The bill also includes a section mandating counseling for school officials who fail to distinguish between guns and things that resemble guns. School officials who fail to make such a distinction more than once would face discipline themselves.
libranoelrose: This actually from a Republican? Whodathunkit
rkiller1: Shamelessly swiped from a previous thread.[www.smithandwessonforums.com image 850x491]
crabsno termites: WTF? Fark (all caps) filters to Boobies?/'s ok, like some boobies.
Erebus1954: That is also roughly the shape of the state of Maryland. Who would shape a state like a gun?
Tat'dGreaser: libranoelrose: This actually from a Republican? WhodathunkitIt's ok because MD is ran by Democrats so this will be shot down
BizarreMan: I know this is a followup, but where is the Hero tag?
Erebus1954: Who would shape a state like a gun?
rnatalie: Arg...I boobied myself.....Read the original here: http://www.fark.com/farq/farkisms/#z.22Boobies.22_time_warp
Twitch Boy: Eventually they're going to pop some high speed straight-A clean as a whistle kid for having a plastic butter knife in his lunch, it's going to cost him admission to college, and his helicopter parents will lawyer up and sue the bejeezus out of the district. Then you'll start to see these laws turn around.Or worse, after seeing his future go up in smoke the kid figures there's not really much of a point in going on, so he finds himself an AR and becomes the next contestant himself.
Ryker's Peninsula: "I hope you know this is going to go on your permanent record."
Jon iz teh kewl: why would you act like you have a gun? to scare someone who was acting too gay?
OtherLittleGuy: The bill also includes a section mandating counseling for school officials who fail to distinguish between guns and things that resemble guns. School officials who fail to make such a distinction more than once would face discipline themselves.I want to send WIE to this bill. I'll even be bathed and sent to the bill's chambers
rnatalie: crabsno termites: WTF? Fark (all caps) filters to Boobies?/'s ok, like some boobies.From the FARK FAQ:"Boobies" time warpFor whatever reason message boards on sites like Fark are forever plagued with morons posting "Boobies" anytime a link is posted. Fark automatically turns the words "Boobies" into the word "boobies" and resets the timestamp on the message to some time in the future so that it isn't the Boobies anymore. Attempts to evade that sometimes result in it becoming "weeners" instead of "boobies".
Zarquon's Flat Tire: Can we ban foods that look like religious figures? I wonder how many times I ate something that looked just like Mohammad but didn't know.
MacWizard: Jon iz teh kewl: why would you act like you have a gun? to scare someone who was acting too gay?Never played army games? Cops and robbers? Cowboys and Indians (yes, I'm that old)? Were you never a child?
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