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2013-03-10 02:04:11 PM  
I don't even question Quentin Tarantino's choices anymore.
 
2013-03-10 02:10:13 PM  
Just the tip.
 
2013-03-10 02:51:39 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-10 03:10:10 PM  
More power to her. It beats being paid minimum wage.

The fancy footwork lasted 40 minutes. With tip, she made $200.

"If you're an amateur you don't really know what to do with your feet. This body part you normally use for transportation is all he wants. I needed to find ways to move feet in a sexy way, which is a challenge for that long."


For that kind of $$$, I'd not only learn how to move them, I'd dip them in pudding, top them with whipped cream and a cherry, whatever the fark the dude wanted.
 
2013-03-10 03:35:41 PM  

Lorelle: More power to her. It beats being paid minimum wage.

The fancy footwork lasted 40 minutes. With tip, she made $200.

"If you're an amateur you don't really know what to do with your feet. This body part you normally use for transportation is all he wants. I needed to find ways to move feet in a sexy way, which is a challenge for that long."

For that kind of $$$, I'd not only learn how to move them, I'd dip them in pudding, top them with whipped cream and a cherry, whatever the fark the dude wanted.


That's way better scratch than even Cuddling Lady makes.  Though.. the feet thing... ew
 
2013-03-10 04:24:23 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

/what's up, assdicks
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-10 04:40:58 PM  
For $300 per hour I would consider letting an ugly woman suck my toes.
 
2013-03-10 04:45:48 PM  
   Any number of toes above ten need not apply..
 
2013-03-10 04:50:07 PM  
I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..
 
2013-03-10 04:51:37 PM  
Waitaminute....

FTA: "I've taken a couple sexuality classes at NYU so I had a preliminary idea on fetishism but in practice it's a little different. These guys aren't hurting anyone and everyone's got their thing that turns them on."

This surprises her? NYU is teaching sexuality classes where the big take-away is that fetishism hurts people?
 
2013-03-10 04:56:23 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..


Hey, it gets cold when you're all naked. I'd rather be warm with naked feet than completely naked and cold.
 
2013-03-10 04:56:46 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..


I like the line from TFA: "I'm only going to be young and in New York once!"

So that makes it normal to sell your body parts to horny men and then say you were victimized by the "sex industry" to get sympathy.
 
2013-03-10 04:59:01 PM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2013-03-10 05:10:26 PM  
I totally jones on women's feet. But even I am not hard up enough to want to indulge in a roomful of dudes with "salt and pepper hair and big stomachs" (hey, I resemble that remark). My ideal scenario involves no folding money and no prettying up. Just me, her, some alcohol and a long hard day spent walking around.
 
2013-03-10 05:12:39 PM  
Sounds like every other comment on Rex Ryan's blog.
 
2013-03-10 05:12:43 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..

I like the line from TFA: "I'm only going to be young and in New York once!"

So that makes it normal to sell your body parts to horny men and then say you were victimized by the "sex industry" to get sympathy.


LOL--All  can think is--it is all fun and games till you get foot herpes. LOL
 
2013-03-10 05:15:35 PM  
Oh gawd, what is 50 Cent up to now....
 
2013-03-10 05:20:11 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Sounds like every other comment on Rex Ryan's blog.


Make fun of Rex all you want, but Michelle's feet are legit hot. (SFW, basically)
 
2013-03-10 05:26:02 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..

I like the line from TFA: "I'm only going to be young and in New York once!"

So that makes it normal to sell your body parts to horny men and then say you were victimized by the "sex industry" to get sympathy.


When the fark did she say she was victimized?  But go ahead and think what you want, so you can look down on her.  I'd LOVE to get paid $200 for less than an hour's worth of "work," but my feet wouldn't be up to their standards.
 
2013-03-10 05:31:59 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Sounds like every other comment on Rex Ryan's blog.

