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(SFGate)   After 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river, officials state there is no evidence of an animal epidemic. Except, of course, the 900 DEAD PIGS FOUND FLOATING IN THE RIVER   ( divider line 16
    More: Sick, agriculture committee, Shanghai, water source, epidemics, cops, Shanghai river  
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6587 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2013 at 3:46 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-10 12:45:37 PM  
6 votes:

Jon H: What it might have looked like a couple of days ago

Sometimes I hate the interwebs
2013-03-10 04:30:17 PM  
5 votes:
2013-03-10 12:29:35 PM  
4 votes:
So they haven't found any evidence to support an epidemic or a dumping. Obviously the pics committed suicide.
2013-03-10 04:45:34 PM  
3 votes:
Have they looked for a large flock of Angry Birds?
2013-03-10 04:28:26 PM  
3 votes:
CALM DOWN!  There are NO pigs floating down the river.
2013-03-10 06:14:51 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-10 05:06:50 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm okay with that."
2013-03-10 04:43:56 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-11 03:54:35 PM  
1 votes:
I read that and immediately thought...
There's some pigs doin some heavy doobie rollin when they're floating past yer VAAAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
2013-03-10 04:32:13 PM  
1 votes:
Silly Legion, at it again.
2013-03-10 04:11:55 PM  
1 votes:
2013-03-10 03:56:14 PM  
1 votes:
900 pigs?

/where am I going, and what's with the handbasket?
2013-03-10 03:52:43 PM  
1 votes:
It's just Jesus casting out demons. Nothing to see here.
2013-03-10 02:55:20 PM  
1 votes:

Or that guy
2013-03-10 02:42:23 PM  
1 votes:
Cool, Ikea was running out of horsemeat anyway
2013-03-10 01:00:59 PM  
1 votes:
This would be exactly like the rays that "washed up" on the shores of the Gaza strip except for 2 things.

1: Pigs are not an endangered species
2: They weren't caught by fishermen
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