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(Jezebel)   One thing feminists agree on, when a woman takes a "selfie" it is empowerful, when a man takes one, it is vanity, repulsive and a sure sign of infidelity and neediness   (jezebel.com) divider line 395
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2013-03-10 08:04:29 PM

threefiveohonetwofivego: FloydA: St_Francis_P: One thing everyone I know agrees on, is to not take Jezebel seriously.

She's just not the same since she broke up with Gene.

I lol'd.


Also, as a man, I don't understand why any of us dudes are willingly reading Jezebel in the first place. It's not FOR us in the same way Justin Bieber isn't for people who like music.


For the laughs, of course.
 
2013-03-10 08:11:31 PM
The #1 reason women hate vain men is because the more time men spend looking at themselves, the less often women can complain about being ogled and "eye raped" and such, especially considering the amount of time they spend at the gym, the hair salon, etc making themselves as ogglable and eye rapable as possible. If they can't get outraged by the attention they set out to generate, where's the payoff? Whar?
 
2013-03-10 08:12:17 PM
Has  anyone read the article? Anyone? It's the one at the top of the page, where they  actually say it's a double standard and wrong, because, stunningly enough, feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women, which TFA has a  great example of.

/Of course, for the average person in this thread to understand feminism, they'd need basic literacy first...
 
2013-03-10 08:12:31 PM
Everything you need to know about feminism can be learned from reading Millie Tant in Viz.

img136.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-10 08:17:40 PM

kmmontandon: Ooooh, pictures.

I thought the title had to do with masturbation, and "selfie" was some new hipster term.


In a way, I'd say you're completely right.
 
2013-03-10 08:19:33 PM
Is it so wrong for a man to occasionally desire compliments from others on his appearance?

Or to want others to click the smart button on his comments to let him know that he is insightful and well endowed?
 
2013-03-10 08:21:42 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: The #1 reason women hate vain men is because the more time men spend looking at themselves, the less often women can complain about being ogled and "eye raped" and such, especially considering the amount of time they spend at the gym, the hair salon, etc making themselves as ogglable and eye rapable as possible. If they can't get outraged by the attention they set out to generate, where's the payoff? Whar?


I always giggle a bit when fatties get manicures, pedicures, and hairdo-s.  Want to look pretty? RUN A LAP!
 
2013-03-10 08:22:41 PM

PsiChick: Has  anyone read the article? Anyone? It's the one at the top of the page, where they  actually say it's a double standard and wrong, because, stunningly enough, feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women, which TFA has a  great example of.

/Of course, for the average person in this thread to understand feminism, they'd need basic literacy first...


They also have to understand that the popularization and turnabout of certain aspects of feminism is a detriment.  That feminists don't want more rights than men, they want a fair starting place, and those that who do want more rights aren't into equality.  They believe feminazis just want to flip the gender roles: have one gender dominate the other unfairly, and then lash out at the dominant force.  Maybe some do, and maybe that's the track feminism has taken right now.  But it's not the original belief, that - to paraphrase you - what benefits women also benefits men.  Let's try to get back to that.
 
2013-03-10 08:23:10 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-10 08:23:16 PM

Yogimus: Oh_Enough_Already: The #1 reason women hate vain men is because the more time men spend looking at themselves, the less often women can complain about being ogled and "eye raped" and such, especially considering the amount of time they spend at the gym, the hair salon, etc making themselves as ogglable and eye rapable as possible. If they can't get outraged by the attention they set out to generate, where's the payoff? Whar?

I always giggle a bit when fatties get manicures, pedicures, and hairdo-s.  Want to look pretty? RUN A LAP!


And what's the deal with those stupid glasses they wear nowadays? Ooh! You're making such a bold statement!
 
2013-03-10 08:26:23 PM

WhippingBoy: Yogimus: Oh_Enough_Already: The #1 reason women hate vain men is because the more time men spend looking at themselves, the less often women can complain about being ogled and "eye raped" and such, especially considering the amount of time they spend at the gym, the hair salon, etc making themselves as ogglable and eye rapable as possible. If they can't get outraged by the attention they set out to generate, where's the payoff? Whar?

I always giggle a bit when fatties get manicures, pedicures, and hairdo-s.  Want to look pretty? RUN A LAP!