Make fun of Rex all you want, but Michelle's feet are legit hot. (SFW, basically)


Umm...they look like feet.  I mean yeah, you already admitted that you have a foot thing, sure...but I can't imagine what makes feet average looking, versus "hot" - sure, if they have warts or something they can be /ugly/, but "hot?"  I don't get that.  At all.
 
2013-03-10 05:32:59 PM  

Atharaenea: TotallyHeadless: Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..

I like the line from TFA: "I'm only going to be young and in New York once!"

So that makes it normal to sell your body parts to horny men and then say you were victimized by the "sex industry" to get sympathy.

When the fark did she say she was victimized?  But go ahead and think what you want, so you can look down on her.  I'd LOVE to get paid $200 for less than an hour's worth of "work," but my feet wouldn't be up to their standards.


She has not yet. Because she is young. I am looking down on her because she is thinking she is a level above a stripper. When she is not. NOTE the line I started my comment with "I didn't take my clothes off" <<is what she said. She is saying that as long as she is dressed it's not a sexual activity. She is wrong. The guy is jerking off to having her foot in his mouth. A fetish is a sexual activity. Apparently she skipped that day in class ---she says she took 2 course of human sexuality--again trying to justify it. Hey I don't care what she does with her foot. I don't care that there are guys jerking off to feet. I don't care. Except lets call it what it is. She is a foot hooker. She is in the sex industry. It is a form of prostitution. It just is what it is. Her not taking her clothes off makes no difference. That is my point. Now get your panties out of a twist.
 
2013-03-10 05:33:38 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-10 05:34:04 PM  

IamAwake: i upped my meds-up yours: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Sounds like every other comment on Rex Ryan's blog.

Make fun of Rex all you want, but Michelle's feet are legit hot. (SFW, basically)

Umm...they look like feet.  I mean yeah, you already admitted that you have a foot thing, sure...but I can't imagine what makes feet average looking, versus "hot" - sure, if they have warts or something they can be /ugly/, but "hot?"  I don't get that.  At all.


More power to the foot fetishists out there. Not my thing but I won't stop them.

But I don't get how those are "hot" feet. I can definitely imagine someone not wanting to look at gnarled toes or something... but they're just feet.
 
2013-03-10 05:36:41 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..


If I read the article correctly, she is saying she was paid more than the average stripper because she met their needs. Maybe you don't.
 
2013-03-10 05:36:51 PM  
FTA:  I'm only young and living in New York once...

But shame and the knowledge that you're a whore will last a lifetime!  Good luck hiding your past life from your husband if you don't die first, skank biscuit...
 
2013-03-10 05:39:13 PM  

Lucidz: But shame and the knowledge that you're a whore will last a lifetime!


Clutch the pearls! My assumption is next you need smelling salts.
 
2013-03-10 05:44:32 PM  

Treygreen13: IamAwake: i upped my meds-up yours: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Sounds like every other comment on Rex Ryan's blog.

Make fun of Rex all you want, but Michelle's feet are legit hot. (SFW, basically)

Umm...they look like feet.  I mean yeah, you already admitted that you have a foot thing, sure...but I can't imagine what makes feet average looking, versus "hot" - sure, if they have warts or something they can be /ugly/, but "hot?"  I don't get that.  At all.

More power to the foot fetishists out there. Not my thing but I won't stop them.

But I don't get how those are "hot" feet. I can definitely imagine someone not wanting to look at gnarled toes or something... but they're just feet.


Cool. It's an acquired taste.

/I acquired it from a girl named Lori in the 4th grade.
//Hey, I was an early bloomer.
 
2013-03-10 05:45:46 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-03-10 05:49:52 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..


 I don't understand your argument.  I don't see that she's judging strippers or prostitutes or holding herself above them.  She stated that there was a lot of sexuality and also stated that she didn't break any laws because she kept her clothes on.  She also apparently stayed within boundaries that felt good morally - to her - which is what we should all do in regard to our own sex practices, no?
 
