although that one isn't among the most interesting. One of them has a granite sofa and arm chair in front of it for some damned reason. Maybe the deceased was a furniture magnate. Anyway, they're sculpted to look all squooshy and comfy, inviting you to flop down on them and lounge for a while except that they're cold, hard GRANITE.At least they're tastefully unadorned.I saw a gravestone for a recently deceased young man in a rural graveyard in New Zealand that had a granite bottle of Jim Beam and a granite bottle of Speight's beer on it. Death by drowning. Presumably alcohol was involved.
Hector Remarkable: And no Kiss coffins on Holy Ground./something something bear in a glass piano memorial
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