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(SFGate)   After 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river, officials state there is no evidence of an animal epidemic. Except, of course, the 900 DEAD PIGS FOUND FLOATING IN THE RIVER   (sfgate.com) divider line 79
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2013-03-10 04:46:58 PM

doctor_sbaits0: "The statement says the water and environmental protection bureaus are ramping up monitoring of the river's water quality."

Judging by all the trash around those dead piggies, I don't think they monitor water quality.


It says something about your river when 900 rotting corpses don't look out of place.
 
2013-03-10 04:56:42 PM
t3.gstatic.com
You kids are slippin'

/image hot like a bic lighter
//you know what I mean
 
2013-03-10 04:59:16 PM

Buttle not Tuttle: It's just Jesus casting out demons. Nothing to see here.


came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-10 04:59:46 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: All that bacon wasted! Truly a tragedy.

/I've invoked the bacon meme, perhaps I should go for bonus points and blame Obama
//then I could compare Obama to Hitler and Godwin the thread


You think the Chinese will really let all those pigs go to waste?
 
2013-03-10 05:06:50 PM
www.pinenet.com
"I'm okay with that."
 
2013-03-10 05:10:45 PM
The statement says the water and environmental protection bureaus are ramping up monitoring of the river's water quality.

With the 'normal' quality of the water in the river, the pigs might have been an improvement.

Only in China can 900+ pigs get dumped in a river and no one knows where they came from.
 
2013-03-10 05:24:46 PM
Maybe they just got sick of life?

Has anyone ruled out SOOEY-cide?
 
2013-03-10 05:26:46 PM
Coming soon to a McRib sandwich near you.
 
2013-03-10 05:26:52 PM
Relax. It's just the Swinee River.
 
2013-03-10 05:38:56 PM
Not an epidemic, they just breathed the air.
 
2013-03-10 05:44:17 PM
Dear God, no!!! Think of all that potential bacon, wasted!

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-10 05:58:20 PM
God forbid I ever have to go to China. You can't drink the water, you can't breathe, you can't trust the milk.

/What does it take for a population so large to wake up?
//Do we need to send them copies of "The Jungle"?
 
2013-03-10 05:58:33 PM

jprogram: I guess those pigs cannot be cured... for ham.


Oh, they cured them alright

/wet aging is a great way to age meat
//not so sure about bacon though
///soggy bacon.......nah
 
2013-03-10 06:02:10 PM
That's a lot of tasty bacon, AFTER YOU COOK IT THOROUGHLY!
 
2013-03-10 06:14:51 PM
i328.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 06:29:53 PM
它可能像南瓜饼的味道,我知道的一切,但我也不会吃它。
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-10 06:39:21 PM
DownDaRiver:
imageshack.us

Or that guy

"You wark prank rittle piggy"

/OK, so that's prolly racist....solly
 
2013-03-10 06:47:11 PM
You never cross the blue line! Oh, not a cop thread....
 
2013-03-10 06:51:08 PM
They probably got gassed accidentally (if indoors) and whomever had the farm wanted to dispose of them and because it's mainland China, it's every person for himself (which is strange in a supposedly communist society) so the person just dumped them in the river.
 
2013-03-10 06:55:20 PM
Somethings' definitely not Kosher in China.
 
2013-03-10 07:30:47 PM

Buttle not Tuttle: It's just Jesus casting out demons. Nothing to see here.


Wasn't it that guy yesterday with millions of demons inside him? Probably where they all went.
 
2013-03-10 07:45:24 PM

Bontesla: So they haven't found any evidence to support an epidemic or a dumping. Obviously the pics committed suicide.

Sooey-cide, to quote Granny Clampett.
 
2013-03-10 08:52:24 PM

FerroMancer: Silly Legion, at it again.

 


You win the thread.
 
2013-03-10 11:14:47 PM
900 dead pigs in a river?

Then it must be Tuesday

Fridays, it's dead chickens.
 
2013-03-11 01:29:21 AM
According to the photo, pigs are a concern, but cigarettes and used diapers are okay.
 
2013-03-11 03:16:14 AM

FerroMancer: Silly Legion, at it again.

[fc07.deviantart.net image 425x555] [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 447x335]


Came here to make that reference, was beaten to it
 
2013-03-11 12:19:37 PM
i48.tinypic.com
Move along, nothing to see here.
 
2013-03-11 03:54:35 PM
I read that and immediately thought...

external.ak.fbcdn.net
There's some pigs doin some heavy doobie rollin when they're floating past yer VAAAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
 
2013-03-11 05:01:03 PM

Buttle not Tuttle: It's just Jesus casting out demons. Nothing to see here.


Awww, and I wanted to make a Legion reference.
 
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