2013-03-10 05:50:26 PM  

Delay: Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..

If I read the article correctly, she is saying she was paid more than the average stripper because she met their needs. Maybe you don't.


Let's do some math. She is getting $20 for 10 minutes.She made $200.00 that one night.The average stripper gets $20 for one table dance/lap dance --3 minute songs. The average stripper makes at least $300 a night if you re any good at what you do. So no compared to a stripper she is actually making less...still justifying it because she keeps her clothes on.
/is 40 my stripping days are over
//just don't like uppity hookers
 
2013-03-10 05:54:38 PM  

iamrex: I don't understand your argument.


I'm assuming most people read no further than identifying the subject is a "female" and "NYU student", and immediately launched into a "well, this woman must be some entitled, holier-than-thou biatch" tirade.

Not white-knighting, just that I read the same article and was basically like, "well, okay". There's absolutely nothing in it to get worked up about.
 
2013-03-10 05:59:24 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Delay: Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..

If I read the article correctly, she is saying she was paid more than the average stripper because she met their needs. Maybe you don't.

Let's do some math. She is getting $20 for 10 minutes.She made $200.00 that one night.The average stripper gets $20 for one table dance/lap dance --3 minute songs. The average stripper makes at least $300 a night if you re any good at what you do. So no compared to a stripper she is actually making less...still justifying it because she keeps her clothes on.
/is 40 my stripping days are over
//just don't like uppity hookers


I'd bet most strippers don't make $300 their first night dancing unless they're also blowing guys in the VIP rooms.  Don't hate her because she figured out fetishists pay more for less.
 
2013-03-10 06:02:23 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Atharaenea: TotallyHeadless: Cup_O_Jo: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how biatches will justify shiat. "I didn't take off my clothes" So this makes it ok. I spent years taking off my clothes. I would rather be completely nude with a gentlemens law (no touching) then have my foot in some guys mouth while he jacks off. At this point she is saying she is better than a stripper. It's just..

I like the line from TFA: "I'm only going to be young and in New York once!"

So that makes it normal to sell your body parts to horny men and then say you were victimized by the "sex industry" to get sympathy.

When the fark did she say she was victimized?  But go ahead and think what you want, so you can look down on her.  I'd LOVE to get paid $200 for less than an hour's worth of "work," but my feet wouldn't be up to their standards.

She has not yet. Because she is young. I am looking down on her because she is thinking she is a level above a stripper. When she is not. NOTE the line I started my comment with "I didn't take my clothes off" <<is what she said. She is saying that as long as she is dressed it's not a sexual activity. She is wrong. The guy is jerking off to having her foot in his mouth. A fetish is a sexual activity. Apparently she skipped that day in class ---she says she took 2 course of human sexuality--again trying to justify it. Hey I don't care what she does with her foot. I don't care that there are guys jerking off to feet. I don't care. Except lets call it what it is. She is a foot hooker. She is in the sex industry. It is a form of prostitution. It just is what it is. Her not taking her clothes off makes no difference.



So, to sum up, all women and whores, liars, and biatches.  Got it.
 
2013-03-10 06:03:54 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: The average stripper makes at least $300 a night if you re any good at what you do.


Women college friends tell me they get $2,000 to $2,500 per night here letting tourists photograph their feet. Like you said, I don't get it. I couldn't tell a woman's foot from my own.
 
2013-03-10 06:05:55 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: /is 40 my stripping days are over
//just don't like uppity hookers


By the way, no, I don't care that you're a woman, so don't even try to use that fact to justify or prove anything.
 
2013-03-10 06:08:51 PM  
I have half my leg bent over for a foot.  I don't care how big your mouth is, you are not getting my whole foot in there.
 
2013-03-10 06:12:50 PM  

Treygreen13: IamAwake: i upped my meds-up yours: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Sounds like every other comment on Rex Ryan's blog.

