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2013-03-10 06:11:04 PM
4 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-10 09:09:25 PM
3 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

I wish i was brave enough to put a cat on my head when i'm 73.
2013-03-11 01:46:25 AM
2 votes:

chewielouie: quatchi: hubiestubert: Lionel Mandrake: When was he born again (as an asshole)?

A bit after Bruce Lee was safely dead and he was assured that he wouldn't get his ass kicked by a guy half his size and a third his weight...

[www.awesomeoff.com image 400x300]

Oh, Snap.

You do realize that was a movie, right? And that Bruce Lee never really fought professionally, right? And that Chuck Norris did, right?

Norris would clean his clock.


aw, i'd kick both their asses, *takes another swig*
2013-03-10 08:31:11 PM
2 votes:
Chuck Norris is such a big asshole that toilet paper is magnetically attracted to him.
2013-03-10 06:56:39 PM
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: When was he born again (as an asshole)?


A bit after Bruce Lee was safely dead and he was assured that he wouldn't get his ass kicked by a guy half his size and a third his weight...
2013-03-11 06:18:08 AM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-03-10 10:17:07 PM
1 votes:
Chuck Norris is Republican Jesus.
2013-03-10 09:14:59 PM
1 votes:

realmolo: Well, you know, conservatives are deserving of ridicule.

IntertubeUser: Superstitious nuts are always good for a laugh.


Always amusing to see just how badly an actor who hasn't been relevant for 30 years just yanks you idiots out of your tree so bad. Almost as if you were just a bunch of thin skinned pussies, hypersensitive, and with pitifully low self-esteem. Hormonal teenage atheists being hormonal teenage atheists.
2013-03-10 08:40:54 PM
1 votes:
ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DARKNESS
2013-03-10 08:27:36 PM
1 votes:
Who the fark cares?  Put up the Walking Dead discussion thread already.
2013-03-10 08:24:23 PM
1 votes:
Came for the unhinged, apoplectic spittle-ejecting raving about Norris' unmitigated gall to be a religious political conservative; leaving unsurprised.
2013-03-10 07:29:23 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Lionel Mandrake: When was he born again (as an asshole)?


A bit after Bruce Lee was safely dead and he was assured that he wouldn't get his ass kicked by a guy half his size and a third his weight...

www.awesomeoff.com

Oh, Snap.


2013-03-10 06:02:54 PM
1 votes:
HAY GUIZE you hear about that new 'ALL YOUR BASE' thing?! HAHA its a bad translation toooooo funny!
 
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