FARK.com: (7635449) Math time: Cute girl + Slave Leia costume + pole dancing = nerdgasm (tag is for the girl, SFW. sadly)

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		Math time: Cute girl + Slave Leia costume + pole dancing = nerdgasm (tag is for the girl, SFW. sadly) (strangebeaver.com)		38
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Mugato		2013-03-10 02:30:10 PM

She looks bored. Jabba would have fed her to the Rancor

The Onion is prophetic		2013-03-10 02:36:32 PM

Mugato: She looks bored. Jabba would have fed her to the Rancor

At least then one of her tits would've popped out.

gonzoduke		2013-03-10 02:47:23 PM

That's the most anti climatic pole dance evar. She should get an award for that alone

show me		2013-03-10 04:10:29 PM

I get "This Video is Private" and then nothing.

Friskya		2013-03-10 04:12:52 PM

show me: I get "This Video is Private" and then nothing.

You aren't missing much. Face could stop a clock.

GonzoNihilist		2013-03-10 04:17:00 PM

Is it just me or is the lighting in this vid a little off?

buntz		2013-03-10 04:17:05 PM

I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?

calbert		2013-03-10 04:22:56 PM

nothing cute about her. no nerdgasm.

her enthusiasm and flair reminds me of the dancing Burmese slave girls from Rambo:

farm9.staticflickr.com

tonguedepressor		2013-03-10 04:26:18 PM

At what age does a young girl ask for her first pole?

js34603		2013-03-10 04:40:56 PM

buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?

Your supposed to be imagining that its YOUR pole, if you catch my drift. And I think you do.

Also is that a stripper pole in her bedroom? Gotta say that really screams class. Definitely the kind of woman you can take home to your mother.

metalliqaz		2013-03-10 04:43:34 PM

meh.

Lionel Mandrake		2013-03-10 04:55:26 PM

buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?

I agree. Never understood titty bars either. Why would I want to pay to look but not touch?

And lap dances? WTF? Is the point to cream your jeans? Or do you run to bathroom immediately afterwards? Or go to the back alley and get a whore to finish you off? Why would you pay good money to get a case of the blue balls?

FormlessOne		2013-03-10 04:57:04 PM

calbert: nothing cute about her. no nerdgasm.

her enthusiasm and flair reminds me of the dancing Burmese slave girls from Rambo:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x452]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who had that reaction. Fuzzy video of someone listlessly thudding around a pole in a costume.

yesanded		2013-03-10 05:46:50 PM

metalliqaz: meh.

You give it too much credit.

Tyrone Slothrop		2013-03-10 06:03:06 PM

Lionel Mandrake: buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?

I agree. Never understood titty bars either. Why would I want to pay to look but not touch?

And lap dances? WTF? Is the point to cream your jeans? Or do you run to bathroom immediately afterwards? Or go to the back alley and get a whore to finish you off? Why would you pay good money to get a case of the blue balls?

If you aren't touching you've been going to the wrong titty bars.

Ebenator		2013-03-10 06:05:49 PM

She really seems to be enjoying herself.

HempHead		2013-03-10 06:45:48 PM

tonguedepressor: At what age does a young girl ask for her first pole?

HotWingAgenda		2013-03-10 06:58:16 PM

Friskya: show me: I get "This Video is Private" and then nothing.

You aren't missing much. Face could stop a clock.

I expected to see way more comments along that line in this thread. That looked like the 3rd stage of meth.

HairBolus		2013-03-10 07:31:38 PM

Yug

Buy before killing the vid, I noticed that her pole seems to have bearings so it will spin by itself (shows how bored I was that I was watching the pole and noticed this for the first time). I google to check that bearings are common and came across Wikipedia pole dancing. That article currently says something I also don't know:

Pole dance as exercise
Pole and lap dancing has gained popularity as a form of exercise,[11] with increased awareness of the benefits to general strength and fitness.[12] These forms of exercise increases core and general body strength by using the body itself as resistance, while toning the body as a whole

fzumrk		2013-03-10 07:45:29 PM

Alright, since everyone was expecting something better, here is some classic footage to make up for it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_d6J3A9riQ

strutin		2013-03-10 08:18:36 PM

Here's some first place winning pole dancing from a few months ago.. she's pretty good.

Jenyne Butterfly

Scrotumnal Equinox		2013-03-10 08:27:12 PM

Maybe I'm way behind the times, but this is the first time I have noticed a player that seems to cater toward the vertical Iphone camera orientation.

maxx2112		2013-03-10 08:42:03 PM

rooftop235		2013-03-10 08:52:25 PM

That was kind of cool to watch. The lights at the clubs just get in my eyes.

VivianVivisect		2013-03-10 11:46:41 PM

Yup. I still have a Vagina

KrispyKritter		2013-03-11 12:37:12 AM

Lionel Mandrake: buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?

I agree. Never understood titty bars either. Why would I want to pay to look but not touch?

And lap dances? WTF? Is the point to cream your jeans? Or do you run to bathroom immediately afterwards? Or go to the back alley and get a whore to finish you off? Why would you pay good money to get a case of the blue balls?

as most places i visited in my youth were strict about the customer not touching, i found these places to be a fine venue for fools to be parted with their cash by women who are happy to exploit their loneliness. meanwhile other women raise the roof how these poor girls are being taken advantage of and exploited.

FormlessOne		2013-03-11 12:45:44 AM

KrispyKritter: Lionel Mandrake: buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?

I agree. Never understood titty bars either. Why would I want to pay to look but not touch?

And lap dances? WTF? Is the point to cream your jeans? Or do you run to bathroom immediately afterwards? Or go to the back alley and get a whore to finish you off? Why would you pay good money to get a case of the blue balls?

as most places i visited in my youth were strict about the customer not touching, i found these places to be a fine venue for fools to be parted with their cash by women who are happy to exploit their loneliness. meanwhile other women raise the roof how these poor girls are being taken advantage of and exploited.

Here in Washington, strip clubs are sad things.

HotWingAgenda		2013-03-11 01:50:17 AM

FormlessOne: Here in Washington, strip clubs are sad things.

Last I checked, the closesy strip club to Washington is in West Virginia. Of course that one is depressing.

SteakMan		2013-03-11 02:39:51 AM

Anyone see this link in the sidebar?

kab		2013-03-11 04:05:26 AM

SteakMan: Anyone see this link in the sidebar?

Yes, please.

ReapTheChaos		2013-03-11 06:46:48 AM

That is, hands down, the least sexy pole dance I've ever seen.

oryx		2013-03-11 06:58:16 AM

I failed to achieve a nerdgasm watching that and I don't think it's my fault.

Titanius Anglesmith		2013-03-11 11:34:31 AM

anyone remember the one that was set to the harry potter theme. had a wicked hot chick in it?

Certainly You Jest		2013-03-11 02:22:26 PM

oryx: I failed to achieve a nerdgasm watching that and I don't think it's my fault.

Apparently you missed the sidebar link. Good gawd a-mighty.