And what's the deal with those stupid glasses they wear nowadays? Ooh! You're making such a bold statement!


And lip piercings on deucers. Looks like you have a tick hanging off your jowl.
 
2013-03-10 08:26:43 PM
I consider myself a feminist, but Hugo Swyzer can EABOD.
 
2013-03-10 08:28:30 PM

PsiChick: Has  anyone read the article? Anyone? It's the one at the top of the page, where they  actually say it's a double standard and wrong, because, stunningly enough, feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women, which TFA has a  great example of.

/Of course, for the average person in this thread to understand feminism, they'd need basic literacy first...


Yeah, it's not like this is a forum who's mascot is a squirrel with giant testicles. I expect more from you Fark. Algonquin Round Table more.
 
2013-03-10 08:30:47 PM

Duck_of_Doom: PsiChick: Has  anyone read the article? Anyone? It's the one at the top of the page, where they  actually say it's a double standard and wrong, because, stunningly enough, feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women, which TFA has a  great example of.

/Of course, for the average person in this thread to understand feminism, they'd need basic literacy first...

They also have to understand that the popularization and turnabout of certain aspects of feminism is a detriment.  That feminists don't want more rights than men, they want a fair starting place, and those that who do want more rights aren't into equality.  They believe feminazis just want to flip the gender roles: have one gender dominate the other unfairly, and then lash out at the dominant force.  Maybe some do, and maybe that's the track feminism has taken right now.  But it's not the original belief, that - to paraphrase you - what benefits women also benefits men.  Let's try to get back to that.


It's not the track feminism has taken even remotely, actually, most feminists are focusing on things like the ME or getting a sane number of women\minorities\generally non-turtle people in our government. It's starting to become the  economic trend for low-income areas--girls are more likely to be breadwinners, try to be superwoman, guys are more likely to live off girlfriends--but that's not actually an application of any sort of feminism.

Part of the problem is people like this:

Oh_Enough_Already: The #1 reason women hate vain men is because the more time men spend looking at themselves, the less often women can complain about being ogled and "eye raped" and such, especially considering the amount of time they spend at the gym, the hair salon, etc making themselves as ogglable and eye rapable as possible. If they can't get outraged by the attention they set out to generate, where's the payoff? Whar?


Who really have no idea how the world works anyway and want to blame women for their own sexual urges.
 
2013-03-10 08:31:10 PM

TV's Vinnie: Everything you need to know about feminism can be learned from reading Millie Tant in Viz.

[img136.imageshack.us image 850x473]


Mid-term in Progress Captures it pretty well.
 
2013-03-10 08:31:44 PM
I just love the logic of Empowered™ neurotics...

/Beaucoups de lulz
 
2013-03-10 08:32:11 PM

PsiChick: Duck_of_Doom: PsiChick: Has  anyone read the article? Anyone? It's the one at the top of the page, where they  actually say it's a double standard and wrong, because, stunningly enough, feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women, which TFA has a  great example of.

/Of course, for the average person in this thread to understand feminism, they'd need basic literacy first...

They also have to understand that the popularization and turnabout of certain aspects of feminism is a detriment.  That feminists don't want more rights than men, they want a fair starting place, and those that who do want more rights aren't into equality.  They believe feminazis just want to flip the gender roles: have one gender dominate the other unfairly, and then lash out at the dominant force.  Maybe some do, and maybe that's the track feminism has taken right now.  But it's not the original belief, that - to paraphrase you - what benefits women also benefits men.  Let's try to get back to that.

It's not the track feminism has taken even remotely, actually, most feminists are focusing on things like the ME or getting a sane number of women\minorities\generally non-turtle people in our government. It's starting to become the  economic trend for low-income areas--girls are more likely to be breadwinners, try to be superwoman, guys are more likely to live off girlfriends--but that's not actually an application of any sort of feminism.

Part of the problem is people like this:

Oh_Enough_Already: The #1 reason women hate vain men is because the more time men spend looking at themselves, the less often women can complain about being ogled and "eye raped" and such, especially considering the amount of time they spend at the gym, the hair salon, etc making themselves as ogglable and eye rapable as possible. If they can't get outraged by the attention they set out to generate, where's the payoff? Whar?

