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(NYPost)   "It was weird at first. I mean, I thought he was just going to kiss my feet. Not put my whole foot in his mouth"   ( divider line 11
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2013-03-10 02:04:11 PM  
3 votes:
I don't even question Quentin Tarantino's choices anymore.
2013-03-10 02:51:39 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-10 09:22:10 PM  
1 votes:
How in the hell am I first with this?

/Does NOT approve.
2013-03-10 06:55:26 PM  
1 votes:

Delay: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I have half my leg bent over for a foot.

Well, now it's getting hot. Do you have a hoof?

No, I am not some goddam Draenei.
2013-03-10 06:33:54 PM  
1 votes:
2013-03-10 06:18:23 PM  
1 votes:
2013-03-10 05:39:13 PM  
1 votes:

Lucidz: But shame and the knowledge that you're a whore will last a lifetime!

Clutch the pearls! My assumption is next you need smelling salts.
2013-03-10 05:33:38 PM  
1 votes:
2013-03-10 04:59:01 PM  
1 votes:
What's her Fark handle?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-10 04:40:58 PM  
1 votes:
For $300 per hour I would consider letting an ugly woman suck my toes.
2013-03-10 04:24:23 PM  
1 votes:

/what's up, assdicks
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