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(Strange Beaver)   Math time: Cute girl + Slave Leia costume + pole dancing = nerdgasm (tag is for the girl, SFW. sadly)   (strangebeaver.com) divider line 38
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2013-03-10 02:30:10 PM
She looks bored. Jabba would have fed her to the Rancor
 
2013-03-10 02:36:32 PM

Mugato: She looks bored. Jabba would have fed her to the Rancor


At least then one of her tits would've popped out.
 
2013-03-10 02:47:23 PM
That's the most anti climatic pole dance evar. She should get an award for that alone
 
2013-03-10 04:10:29 PM
I get "This Video is Private" and then nothing.
 
2013-03-10 04:12:52 PM

show me: I get "This Video is Private" and then nothing.


You aren't missing much. Face could stop a clock.
 
2013-03-10 04:17:00 PM
Is it just me or is the lighting in this vid a little off?
 
2013-03-10 04:17:05 PM
I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?
 
2013-03-10 04:22:56 PM
nothing cute about her. no nerdgasm.

her enthusiasm and flair reminds me of the dancing Burmese slave girls from Rambo:

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-10 04:26:18 PM
At what age does a young girl ask for her first pole?
 
2013-03-10 04:40:56 PM

buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?


Your supposed to be imagining that its YOUR pole, if you catch my drift. And I think you do.

Also is that a stripper pole in her bedroom? Gotta say that really screams class. Definitely the kind of woman you can take home to your mother.
 
2013-03-10 04:43:34 PM
meh.
 
2013-03-10 04:55:26 PM

buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?


I agree.  Never understood titty bars either.  Why would I want to pay to look but not touch?

And lap dances?  WTF?  Is the point to cream your jeans?  Or do you run to bathroom immediately afterwards?  Or go to the back alley and get a whore to finish you off?  Why would you pay good money to get a case of the blue balls?
 
2013-03-10 04:57:04 PM

calbert: nothing cute about her. no nerdgasm.

her enthusiasm and flair reminds me of the dancing Burmese slave girls from Rambo:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x452]


I'm glad I'm not the only person who had that reaction. Fuzzy video of someone listlessly thudding around a pole in a costume.
 
2013-03-10 05:46:50 PM

metalliqaz: meh.

You give it too much credit.

 
2013-03-10 06:03:06 PM

Lionel Mandrake: buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?

I agree.  Never understood titty bars either.  Why would I want to pay to look but not touch?

And lap dances?  WTF?  Is the point to cream your jeans?  Or do you run to bathroom immediately afterwards?  Or go to the back alley and get a whore to finish you off?  Why would you pay good money to get a case of the blue balls?


If you aren't touching you've been going to the wrong titty bars.
 
2013-03-10 06:05:49 PM
She really seems to be enjoying herself.
 
2013-03-10 06:45:48 PM

www.dw.detonguedepressor: At what age does a young girl ask for her first pole?

 
2013-03-10 06:58:16 PM

Friskya: show me: I get "This Video is Private" and then nothing.

You aren't missing much. Face could stop a clock.


I expected to see way more comments along that line in this thread.  That looked like the 3rd stage of meth.
 
2013-03-10 07:31:38 PM
Yug

Buy before killing the vid, I noticed that her pole seems to have bearings so it will spin by itself (shows how bored I was that I was watching the pole and noticed this for the first time). I google to check that bearings are common and came across Wikipedia pole dancing. That article currently says something I also don't know:

Pole dance as exercise
Pole and lap dancing has gained popularity as a form of exercise,[11] with increased awareness of the benefits to general strength and fitness.[12] These forms of exercise increases core and general body strength by using the body itself as resistance, while toning the body as a whole
 
2013-03-10 07:45:29 PM
Alright, since everyone was expecting something better, here is some classic footage to make up for it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_d6J3A9riQ
 
2013-03-10 08:18:36 PM
Here's some first place winning pole dancing from a few months ago.. she's pretty good.

Jenyne Butterfly
 
2013-03-10 08:27:12 PM
Maybe I'm way behind the times, but this is the first time I have noticed a player that seems to cater toward the vertical Iphone camera orientation.
 
2013-03-10 08:42:03 PM
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-03-10 08:52:25 PM
That was kind of cool to watch. The lights at the clubs just get in my eyes.
 
2013-03-10 11:46:41 PM
Yup. I still have a Vagina
 
2013-03-11 12:37:12 AM

Lionel Mandrake: buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?

I agree.  Never understood titty bars either.  Why would I want to pay to look but not touch?

And lap dances?  WTF?  Is the point to cream your jeans?  Or do you run to bathroom immediately afterwards?  Or go to the back alley and get a whore to finish you off?  Why would you pay good money to get a case of the blue balls?


as most places i visited in my youth were strict about the customer not touching, i found these places to be a fine venue for fools to be parted with their cash by women who are happy to exploit their loneliness. meanwhile other women raise the roof how these poor girls are being taken advantage of and exploited.
 
2013-03-11 12:45:44 AM

KrispyKritter: Lionel Mandrake: buntz: I know I'm going to get lambasted for this, but am I the only one who doesn't get "pole dancing?"

I mean, it's certainly impressive (when done well) as an acrobatic, but I never found it particularly 'sexy'

I know all the strippers do it, but I'm trying to figure out what it's supposed to do for ME while watching it?

I agree.  Never understood titty bars either.  Why would I want to pay to look but not touch?

And lap dances?  WTF?  Is the point to cream your jeans?  Or do you run to bathroom immediately afterwards?  Or go to the back alley and get a whore to finish you off?  Why would you pay good money to get a case of the blue balls?

as most places i visited in my youth were strict about the customer not touching, i found these places to be a fine venue for fools to be parted with their cash by women who are happy to exploit their loneliness. meanwhile other women raise the roof how these poor girls are being taken advantage of and exploited.


Here in Washington, strip clubs are sad things.
 
2013-03-11 01:50:17 AM

FormlessOne: Here in Washington, strip clubs are sad things.


Last I checked, the closesy strip club to Washington is in West Virginia.  Of course that one is depressing.
 
2013-03-11 02:39:51 AM
Anyone see this link in the sidebar?
 
kab
2013-03-11 04:05:26 AM

SteakMan: Anyone see this link in the sidebar?


Yes, please.
 
2013-03-11 06:46:48 AM
That is, hands down, the least sexy pole dance I've ever seen.
 
2013-03-11 06:58:16 AM
I failed to achieve a nerdgasm watching that and I don't think it's my fault.
 
2013-03-11 11:34:31 AM
anyone remember the one that was set to the harry potter theme. had a wicked hot chick in it?
 
2013-03-11 02:22:26 PM

oryx: I failed to achieve a nerdgasm watching that and I don't think it's my fault.


Apparently you missed the sidebar link.  Good gawd a-mighty.
 
2013-03-11 04:38:45 PM
 
2013-03-11 08:24:12 PM
i970.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 07:45:06 AM
Where's the cute girl?  I was promised a cute girl.

/Subby owes me a cute girl.
 
2013-03-12 09:38:41 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
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