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(Philly.com)   Silver-medal relay team member in 1994 Lillehammer games resigns from International Skating Union after being accused of gliding into 15-year-old with his Biggehammer   (articles.philly.com) divider line 30
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2013-03-10 02:57:24 PM
Hello??? I feel so alone in here, all by myself
 
2013-03-10 02:57:27 PM
What a young ice skater having an inappropriate relationship with an older man might look like:

douglaseriggs.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-10 02:59:03 PM
Why why why
 
2013-03-10 03:01:55 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/on my "to watch" list
//tangential to topic
 
2013-03-10 03:05:19 PM
You'd hit it. You know you would...

www.nyclasik.com
 
2013-03-10 03:08:10 PM
The hammer is his penis.
 
2013-03-10 03:11:17 PM

Stone Meadow: You'd hit it. You know you would...

[www.nyclasik.com image 136x195]


She's got some sharp knees blades.
s21.postimage.org
 
2013-03-10 03:12:43 PM
Ho hum, here we go again:

1. Male adult with underage male: Just an alternative lifestyle, you should be more tolerant;

2. Female adult with underage male: Lucky kid, shoulda kept your mouth shut;

3. Female adult with underage female:  Ok, that is soooooo cool;

4. Male adult with underage female:  HANG THE BASTARD!

That about get it?
 
2013-03-10 03:16:05 PM

olddinosaur: Ho hum, here we go again:

1. Male adult with underage male: Just an alternative lifestyle, you should be more tolerant;

2. Female adult with underage male: Lucky kid, shoulda kept your mouth shut;

3. Female adult with underage female:  Ok, that is soooooo cool;

4. Male adult with underage female:  HANG THE BASTARD!

That about get it?


Not even close. Number 1 draws more umbrage than anything else. The NAMBLA set is not tolerated by anyone but themselves. Nice try though.
 
2013-03-10 03:18:05 PM
She could have squished his head like a rotten pumpkin, with those powerful legs.
 
2013-03-10 03:21:13 PM
Luckiest. Girl. Ever.
 
2013-03-10 03:28:56 PM
Sick seems like an extreme tag for this. Its not an extreme or sick situation by any means. People "fall in love" in various forms especially when in close proximity to others that have similar ideas and mindsets. He was a teammate, not a coach or teacher or judge. 18 is a completely arbitrary age. If you ACTUALLY think that is the age where EVERY single person becomes an adult and can no longer be manipulated or they cannot be in love before then you are a stupidly law abiding person.
 
2013-03-10 03:32:57 PM

orbister: What a young ice skater having an inappropriate relationship with an older man might look like:

[douglaseriggs.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]


Dammit! Came here to post this...

*sigh* Well done, fellow 40+ yr. old

Oh and:

i291.photobucket.com

It's a great workout!

/fap
 
2013-03-10 03:37:02 PM

gameshowhost: She could have squished his head like a rotten pumpkin, with those powerful legs.


Typical speed skater girl has 24+ inch thighs, quads to die for, and glutes which are actually used for function as opposed to just something cute to look at.  In the off season she usually rides bicycles 100+ miles at a clip.

If she knows how to thrash, she can countersnap hard enough to break your pubic bone, or bounce you 12 inches into the air if you are not locked in.

She also has superhuman endurance in most cases.
 
2013-03-10 03:41:10 PM
Cute, but I'd put her in her early 20s.
 
2013-03-10 03:41:58 PM
olddinosaur:
Typical speed skater girl has 24+ inch thighs, quads to die for, and glutes which are actually used for function as opposed to just something cute to look at.  In the off season she usually rides bicycles 100+ miles at a clip.

If she knows how to thrash, she can countersnap hard enough to break your pubic bone, or bounce you 12 inches into the air if you are not locked in.

She also has superhuman endurance in most cases.


I've found my moving buddy.
 
2013-03-10 03:44:09 PM

Uncle Tractor: [upload.wikimedia.org image 475x266]

/on my "to watch" list
//tangential to topic


First episode has a similar situation.

/Blackmail was had
 
2013-03-10 03:49:07 PM

olddinosaur: gameshowhost: She could have squished his head like a rotten pumpkin, with those powerful legs.

Typical speed skater girl has 24+ inch thighs, quads to die for, and glutes which are actually used for function as opposed to just something cute to look at.  In the off season she usually rides bicycles 100+ miles at a clip.

If she knows how to thrash, she can countersnap hard enough to break your pubic bone, or bounce you 12 inches into the air if you are not locked in.

She also has superhuman endurance in most cases.


No doubt.  Tangentially -- remember Eric Heiden's legs, back in the day? @_@  that was crazy

/not that he had any dudes faces up in his junk
//even if he did, nttawwt
///my dad still fishes with his dad. just thought i'd mention it, like i always do, on the outside chance that i'll impress some chicks.
 
2013-03-10 03:49:17 PM
15 is in the gray area of adult-minor relationships. Depending on where it happened (AoC wise, not 'in the butt, Bob'-wise), it could technically be legally copacetic.