Who really have no idea how the world works anyway and want t ...


You do realize you're the laughing stock of Fark, don't you? I applaud your efforts, but every time I see you post, I feel bad for you.
 
2013-03-10 08:33:41 PM

PsiChick: feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women



TFA comes from a site where one of their editors slapped a man who told her he had cancer, because she assumed that his type of cancer was made-up.

Somehow, I'm not so sure these people are advocating the "all humans are equal" form of feminism.
 
2013-03-10 08:36:25 PM
these Jezebel biatches be getting truculent
 
2013-03-10 08:36:58 PM

SBinRR: 23FPB23: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: doyner: kmmontandon: Ooooh, pictures.

I thought the title had to do with masturbation, and "selfie" was some new hipster term.

That's what I thought.

Thanks, Judgeabel.

Likewise.

Yup.

Ah, there's my group.  Hey guys.


Hey back at ya and funding the Social Security trust fund since Johnson.
 
2013-03-10 08:38:13 PM

the ha ha guy: PsiChick: feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women


TFA comes from a site where one of their editors slapped a man who told her he had cancer, because she assumed that his type of cancer was made-up.

Somehow, I'm not so sure these people are advocating the "all humans are equal" form of feminism.


I don't know how anyone can argue Jezebel is anything other than a knee jerk soapbox for a few angry individuals. I just can't take them seriously, and that is an excellent example of why.
 
2013-03-10 08:38:30 PM

the ha ha guy: PsiChick: feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women


TFA comes from a site where one of their editors slapped a man who told her he had cancer, because she assumed that his type of cancer was made-up.

Somehow, I'm not so sure these people are advocating the "all humans are equal" form of feminism.


Well, that's very special, but  reading the article would have helped you realize that, no, in this case they  are actually promoting 'all humans are equal' feminism, so...

WhippingBoy: You do realize you're the laughing stock of Fark, don't you? I applaud your efforts, but every time I see you post, I feel bad for you.


Bless your heart.
 
2013-03-10 08:40:25 PM

PsiChick: generally non-turtle people


What the hell does this mean?
 
2013-03-10 08:42:16 PM

JohnnyC: Yes, we know feminists... You think everything men do is wrong.


The complete histrionic overreaction to Seth MacFarlane's job hosting the Oscars was proof positive of this fact. And the sad thing is that the overreaction still continues whenever a man points out how stupid (or utterly schadenfreudily* hilarious) the overreaction has been.

/*'empowerful', 'selfie'
 
2013-03-10 08:44:04 PM

ph0rk: the ha ha guy: PsiChick: feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women


TFA comes from a site where one of their editors slapped a man who told her he had cancer, because she assumed that his type of cancer was made-up.

Somehow, I'm not so sure these people are advocating the "all humans are equal" form of feminism.

I don't know how anyone can argue Jezebel is anything other than a knee jerk soapbox for a few angry individuals. I just can't take them seriously, and that is an excellent example of why.


Nobody takes Jezebel seriously. I'm a charter member of the He-Man Women Hater's Club, and not even I would deign to quote them as indicative of  "what feminists actually believe".
 
2013-03-10 08:45:20 PM

PsiChick: Well, that's very special, but  reading the article would have helped you realize that, no, in this case they  are actually promoting 'all humans are equal' feminism, so...



Jezebel is to gender-equality what Fox News is to political compromise.

Both have the capability of being factually accurate, but more often than not they give a higher precedence to promoting their agenda.
 
2013-03-10 08:46:51 PM

spamdog: What the hell does this mean?


Oh, derogatory name for people with penises. I see. How clever.
 
2013-03-10 08:49:26 PM

spamdog: spamdog: What the hell does this mean?

Oh, derogatory name for people with penises. I see. How clever.


No. This is a turtle people:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-10 08:49:50 PM

the ha ha guy: PsiChick: feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women


TFA comes from a site where one of their editors slapped a man who told her he had cancer, because she assumed that his type of cancer was made-up.

Somehow, I'm not so sure these people are advocating the "all humans are equal" form of feminism.


As a woman, I have a hard time dealing with angry feminists who think that all men are out to get them.

Men just aren't that smart.
 
