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(Huffington Post)   Selena Gomez helps her father pick up Hooters waitresses. #bestdaughterEVAR   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 42
    More: Hero, Selena Gomez, Hooters, Disney, bestdaughterEVAR, human beings, West Hollywood, Jessica Chastain, Isla Fisher  
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2013-03-10 08:37:51 AM  
She doesnt get asked out a lot?

Well, its a shame she aint a farker (that we know of), because I would worship a lady like that.
 
2013-03-10 10:19:59 AM  
NO!  BAD!  No hashtags in headlines!  BOOOO!
 
2013-03-10 11:42:11 AM  
I wouldn't mind picking up her hooters
 
2013-03-10 12:14:41 PM  
Has she washed the Bieber smell off of her?
 
2013-03-10 12:57:05 PM  
You use a hashtag in the headline, you get a -1.

Take that shiat back to Twitter.
 
2013-03-10 12:57:22 PM  
Wow, I bet it takes a mastermind to assist with picking up a Hooters waitress.

I think a shiny object could probably suffice.
 
2013-03-10 12:59:00 PM  
Keep the goddamn hashtags out of here.
 
2013-03-10 01:04:39 PM  
I remember when hashtags denoted channels on mIRC.
Is Twitter the new mIRC?
/is old
 
2013-03-10 01:07:08 PM  

Honest Bender: NO!  BAD!  No hashtags in headlines!  BOOOO!



@Honest Bender #GrowAPair #WelcomeToFark #DownvotedYourComment
 
2013-03-10 01:11:58 PM  
If Selena Gomez were your daughter, why would you want to pick up Hooter's waitresses? Your daughter's much hotter - and she's not even a minor anymore.
 
2013-03-10 01:12:57 PM  
I'm more interested if she would still pickup hooters waitresses if I started dating her. Giggity
 
2013-03-10 01:14:34 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com


/Do not bemoan the presence of hashtags
//Bemoan the absence of pics
//Hail slashies!
 
2013-03-10 01:18:03 PM  
images.starpulse.com
 
2013-03-10 01:18:18 PM  

Happy Hours: If Selena Gomez were your daughter, why would you want to pick up Hooter's waitresses? Your daughter's much hotter - and she's not even a minor anymore.


What in the hell is wrong with you
 
2013-03-10 01:24:07 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Happy Hours: If Selena Gomez were your daughter, why would you want to pick up Hooter's waitresses? Your daughter's much hotter - and she's not even a minor anymore.

What in the hell is wrong with you


I was going with "WTFAMIREADING" but yeah
 
2013-03-10 01:24:55 PM  

texdent: [images.starpulse.com image 600x400]


That picture is strangely disturbing and arousing. Distrousing.

Her body is dolled up like a pin-up, but her face makes her look like she's 12.
 
2013-03-10 01:26:56 PM  
or "Lady Magoh-nez" as my daughter calls her.  she has some song on the radio and when my daughter hears it she goes "DAD THIS IS LADY MAGO-NEZ!"
 
2013-03-10 01:28:21 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Happy Hours: If Selena Gomez were your daughter, why would you want to pick up Hooter's waitresses? Your daughter's much hotter - and she's not even a minor anymore.

What in the hell is wrong with you


Pretty sure dude was just making an off-color joke. We will persevere. I know for certain that I wouldn't entertain thoughts like that if she were my daughter.

/step daughter is a different story
// I'm awful I guess
 
2013-03-10 01:31:07 PM  

Donnchadha: texdent: [images.starpulse.com image 600x400]

That picture is strangely disturbing and arousing. Distrousing.

Her body is dolled up like a pin-up, but her face makes her look like she's 12.


This. She just has that kind of face that whenever I see a picture of her I think she's twelve.
 
2013-03-10 01:32:56 PM  
Why she look 12 in face, but 30 on body? New fountain of youths?
 
2013-03-10 01:37:00 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Happy Hours: If Selena Gomez were your daughter, why would you want to pick up Hooter's waitresses? Your daughter's much hotter - and she's not even a minor anymore.

What in the hell is wrong with you


If what he said was wrong, I don't think any of us want to be right!

Am I right, fellas???
 
2013-03-10 01:37:31 PM  

Honest Bender: NO!  BAD!  No hashtags in headlines!  BOOOO!


Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You use a hashtag in the headline, you get a -1.

Take that shiat back to Twitter.


Zarquon's Flat Tire: Keep the goddamn hashtags out of here.

i.imgur.com

 
2013-03-10 01:47:02 PM  

WhippingBoy: The Incredible Sexual Egg: Happy Hours: If Selena Gomez were your daughter, why would you want to pick up Hooter's waitresses? Your daughter's much hotter - and she's not even a minor anymore.

