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(Daily Mail)   Hayden Panettiere has an ass like a government mule   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-03-10 12:59:51 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 02:07:24 PM  
img547.imageshack.us

BAH GAWD, KING!!!
 
2013-03-10 02:35:45 PM  
Isn't she the masochistic chick who likes to pick her boyfriends on the basis of how much they're willing to beat her?
 
2013-03-10 02:44:20 PM  
This was her boyfriend for awhile:

www.shockya.com

I bet poop just falls right out of her these days.
 
2013-03-10 02:47:23 PM  

gopher321: Isn't she the masochistic chick who likes to pick her boyfriends on the basis of how much they're willing to beat her?


Ishkur: This was her boyfriend for awhile:


I would believe she likes pain with her pleasure.
 
2013-03-10 03:02:40 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img547.imageshack.us image 227x216]

BAH GAWD, KING!!!


IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE STOMPED A MUDHOLE IN DAT ASS!
 
2013-03-10 03:12:22 PM  
BAH GAWD, FIRSTNATIONALBASTARD, IT'S A SLOBBERKNOCKER!
 
2013-03-10 03:29:51 PM  
Whar ass?! WHAR?!
 
2013-03-10 03:32:39 PM  

Ishkur: This was her boyfriend for awhile:

[www.shockya.com image 640x944]

I bet poop just falls right out of her these days.


Is that a KY ad?
 
2013-03-10 03:35:51 PM  
i13.photobucket.com

Jenna Von Oy did it better.
Praise to the shorties with thick thighs.
 
2013-03-10 03:37:55 PM  
What a bookmark might look like.
 
2013-03-10 03:39:16 PM  
Her ass was sexier in Remember the Titans.

/is already having a seat right over there
 
2013-03-10 03:40:38 PM  
I seriously wonder if she let Klitchco in her ass. Imagine the gape!
 
2013-03-10 03:41:47 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: [i13.photobucket.com image 850x717]

Jenna Von Oy did it better.
Praise to the shorties with thick thighs.


A gentleman with suitable tastes. Thank you for that post. I love my gal's bubble butt on her 5'1" frame.
 
2013-03-10 03:42:22 PM  
Nope. You're not even trying anymore, Daily Mail...
 
2013-03-10 03:44:19 PM  

Bane of Broone: A gentleman with suitable tastes. Thank you for that post. I love my gal's bubble butt on her 5'1" frame.


Um, she got a sister?
 
2013-03-10 03:44:31 PM  
Whiteboi-mitter is a fking liar.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/time and time again: NEVER just a white boi who says 'look at that ass'
 
2013-03-10 03:48:59 PM  
Hayden PanettiereDerrière

bfolder.ru
 
2013-03-10 03:49:25 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Bane of Broone: A gentleman with suitable tastes. Thank you for that post. I love my gal's bubble butt on her 5'1" frame.

Um, she got a sister?


Ya, but she's a bit taller (5'4" or 5'5" I'd say) and doesn't have the thighs and ass. She's a waify one, vegan, all that jazz. (married with kids also, but that doesn't stop some people, lol)  She is a redhead though. Thankfully my gal likes to eat and also workout. Squats, lunges, and riding a bike to and from work do wonders for that area of the body.
 
2013-03-10 03:49:31 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: [i13.photobucket.com image 850x717]

Jenna Von Oy did it better.
Praise to the shorties with thick thighs.


Only dudes checking for Jenna Von Oy are Knee Grows.

/never seen a holder for a vibrator before
 
2013-03-10 03:53:52 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-10 03:56:27 PM  
www.jambands.com


/not sure if serious <b>subby</b>
 
2013-03-10 04:00:31 PM  
I'd much prefer Kelly Clarkson's ass
 
2013-03-10 04:02:37 PM  
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-03-10 04:05:11 PM  
Road an elevator with her at a hotel in SoCal last year.
We both had just come from the gym.
I don't care how sweaty she was.....yes I would.
She was friendly, great smile and did not have her nose in the air.

And yes....I would want to her to put on the cheerleader outfit..........
 
2013-03-10 04:05:24 PM  
static.squidoo.com
 
2013-03-10 04:07:04 PM  

Bane of Broone: Thankfully my gal likes to eat and also workout. Squats, lunges, and riding a bike to and from work do wonders for that area of the body.


