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(The New York Times)   The lords of golf figure that what the sport really needs is a bigtime increase in the gallery douche factor   (myaccount.nytimes.com) divider line 26
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2013-03-10 06:05:17 PM  
please log in?

yep, that's a douche move.
 
2013-03-10 06:31:09 PM  

calbert: please log in?

yep, that's a douche move.

 
2013-03-10 06:33:02 PM  
Shooter McGavin is not going to be pleased.
 
2013-03-10 06:34:37 PM  
 
2013-03-10 06:36:13 PM  

calbert: please log in?

yep, that's a douche move.


www.cheatengine.org
 
2013-03-10 06:36:15 PM  

Bane of Broone: calbert: please log in?

yep, that's a douche move.


This. I assume this is about cell phone usage in the gallery, though that's already been legal for sometime
 
2013-03-10 06:38:28 PM  
New golf rule:  If you yell "get in the hole" you are arrested immediately and are banned for life from attending any future tournaments.
 
2013-03-10 06:43:59 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: New golf rule:  If you yell "get in the hole" you are arrested immediately and are banned for life from attending any future tournaments.


 Unless you're Tiger's hookup for the evening.
 
2013-03-10 07:10:31 PM  
Tag is for subby!
 
2013-03-10 07:24:56 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: New golf rule:  If you yell "get in the hole" you are arrested immediately and are banned for life from attending any future tournaments.


This.
 
2013-03-10 07:26:48 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: New golf rule:  If you yell "get in the hole" you are arrested immediately and are banned for life from attending any future tournaments.


I was thinking some "Range Time".
"Down Range Time".
 
2013-03-10 07:33:53 PM  
They could just hold more tournaments in New York and they'd have all the douchebaggery they want.

/was at the '06 Open at Winged Foot - asshat central
//don't want to know what it was like at bethpage black with the lawnguyland cugine factor added
 
2013-03-10 08:20:07 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: New golf rule:  If you yell "get in the hole" you are arrested immediately and are banned for life from attending any future tournaments.


I heard someone yell out, "Sweet potato pie!" after a drive today.

/lolwut?
 
2013-03-10 08:44:20 PM  
It's a trick: golf fans couldn't POSSIBLY be any more douchey.
 
2013-03-10 09:48:14 PM  

calbert: please log in?

yep, that's a douche move.

 
2013-03-10 10:26:28 PM  
I love tennis and golf.  Absolute silence or the little snowflakes freak.

Baseball, just as hard or harder to hit, fans screaming, philly fans throwing batteries (or is that eagles fans?)  and no batter complains.
 
2013-03-10 10:45:25 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: New golf rule:  If you yell "get in the hole" you are arrested immediately and are banned for life from attending any future tournaments.


Amen.
I was at the BMW last year and some douche stood next to the tee box on six and yelled "string cheese!" "Boo yah!" And a number of other equally stupid and obnoxious things after every drive.
I really wish they would crack down on these tools.
 
2013-03-10 10:45:29 PM  

DoctorOfLove: philly fans throwing batteries (or is that eagles fans?)


They're the same thing
 
2013-03-10 10:58:57 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: New golf rule:  If you yell "get in the hole" you are arrested immediately and are banned for life from attending any future tournaments.


Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!!
 
2013-03-11 12:34:31 AM  
MissitNoonan, miss!
 
2013-03-11 12:37:58 AM  

DoctorOfLove: I love tennis and golf.  Absolute silence or the little snowflakes freak.

Baseball, just as hard or harder to hit, fans screaming, philly fans throwing batteries (or is that eagles fans?)  and no batter complains.


What about football, where a quarterback has to yell out very complex instructions to the players on his teams with the fans going apeshiat crazy?  Or even basketball, where you've gotta make that pivotal free throw with people screaming at how.

But, oh no, I need absolute silence for this 3 foot putt.
 
2013-03-11 12:48:38 AM  

calbert: please log in?

yep, that's a douche move.


MFAWG: It's a trick: golf fans couldn't POSSIBLY be any more douchey.

 
2013-03-11 05:25:50 AM  
we should ban links from the NYtimes.
 
2013-03-11 06:02:00 AM  
Screw it.

I'm going to Reddit.
 
2013-03-11 08:39:18 AM  

BalugaJoe: we should ban links from the NYtimes.


Yeah, except Drew would have to make up that money somewhere else, likely by posting more Cracked links.  Frankly, I'd rather view the NYT login page than anything on Cracked.
 
2013-03-11 08:40:30 AM  

RDixon: Screw it.

I'm going to Reddit.


Lateral move is lateral.
 
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