What in the hell is wrong with you

If what he said was wrong, I don't think any of us want to be right!

Am I right, fellas???


My name is Billy Ray Cyrus, and I approve this message.
 
2013-03-10 02:19:53 PM  

Happy Hours: If Selena Gomez were your daughter, why would you want to pick up Hooter's waitresses? Your daughter's much hotter - and she's not even a minor anymore.


You're thinking of the wrong one

worldofwonder.net
Invisible Daddy
 
2013-03-10 02:22:13 PM  
#swag #yolo
 
2013-03-10 02:30:28 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Happy Hours: If Selena Gomez were your daughter, why would you want to pick up Hooter's waitresses? Your daughter's much hotter - and she's not even a minor anymore.

You're thinking of the wrong one

[worldofwonder.net image 450x675]
Invisible Daddy


No, that is not "much hotter" than most Hooter's waitresses. It's not even hotter than most Hooter's waitresses.
 
2013-03-10 02:34:57 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: #Keepthegoddamnhashtagsoutofhere.

 
2013-03-10 02:39:55 PM  
img825.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-10 02:45:50 PM  
She is cute but she looks like most shop girls in latin america.
 
2013-03-10 02:58:39 PM  
I just saw Selina Gomez in downtown Providence. I read she and Justin Beiber just broke up, so I figured it was a perfect time to take a crazy chance and make a move. Turns out it was a small mexican boy, but on the bright side I have a date for Saturday night.
 
2013-03-10 03:09:08 PM  
She looks good considering she was shot dead a while ago. Are the zombies on some kinda new drug to make them look like this so they can get close to you, then eat you.

/I'd double tap her
 
2013-03-10 03:28:17 PM  
So I guess "picking up" now means having them pay attention to your cute daughter?
 
2013-03-10 03:42:03 PM  
Just gonna leave these here:

www.nickutopia.comimages.wikia.com4.bp.blogspot.comimages.wikia.comrebotica.files.wordpress.com

/You can keep Selena I'll take anyone of these please.
 
2013-03-10 05:18:57 PM  
So she's got daddy issues?
 
2013-03-10 05:20:49 PM  
#assumingtherewaseverahotwaitressatHooters
 
2013-03-10 05:44:29 PM  

eas81: Just gonna leave these here:

[www.nickutopia.com image 525x708][images.wikia.com image 381x500][4.bp.blogspot.com image 849x1030][images.wikia.com image 540x720][rebotica.files.wordpress.com image 850x1133]

/You can keep Selena I'll take anyone of these please.


Nick has some hot women.
 
2013-03-10 06:17:25 PM  

eddievercetti: eas81: Just gonna leave these here:

[www.nickutopia.com image 525x708][images.wikia.com image 381x500][4.bp.blogspot.com image 849x1030][images.wikia.com image 540x720][rebotica.files.wordpress.com image 850x1133]

/You can keep Selena I'll take anyone of these please.

Nick has some hot women.


And better shows.
 
2013-03-10 07:12:22 PM  

texdent: Has she washed the Bieber smell off of her?


i1282.photobucket.com

HOLD ME BACK BRO!
 
2013-03-11 08:25:42 AM  

Donnchadha: texdent: [images.starpulse.com image 600x400]

That picture is strangely disturbing and arousing. Distrousing.

Her body is dolled up like a pin-up, but her face makes her look like she's 12.


As in, causing a prompt removal of your trousers?
 
2013-03-11 11:53:29 AM  
awesome use of hashtag in headline. #keepitup #usemorehashtags #watchpeoplefreakout
 
2013-03-11 11:55:32 AM  
Lately, I've seen ads plastered everwhere for "Spring Breakers", where she's figured prominently in a bikini. I thought it was a "American Pie Presents" type of movie, until I noticed it was an Harmony Korine movie.
Anobody knows if this movie is worth something ?
 
2013-03-11 01:48:47 PM  

padraig: Lately, I've seen ads plastered everwhere for "Spring Breakers", where she's figured prominently in a bikini. I thought it was a "American Pie Presents" type of movie, until I noticed it was an Harmony Korine movie.
Anobody knows if this movie is worth something ?


One critic says "Harmony Korine toys with Girls Gone Wild iconography to skewer party culture, twisted priorities of modern young people, and the American Dream."

So it sounds like what you'd expect and hope for in a Harmony Korine film. I'm sure people not familar with Harmony Korine are misled by the casting of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and are expecting the movie to be something it is not.

People who will not get the movie at all and really hate it:
* The American Pie/Hangover crowd
* Fans of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens
 
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