Now you're just bragging...
 
2013-03-10 04:07:12 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Male farkers, I want suggestive comments about banana pythons, stat!
 
2013-03-10 04:07:24 PM  
What does that even mean? I'm not familiar with "ass like a government mule" as an expression.

She has buttocks like a donkey owned by the government? And if that's the meaning is that good or bad?

Is there a comma or period missing maybe..."She has an ass. Like a government mule."? That at least makes grammatical sense as a declarative statement.

Anyway she's a cutie, well toned, but her ass is nothing remarkable. But I'd hit it like a rented mule.

/that makes sense because you'd hit a rented mule a lot I'd think
//this government mule think I don't get
///more pics please
 
2013-03-10 04:07:55 PM  
Cute ass, yes. Big ol' booty ass? No. Thankfully there is room in this wonderful world for both.
 
2013-03-10 04:09:00 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Bane of Broone: Thankfully my gal likes to eat and also workout. Squats, lunges, and riding a bike to and from work do wonders for that area of the body.

Now you're just bragging...


I can't help it, man. I apologize.
 
2013-03-10 04:10:18 PM  
i614.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 04:14:05 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Only dudes checking for Jenna Von Oy are Knee Grows.


That's a very simplified view of things.
 
2013-03-10 04:14:40 PM  

js34603: /that makes sense because you'd hit a rented mule a lot I'd think


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-10 04:25:08 PM  
I don't even know what to make of the headline.
 
2013-03-10 04:29:58 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Nice ass, ugly shoes though
 
2013-03-10 04:33:23 PM  

Chariset: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x821]

Male farkers, I want suggestive comments about banana pythons, stat!


What about pointed sticks?
 
2013-03-10 04:41:40 PM  

js34603: She has buttocks like a donkey


Isn't this the variant of a lyric that's in half of Pitbull's songs?
 
2013-03-10 04:45:40 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Only dudes checking for Jenna Von Oy are Knee Grows.

That's a very simplified view of things.


Only because it's true.

If a black man says 'DAMN! that's some ass' -- truth in advertising.
If a white man says 'DAMN! that's some ass' -- invest in some magnifiers.
If an Asian says 'DAMN! that's some ass' -- check the temp in hell, because it's probably snowing.
 
2013-03-10 04:47:34 PM  
1) Weird headline
2) She still looks like she is gonna have to fight getting fat the rest of her life - like starting last week
3) She also looks like she could be a Grade A screaming biatch on wheels - not that she is mind you -\
    only that she looks like she has it in her.
 
2013-03-10 04:49:00 PM  
More into short girls who look like they have back problems,  but short girls with ass works too.
 
2013-03-10 04:50:37 PM  
She's built like a gymnast, but with less booty.

Feel free to ogle your vanilla, tabloid-famous, no-talent, pixie actress. I'll be over here checking out Dominique Dawes.

/I'm medium-old school
 
2013-03-10 04:55:21 PM  
Oh my God, Becky.
 
2013-03-10 04:55:53 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Quantum Apostrophe: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Only dudes checking for Jenna Von Oy are Knee Grows.

That's a very simplified view of things.

Only because it's true.

If a black man says 'DAMN! that's some ass' -- truth in advertising.
If a white man says 'DAMN! that's some ass' -- invest in some magnifiers.
If an Asian says 'DAMN! that's some ass' -- check the temp in hell, because it's probably snowing.


A wise man once said, "Even white boys got to shout."
 
2013-03-10 05:04:56 PM  

darch: I seriously wonder if she let Klitchco in her ass. Imagine the gape!


Mind the gap.
 
2013-03-10 05:08:52 PM  
She's hot, but doesn't it seem like her head is disproportionately large in comparison to her body?
 
2013-03-10 05:22:17 PM  
Why are people posting posterior poses of prepubescent boys in this thread?
 
2013-03-10 05:31:24 PM  
content9.flixster.com
 
2013-03-10 05:33:19 PM  

Ishkur: This was her boyfriend for awhile:

[www.shockya.com image 640x944]

I bet poop just falls right out of her these days.


I imagine after that dude is done with her, she looks something like this:
thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2013-03-10 05:35:40 PM  
Unremarkable.
Like 'em bigger than that but not sloppy-big.
/am a "Knee Grow"
 
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