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(The Daily Caller)   Maryland state senator declares zero tolerance for zero tolerance by filing 'Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act'   (dailycaller.com) divider line 18
    More: Followup, Maryland State Senators, Gun Freedom, pastries, Park Elementary School, school discipline  
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8474 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2013 at 6:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-10 06:43:04 PM  
16 votes:
Shamelessly swiped from a previous thread.
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2013-03-10 06:36:38 PM  
3 votes:
Can we ban foods that look like religious figures?  I wonder how many times I ate something that looked just like Mohammad but didn't know.
2013-03-10 06:20:12 PM  
3 votes:
The bill also includes a section mandating counseling for school officials who fail to distinguish between guns and things that resemble guns. School officials who fail to make such a distinction more than once would face discipline themselves.

I want to send WIE to this bill. I'll even be bathed and sent to the bill's chambers
2013-03-11 01:46:12 AM  
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: I'd be interested in seeing the political affiliations of these administrators that do this nonsense across the country.  I'd be willing to bet that 100% of them are liberal bed-wetters.


Most are women.  Is anyone actually surprised by that? They are probably having a bad vagina day.

Teacher:  "My vagina feels bad.  Why is everyone so happy when my vagina is feeling so bad?  I'm going to change that".
2013-03-10 08:03:46 PM  
1 votes:
from articles we read it seems zero tolerance and no child left behind causes more damage than good. if taxpaying voters can't get this stuff tossed out of the schools something is wrong with our system.
2013-03-10 07:40:56 PM  
1 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Can we ban foods that look like religious figures?  I wonder how many times I ate something that looked just like Mohammad but didn't know.


Put them right next to the Leader beans
2013-03-10 07:33:37 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: The bill also includes a section mandating counseling for school officials who fail to distinguish between guns and things that resemble guns. School officials who fail to make such a distinction more than once would face discipline themselves.

I want to send WIE to this bill. I'll even be bathed and sent to the bill's chambers


I'll go too. I'll do the Dance of the Seven Veils with only six veils if that will help get this thing passed.
2013-03-10 07:12:09 PM  
1 votes:
Eventually they're going to pop some high speed straight-A clean as a whistle kid for having a plastic butter knife in his lunch, it's going to cost him admission to college, and his helicopter parents will lawyer up and sue the bejeezus out of the district.  Then you'll start to see these laws turn around.

Or worse, after seeing his future go up in smoke the kid figures there's not really much of a point in going on, so he finds himself an AR and becomes the next contestant himself.
2013-03-10 07:01:38 PM  
1 votes:

Erebus1954: Who would shape a state like a gun?


It should be a banned one.  The Delmarva peninsula looks like a collapsible stock.
2013-03-10 06:54:10 PM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: libranoelrose: This actually from a Republican? Whodathunkit

It's ok because MD is ran by Democrats so this will be shot down


We have zero tolerance for such language. You're suspended.
2013-03-10 06:53:02 PM  
1 votes:
Arg...I boobied myself.....Read the original here:   http://www.fark.com/farq/farkisms/#z.22Boobies.22_time_warp
2013-03-10 06:47:44 PM  
1 votes:

rkiller1: Shamelessly swiped from a previous thread.
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That is also roughly the shape of the state of Maryland. Who would shape a state like a gun?
2013-03-10 06:47:25 PM  
1 votes:
Future peoples are going to confuse our politics for melodramatic theater. There will be great debates as to whether it was real, or just an incredibly detailed piece of performance art.
2013-03-10 06:45:43 PM  
1 votes:
I know this is a followup, but where is the Hero tag?
2013-03-10 06:40:21 PM  
1 votes:
I'd rather see tests for school officials that measure basic things like whether their IQ is higher than a hamster's or if they can remember how to breathe without being kicked in the ass every 15 seconds.
2013-03-10 06:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
They'll have to take my toaster pastry from my cold dead fingers
2013-03-10 06:36:11 PM  
1 votes:
Won't pass, it makes too much sense.

I keep waiting for my 7-year-old to get in trouble.  He enjoys drawing tanks.
2013-03-10 06:35:45 PM  
1 votes:
"I hope you know this is going to go on your permanent record."
 
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