/will don a fireproof suit just in case
 
2013-03-10 03:55:43 PM
"Gabel quit as chairman of the short track committee"

Speed skaters do it quicker.
 
2013-03-10 03:58:48 PM
Article has picture of what a speed skater might look like.
 
2013-03-10 04:12:20 PM
"I'd love to Lick a lemon lollipop in Lillehammer."
 
2013-03-10 04:17:12 PM
Wasn't Roger Clemens tapping Mindy McCready when she was only 15?
 
2013-03-10 04:22:17 PM

orbister: What a young ice skater having an inappropriate relationship with an older man might look like:

[douglaseriggs.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]


Well done.
 
2013-03-10 05:03:50 PM
I found the image of a bicyclist to be most helpful.
 
2013-03-10 05:16:53 PM

olddinosaur: gameshowhost: She could have squished his head like a rotten pumpkin, with those powerful legs.

Typical speed skater girl has 24+ inch thighs, quads to die for, and glutes which are actually used for function as opposed to just something cute to look at.  In the off season she usually rides bicycles 100+ miles at a clip.

If she knows how to thrash, she can countersnap hard enough to break your pubic bone, or bounce you 12 inches into the air if you are not locked in.

She also has superhuman endurance in most cases.


(zip)


Go on......please
 
2013-03-10 05:58:50 PM

drunkest: Sick seems like an extreme tag for this. Its not an extreme or sick situation by any means. People "fall in love" in various forms especially when in close proximity to others that have similar ideas and mindsets. He was a teammate, not a coach or teacher or judge. 18 is a completely arbitrary age. If you ACTUALLY think that is the age where EVERY single person becomes an adult and can no longer be manipulated or they cannot be in love before then you are a stupidly law abiding person.


Sorry, but you fail in your rationalization attempt. Even the girl herself admits it was wrong. He took advantage of her immaturity. THAT is why 15 yr olds CANNOT give informed consent, no matter how adult there bodies may be. And I admit some of them are totally ready PHYSICALLY for sexual relations. But in our society, that's the law. And I am not stupid for obeying the Law. You don't get to pick and choose which laws you follow, sorry.

 If you wanna have sex with a 15 yr old, you better be between the ages of 13-18 or you will most likely go to jail. They don't call it Jail-Bait for nuthin....
 
2013-03-10 06:36:24 PM

olddinosaur: Ho hum, here we go again:

1. Male adult with underage male: Just an alternative lifestyle, you should be more tolerant;

2. Female adult with underage male: Lucky kid, shoulda kept your mouth shut;

3. Female adult with underage female:  Ok, that is soooooo cool;

4. Male adult with underage female:  HANG THE BASTARD!

That about get it?

Maybe you should ask Jerry Sandusky how #1 worked out for him.

 
2013-03-10 08:40:33 PM

Summa cum loudly: drunkest: Sick seems like an extreme tag for this. Its not an extreme or sick situation by any means. People "fall in love" in various forms especially when in close proximity to others that have similar ideas and mindsets. He was a teammate, not a coach or teacher or judge. 18 is a completely arbitrary age. If you ACTUALLY think that is the age where EVERY single person becomes an adult and can no longer be manipulated or they cannot be in love before then you are a stupidly law abiding person.

Sorry, but you fail in your rationalization attempt. Even the girl herself admits it was wrong. He took advantage of her immaturity. THAT is why 15 yr olds CANNOT give informed consent, no matter how adult there bodies may be. And I admit some of them are totally ready PHYSICALLY for sexual relations. But in our society, that's the law. And I am not stupid for obeying the Law. You don't get to pick and choose which laws you follow, sorry.

 If you wanna have sex with a 15 yr old, you better be between the ages of 13-18 or you will most likely go to jail. They don't call it Jail-Bait for nuthin....


Yet another person who does not understand the distinction between illegal and immoral.
 
2013-03-10 11:40:28 PM

JesusJuice: Summa cum loudly: drunkest: Sick seems like an extreme tag for this. Its not an extreme or sick situation by any means. People "fall in love" in various forms especially when in close proximity to others that have similar ideas and mindsets. He was a teammate, not a coach or teacher or judge. 18 is a completely arbitrary age. If you ACTUALLY think that is the age where EVERY single person becomes an adult and can no longer be manipulated or they cannot be in love before then you are a stupidly law abiding person.

Sorry, but you fail in your rationalization attempt. Even the girl herself admits it was wrong. He took advantage of her immaturity. THAT is why 15 yr olds CANNOT give informed consent, no matter how adult there bodies may be. And I admit some of them are totally ready PHYSICALLY for sexual relations. But in our society, that's the law. And I am not stupid for obeying the Law. You don't get to pick and choose which laws you follow, sorry.

 If you wanna have sex with a 15 yr old, you better be between the ages of 13-18 or you will most likely go to jail. They don't call it Jail-Bait for nuthin....

Yet another person who does not understand the distinction between illegal and immoral.


What are you blathering about? Perhaps you can explain to the rest of us what exactly the hell it is you are talking about?
 
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