2013-03-10 08:52:19 PM

Gyrfalcon: the ha ha guy: PsiChick: feminism has always held that sexist beliefs are as damaging to men as women


TFA comes from a site where one of their editors slapped a man who told her he had cancer, because she assumed that his type of cancer was made-up.

Somehow, I'm not so sure these people are advocating the "all humans are equal" form of feminism.

As a woman, I have a hard time dealing with angry feminists who think that all men are out to get them.

Men just aren't that smart.


Shhh... don't tell everyone. You'll ruin it for us.
 
2013-03-10 08:55:04 PM

spamdog: PsiChick: generally non-turtle people

What the hell does this mean?


Go look at a picture of Bohener. Not sure how you spell his name, but the dude's been pretty influential in determining Republican policy, and Republican policy's been pissing off almost everyone, including feminists.

the ha ha guy: PsiChick: Well, that's very special, but  reading the article would have helped you realize that, no, in this case they  are actually promoting 'all humans are equal' feminism, so...


Jezebel is to gender-equality what Fox News is to political compromise.

Both have the capability of being factually accurate, but more often than not they give a higher precedence to promoting their agenda.


And when Fox News actually manages to report things accurately, then we discuss the actual content of the article, not imaginary content based off a quote given in the article. Maybe one or two people go 'Faux News herpa derp', but this is a thread where nothing is happening except the Nice Guy Brigade storming out screaming at clouds because they can't seem to comprehend that this is one article where Jezebel is  agreeing with them.
 
2013-03-10 08:55:19 PM
ph0rk:

I don't know how anyone can argue Jezebel is anything other than a knee jerk soapbox for a few angry individuals. I just can't take them seriously, and that is an excellent example of why.

This is absolutely true, yet, as insane and angry and reactionary as it is, it is THE Go-To website for all things "feminist" online and is, in essence, the "mainstream voice" of the movement.

This is akin to granting legitimacy to Westboro Baptist Church as "the voice of Christianity," yet this is basically where we are.
 
2013-03-10 08:55:57 PM

JohnnyC: Yes, we know feminists... You think everything men do is wrong.


Yes, we know,  antifeminists... You constantly misrepresent what feminists say.
 
2013-03-10 08:56:04 PM

PsiChick: spamdog: PsiChick: generally non-turtle people

What the hell does this mean?

Go look at a picture of Bohener. Not sure how you spell his name, but the dude's been pretty influential in determining Republican policy, and Republican policy's been pissing off almost everyone, including feminists.

the ha ha guy: PsiChick: Well, that's very special, but  reading the article would have helped you realize that, no, in this case they  are actually promoting 'all humans are equal' feminism, so...


Jezebel is to gender-equality what Fox News is to political compromise.

Both have the capability of being factually accurate, but more often than not they give a higher precedence to promoting their agenda.

And when Fox News actually manages to report things accurately, then we discuss the actual content of the article, not imaginary content based off a quote given in the article. Maybe one or two people go 'Faux News herpa derp', but this is a thread where nothing is happening except the Nice Guy Brigade storming out screaming at clouds because they can't seem to comprehend that this is one article where Jezebel is  agreeing with them.


You don't quite get it so I'll spell it out for you: It's Jezebel. NOBODY CARES!!!
 
2013-03-10 08:56:34 PM
It's probably worth mentioning that Jezebel's particular brand of feminism - this culture-warring kind of feminism - is fueling a backlash from a lot of men. Some places on the web now are just crawling with so-called MRA's (men's rights advocates) who read this kind of stuff and get whipped into a paranoid frenzy.
I find it tiresome and the domain of very insecure men, but I still take their side over bullshiatty misandry that Jezebel and the tumblr set pimps out.

I really don't think we are going to be ushered into an age of gender enlightenment by the efforts of people who use terms like "turtle-people" to refer the the opposite sex. If it's a fight you want, you'll get it, but don't try to dress it up as intellectual or clever or enlightened. It's not.
 
2013-03-10 08:57:54 PM

PsiChick: Bohener


I think you're thinking of Mitch McConnell.
 
