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		Drinking beer and eating fast food is SO last year. 2013 is all about the late-night Justin Bieber haircut (lep.co.uk)		21
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Jon iz teh kewl		2013-03-10 10:05:12 AM

"i'm too kewl to have hair, but i'll cut yours"

DON.MAC		2013-03-10 11:32:36 AM

Alex, I'll take "things done while drunk for $100"

/wasn't sure what a Bieber was until the recent video.
//you go girl!

TripSixes		2013-03-10 02:16:14 PM

Does it come with a complimentary non-functional gas mask?

DeathMetalLive		2013-03-10 02:18:52 PM

Now when the bar tender cuts me off, I can just go get a hair cut and stroll back in.

picturescrazy		2013-03-10 02:18:53 PM

I'll give up fast food but I'll pass on the other two.

picturescrazy		2013-03-10 02:19:41 PM

picturescrazy: I'll give up fast food but I'll pass on the other two.

And but that I mean I'll pass on giving beer up, not pass on drinking it.

titwrench		2013-03-10 02:23:11 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: "i'm too kewl to have hair, but i'll cut yours"

Look closer. He has the gay Steven Segal pony tail/ninja braid going on.

Gifted Many Few		2013-03-10 02:24:13 PM

Makes sense. Most business should be open when the majority of people aren't at work. No one should have to take a sick day or sacrifice a weekend just for a haircut.

DeathMetalLive		2013-03-10 02:28:14 PM

Gifted Many Few: Makes sense. Most business should be open when the majority of people aren't at work. No one should have to take a sick day or sacrifice a weekend just for a haircut.

A whole weekend for a haircut?!

Mock26		2013-03-10 02:32:30 PM

Remember, kids, if there are only two barbers in your town get yours cut by the barber with the worst haircut.

wildlifer		2013-03-10 02:36:10 PM

Meh. Brought a set of whal clippers in 1997. Still going strong. The wife administers the monthly crew cut.
Last haircut I paid for was for my wedding.
/ going grey and bald
//get off my pasture

Gifted Many Few		2013-03-10 02:38:08 PM

DeathMetalLive: Gifted Many Few: Makes sense. Most business should be open when the majority of people aren't at work. No one should have to take a sick day or sacrifice a weekend just for a haircut.

A whole weekend for a haircut?!

Well, yeah. You can't go out and about right after the haircut. It takes a whole day to settle. Also, as a rule, I don't do anything on a Sunday. So if I go Saturday morning for a high and tight, I am done for the whole weekend. I assume others follow my model as it is the only logical way to do it.

Farty McPooPants		2013-03-10 02:45:00 PM

The guy in the chair has the most uptight haircut this side of a high and tight.

wattimus		2013-03-10 02:50:01 PM

where do people go to complain aboot the stupid as hell Featured Partner stories?

Bane of Broone		2013-03-10 02:54:44 PM

titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: "i'm too kewl to have hair, but i'll cut yours"

Look closer. He has the gay Steven Segal pony tail/ninja braid going on.

What does "gay" have to do with it?

titwrench		2013-03-10 03:05:06 PM

In reference to Steven Segal, everything.

Smeggy Smurf		2013-03-10 03:09:04 PM

wildlifer: Meh. Brought a set of whal clippers in 1997. Still going strong. The wife administers the monthly crew cut.
Last haircut I paid for was for my wedding.
/ going grey and bald
//get off my pasture

That reminds me, I need to get my monthly crew cut as well. Time to let the wife whip out the Whal clippers. #1 sounds about right.
/going grey faster than bald

Bane of Broone		2013-03-10 03:14:19 PM

titwrench: In reference to Steven Segal, everything.

Thanks for mansplaining that, Broseidon.

dickfreckle		2013-03-10 03:24:02 PM

Whatevs. My town has had bars with haircut + shot specials for as long as I can remember. I think it's still $15 (has since gone to using clippers on myself because I'm balding).

twfeline		2013-03-10 04:01:46 PM

Don't want a haircut from a guy named "Dizzy."

Marcintosh		2013-03-10 04:54:33 PM

In the '80's used to grocery shop at 3am with a nice big vodka tonic or a beer. No smoking though.
ALWAYS brought beer to the barbershop.
Everyone pretty uptight now though, don't think it would fly as well in this day and age in the US at least.

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