Make fun of Rex all you want, but Michelle's feet are legit hot. (SFW, basically)

Umm...they look like feet.  I mean yeah, you already admitted that you have a foot thing, sure...but I can't imagine what makes feet average looking, versus "hot" - sure, if they have warts or something they can be /ugly/, but "hot?"  I don't get that.  At all.

More power to the foot fetishists out there. Not my thing but I won't stop them.

But I don't get how those are "hot" feet. I can definitely imagine someone not wanting to look at gnarled toes or something... but they're just feet.


I'm not sure, either. If I can be said to have a particular interest in any body part, it's hands, and I do have my preferences there (well-kept nails, long fingers, square palms, etc) but can't really see the differences for feet beyond "is you a hammertoe y/n".


I'm sure the subtle differences I see between hands apply equally well for feet, but as far as where they would fall on the general hot/not spectrum, I admit that I'm curious. Culturally, we have a preference for high, firm breasts or broad shoulders/narrow waist; what is the average foot fetishist's cultural preference?
 
2013-03-10 06:14:33 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I have half my leg bent over for a foot.


Well, now it's getting hot. Do you have a hoof?
 
2013-03-10 06:16:11 PM  

balisane: what is the average foot fetishist's cultural preference?


Asian.
 
2013-03-10 06:17:36 PM  
brightredtoenails.com
 
2013-03-10 06:18:23 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-10 06:19:31 PM  

Lucidz: But shame and the knowledge that you're a whore will last a lifetime! Good luck hiding your past life from your husband if you don't die first, skank biscuit...


I dunno, I'm female and older than her, but I don't see why this future husband would care about this...it just doesn't seem like that big a deal, and if people will pay for it, who cares? If you're engaging in actual sex(oral or regular) you're putting yourself at risk for contracting disease or getting pregnant or something. With this you might get some slobber on your foot but a little slobber never hurt anyone, you know?

I wish I had the feet for something like this...
 
2013-03-10 06:29:33 PM  
www.wrestlecrap.com

Approves
 
2013-03-10 06:33:54 PM  
i4.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 06:35:43 PM  

Fromageball: Lucidz: But shame and the knowledge that you're a whore will last a lifetime! Good luck hiding your past life from your husband if you don't die first, skank biscuit...

I dunno, I'm female and older than her, but I don't see why this future husband would care about this...it just doesn't seem like that big a deal, and if people will pay for it, who cares? If you're engaging in actual sex(oral or regular) you're putting yourself at risk for contracting disease or getting pregnant or something. With this you might get some slobber on your foot but a little slobber never hurt anyone, you know?

I wish I had the feet for something like this...


Hell, if all you need is high arches, no gnarly toes, and small feet, I'd do it, even if my feet are lightly splattered with dye right now. Foot fetishists are probably right at the end of the harmless kink scale, as far as I can tell. Shaving your legs daily and making time for a weekly pedicure would be the worst part.
 
2013-03-10 06:37:15 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-03-10 06:49:02 PM  
I prefer the kind of feet that wash up in Vancouver
 
2013-03-10 06:51:42 PM  

Fromageball: I wish I had the feet for something like this...


I don't think it's just the feet. More, there is definitely an erotic connection involved.

I worked at a restaurant in college. I massaged two tired waitresses feet. I'm not proud. It was for sex. Now that I am older, I know, those beautiful women were not faking it.
 
2013-03-10 06:54:49 PM  

balisane: Culturally, we have a preference for high, firm breasts or broad shoulders/narrow waist; what is the average foot fetishist's cultural preference?


No idea about average, but I like high arches, fleshy toes, slight callouses and/or floor schmutz are ok, and if she's a size 9 or better, that's bonus.
 
2013-03-10 06:55:26 PM  

Delay: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I have half my leg bent over for a foot.

Well, now it's getting hot. Do you have a hoof?


No, I am not some goddam Draenei.
 
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