2013-03-10 08:58:50 PM

spamdog: It's probably worth mentioning that Jezebel's particular brand of feminism - this culture-warring kind of feminism - is fueling a backlash from a lot of men. Some places on the web now are just crawling with so-called MRA's (men's rights advocates) who read this kind of stuff and get whipped into a paranoid frenzy.
I find it tiresome and the domain of very insecure men, but I still take their side over bullshiatty misandry that Jezebel and the tumblr set pimps out.

I really don't think we are going to be ushered into an age of gender enlightenment by the efforts of people who use terms like "turtle-people" to refer the the opposite sex. If it's a fight you want, you'll get it, but don't try to dress it up as intellectual or clever or enlightened. It's not.


Yeah. It's all pretty farked up. This constant "us vs them" attitude helps no one.
 
2013-03-10 09:00:11 PM
A female sexist is not a feminist.
 
2013-03-10 09:03:55 PM
Is it me, or has there been a real surge of feminazi behavior of late going on lately. Smack talk about how video games are sexist, and even the EU wants to ban all porn because they say porn=female objectification. What sort of event went on that triggered every diesel dyke out there to go into a buttrage?

comedysmack.com

Is this going to be an ongoing thing, or should we just wait a week for them to stop overloading their tampons and return to sanity?
 
2013-03-10 09:05:09 PM

TV's Vinnie: Is it me, or has there been a real surge of feminazi behavior of late going on lately. Smack talk about how video games are sexist, and even the EU wants to ban all porn because they say porn=female objectification. What sort of event went on that triggered every diesel dyke out there to go into a buttrage?

[comedysmack.com image 500x363]

Is this going to be an ongoing thing, or should we just wait a week for them to stop overloading their tampons and return to sanity?


Every woman in the world's "cycle" has finally synced up. Just as Nostradomas predicted.
 
2013-03-10 09:05:13 PM

fusillade762: Can you take a selfie while you take a selfie?


that's not like dividing by zero, is it?
 
2013-03-10 09:09:00 PM

jso2897: A female sexist is not a feminist.


Pretty much this. But sometimes it's fun to have to be disciplined by your mistress because you've been a bad boy and you know it.
 
2013-03-10 09:09:58 PM

doglover: jso2897: A female sexist is not a feminist.

Pretty much this. But sometimes it's fun to have to be disciplined by your mistress because you've been a bad boy and you know it.


Women can't be sexist because they're the oppressed, not the oppressor.
 
2013-03-10 09:11:11 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-10 09:12:03 PM

Tak the Hideous New Girl: Did any of you actually read the article?

My reading is he is not condoning this at all, Even the "self-indulgent, vain c00nt" that OgreMagi (stay classy, dude) quoted above admits that she is "ashamed" that she thinks this way. The article also mentions that body dismorphia is rising in young men and that this is not a good thing.

This article really is not as man-bashing as you all seem to think.

My conclusion: you men-folk are too sensitive to internet criticism, you need thicker skins.



You may be new to Fark misogyny threads.  I wish you luck.
 
2013-03-10 09:14:03 PM

WhippingBoy: doglover: jso2897: A female sexist is not a feminist.

Pretty much this. But sometimes it's fun to have to be disciplined by your mistress because you've been a bad boy and you know it.

Women can't be sexist because they're the oppressed, not the oppressor.


They're totally the oppressor as soon as they get the upper hand. Plenty of abused husbands out there.

Hell, even in Asia, where women traditionally get the shaft by Western standards and workforce integration is still difficult the traditional marriage paradigm is very similar to Chris Rock's comedy bit about divorce.

Chris Rock's joke: biatch get half

Asian Marriage: wife get all
 
2013-03-10 09:15:09 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-10 09:16:13 PM
robotdarwin.com
 
2013-03-10 09:17:59 PM
Seems like she needs a massive influx of WIE just to keep her honest.

I'll be happy to recieve a massive influx of BIE just to make it even
 
2013-03-10 09:18:00 PM
"I am ashamed as a feminist to admit that while I champion vanity in women, I find it kind of off-putting in men," Emily told me in an email. "I'd rather a man be thinking about how pretty I am than worrying about how pretty he is. I don't dislike vain men as people, but I wouldn't want to date one."


Awww, isn't a double standard SO cute??

Fark you, lady. I don't even LIKE pictures of myself(Ever), but I'd send you 1,000 a day just to send your hypocritical ass into hysterics.
 
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