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2013-03-10 06:56:39 PM
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Lionel Mandrake: When was he born again (as an asshole)?


A bit after Bruce Lee was safely dead and he was assured that he wouldn't get his ass kicked by a guy half his size and a third his weight...
2013-03-10 06:45:41 PM
3 votes:
When was he born again (as an asshole)?
2013-03-10 09:14:59 PM
2 votes:

realmolo: Well, you know, conservatives are deserving of ridicule.

IntertubeUser: Superstitious nuts are always good for a laugh.


Always amusing to see just how badly an actor who hasn't been relevant for 30 years just yanks you idiots out of your tree so bad. Almost as if you were just a bunch of thin skinned pussies, hypersensitive, and with pitifully low self-esteem. Hormonal teenage atheists being hormonal teenage atheists.
2013-03-10 06:11:04 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-10 06:02:54 PM
2 votes:
HAY GUIZE you hear about that new 'ALL YOUR BASE' thing?! HAHA its a bad translation toooooo funny!
2013-03-11 09:13:25 AM
1 votes:

GungFu: chewielouie: quatchi: hubiestubert: Lionel Mandrake: When was he born again (as an asshole)?

A bit after Bruce Lee was safely dead and he was assured that he wouldn't get his ass kicked by a guy half his size and a third his weight...

[www.awesomeoff.com image 400x300]

Oh, Snap.

You do realize that was a movie, right? And that Bruce Lee never really fought professionally, right? And that Chuck Norris did, right?

Norris would clean his clock.


You do realise that Bruce Lee actually gave martial arts training to Chuck, right?

ANd remember, Chuck was a respected Karate champ at the time. But was persuaded by the favourable opinions of Norris's peers like Joe Lewis and Mike Stone that Bruce was the real deal. No mean feat given the ego of these Western-sized hardmen going to a little Chinesde guy for tuition.

It's been rumoured that Norris was left 'red faced' after a particular sparring session with Lee.


It's also pretty well known that the director of that film had to spend a lot of time keeping the two of them from sparring with each other, lest they seriously injure themselves.

The guy may be a collossal idiot as far as politics and religion go, but holding "8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master" of Tae Kwon Do, a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and creating Chun Kuk Do probably puts him pretty significantly into being one hell of a badass.  He's also in damn fine shape for a dude in his 70's.  He'd probably be able to beat the ass of most any person half his age.

Also, he's quite well known for charitable contributions to all sorts of different charities.
2013-03-11 06:18:08 AM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-03-10 11:38:01 PM
1 votes:

chewielouie: Norris would clean his clock.


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2013-03-10 10:17:07 PM
1 votes:
Chuck Norris is Republican Jesus.
2013-03-10 09:55:18 PM
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: realmolo: Well, you know, conservatives are deserving of ridicule.
IntertubeUser: Superstitious nuts are always good for a laugh.

Always amusing to see just how badly an actor who hasn't been relevant for 30 years just yanks you idiots out of your tree so bad. Almost as if you were just a bunch of thin skinned pussies, hypersensitive, and with pitifully low self-esteem. Hormonal teenage atheists being hormonal teenage atheists.


Except that he is held up by the brainwashed conservitards and paraded around on Faux News and seems to be held in a certain amount of esteem by "morans!" .  Those "morans!" go out and vote for other ignorant anti-reason and anti-science types, and we have to live by the laws they craft.

A little indignation regarding the American version of the Taliban is a good thing.
2013-03-10 08:57:12 PM
1 votes:

Sensei Can You See: Came for the unhinged, apoplectic spittle-ejecting raving about Norris' unmitigated gall to be a religious political conservative; leaving unsurprised.


Superstitious nuts are always good for a laugh.

//"A thousand years of darkness..." ...good stuff...
2013-03-10 08:54:11 PM
1 votes:

Sensei Can You See: Came for the unhinged, apoplectic spittle-ejecting raving about Norris' unmitigated gall to be a religious political conservative; leaving unsurprised.


Well, you know, conservatives are deserving of ridicule.

As a bonus, they get really bent out of shape about it, too, which makes it even more fun.
2013-03-10 08:31:11 PM
1 votes:
Chuck Norris is such a big asshole that toilet paper is magnetically attracted to him.
2013-03-10 08:24:23 PM
1 votes:
Came for the unhinged, apoplectic spittle-ejecting raving about Norris' unmitigated gall to be a religious political conservative; leaving unsurprised.
2013-03-10 08:20:19 PM
1 votes:
And he turned into a batshiat insane theocratic idiot a few years ago!

Why is he still relevant today, except on infomercials selling bowflex at 3 AM?
2013-03-10 07:29:23 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Lionel Mandrake: When was he born again (as an asshole)?


A bit after Bruce Lee was safely dead and he was assured that he wouldn't get his ass kicked by a guy half his size and a third his weight...

www.awesomeoff.com

Oh, Snap.


2013-03-10 06:26:32 PM
1 votes:
weak.
 
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