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(Orlando Sentinel)   If you ask the 14-year-old girl you met on the internet if she's really a cop and she doesn't answer your question, you probably should not proceed with your plans to have sex with her   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 14
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2013-03-10 02:06:34 PM  
5 votes:
FTFA: The "girl" Brian Jansen, 36, was communicated with was a undercover detective...

Okay, goddammit. Seriously. The very FIRST sentence is a grammar clusterfark. What the fark happened to education in this country?
2013-03-10 04:27:58 PM  
3 votes:
Ah the internet: where the women are actually men, the men are actually 14 year old kids, and the 14 year old kids are actually cops.
2013-03-10 01:17:31 PM  
2 votes:
If you meet a 14 year old girl on the internet chances are she's a 32 year old cop.
2013-03-11 05:08:05 AM  
1 votes:
If you meet a 14 year old girl on the internet... you tell her to come back in 4 years.
2013-03-10 07:03:16 PM  
1 votes:

Happy Hours: Or maybe not. I used to watch To Catch a Predator. Those guys were some seriously stupid (and creepy) people - especially that one who got busted by Chris Hansen twice.


Which is why I don't think these sorts of operations are actually catching sexual predators, and are instead just catching idiots and dumb-asses. Real ephebophiles probably aren't this dumb. The ones who do get caught probably did it on the spur-of-the-moment without thinking above the waist. They're the kind of people who would get caught doing some other dumb thing if it weren't this.

The ones I find hilarious are the ones who try to claim that they were just worried about the girl because her parents left her alone, and they were coming to check on her and make sure she was okay.

Riiiight.
2013-03-10 06:41:16 PM  
1 votes:
How about not proceeding to have sex with any 14-year-old girl at all? Why is that too much to ask? Surely you can convince a woman of legal age to have sex with you, and if not, then you don't deserve to get laid, and should stay on good terms with your hand.
2013-03-10 06:11:10 PM  
1 votes:
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
2013-03-10 05:47:27 PM  
1 votes:

GungFu: Hai Guyz!

I jus turn14 yeah. Yayy! So momma n pops r goin out 2 c a film.
Ne1 want 2 party wi me?

My name is Priscilla but every1 calls me Candy becos Im so sweeeeeeeeeeet. LOL!
Some friends call me Virgin. I think dats becos my middle name is Virginia.
Can u tell me what does Virgin mean?


You tried too hard. A 14 y/o that doesn't know what a virgin is? On the internet?
2013-03-10 05:22:28 PM  
1 votes:
I'm waiting for someone to predate on a catcher.

Probably already been a Law & Order episode. Pretty easy plot to draw up, Chris Hanson type is found shot dead in the street, reports of a hoody wearing person caught fleeing the scene, detectives interrogate string of men caught but not convicted, eventually turns out to have been the daughter of a person who committed suicide after being ruined by catcher.

And for any normal male the personality of the 14 year old girl is generally enough to deter them. When you have a 32 year old person saying they're 14 the personality isn't sufficient to send grown men screaming about the degeneracy of this generation.
2013-03-10 05:22:12 PM  
1 votes:
"the athletics instructor asked if the girl was actually a cop but didn't get a response and went to the meet-up location anyway "

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2013-03-10 05:21:38 PM  
1 votes:

Generation_D: Why the hell would ANYONE at this point think a "hot 14 year old girl" on the internet wasn't a troll job, a cop, or perverted-justice.com (combination of troll job and cop)

Cripes.

c/s/b: 18 yrs ago I used to be on some of the same irc channels as these perverted justice guys, I watched them cut their teeth trolling what were known as "hngs" or horny net guys. It was great fun, all the regulars on irc did it.

Then these dorks went and made a career of it.


As much as I hate hngs, perverted-justice does some pretty shiaty and borderline-legal things.
2013-03-10 05:20:28 PM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: where do you go to meet 32 year old cops

I met a semi-hot 32-ish female cop while I was walking down the street and she was waiting for a detail* job. We exchanged a few words and I resumed walking because my brain screams "bad idea!" when I contemplate getting involved with a cop was rejected.


FTFY
2013-03-10 04:27:12 PM  
1 votes:
bbsimg.ngfiles.com

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2013-03-10 02:37:08 PM  
1 votes:
Why the hell would ANYONE at this point think a "hot 14 year old girl" on the internet wasn't a troll job, a cop, or perverted-justice.com (combination of troll job and cop)

Cripes.

c/s/b: 18 yrs ago I used to be on some of the same irc channels as these perverted justice guys, I watched them cut their teeth trolling what were known as "hngs" or horny net guys. It was great fun, all the regulars on irc did it.

Then these dorks went and made a career of it.
 
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