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(The Raw Story)   Online museum project unearths 'filthy' Van Dyck masterpiece. With a name like Van Dyck, what did they think he liked to paint? Van Dyck   (rawstory.com) divider line 29
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2013-03-10 09:28:48 AM
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2013-03-10 09:44:48 AM
Sicko.

i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 10:46:38 AM
Oh, really?

[reads article]

Oh. It's the boring type of "filthy."

Just once I'd like to see one of these old Grand Masters paintings depicting a hard-core orgy. If I was a brilliant painter, I'd done one of those just for the shock value.
 
2013-03-10 11:39:47 AM
Just don't go around flashing your Titians in my neighborhood you filth merchants!
 
2013-03-10 11:46:58 AM
Lesbians?
 
2013-03-10 11:50:20 AM
files.coveringthemouse.com

What a filthy Van Dyck may look like
 
2013-03-10 11:50:23 AM
Just this these song comes to mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lkix-ST-IU
 
2013-03-10 11:50:57 AM
I'm going to paint a big Dyck on my van.
 
2013-03-10 11:51:33 AM
Well, it's a better name than Long Hung Cok.
 
2013-03-10 11:53:45 AM
pleasebelaurapetriepleasebelaurapetriepleasebelaurapetrie...click...ra ts.
 
2013-03-10 11:54:23 AM
grandma-bouvier-beach-arrested.jpg
 
2013-03-10 11:59:46 AM

Lando Lincoln: Oh, really?

[reads article]

Oh. It's the boring type of "filthy."

Just once I'd like to see one of these old Grand Masters paintings depicting a hard-core orgy. If I was a brilliant painter, I'd done one of those just for the shock value.


Google Giulio Romano Palazzo Te Murals. Flip though and you'll find a nice image of a masticating Leda (?) and a fully erect Jupiter. That should satisfy any old world porn lust.
 
2013-03-10 12:01:02 PM

Inigo: [files.coveringthemouse.com image 320x193]

What a filthy Van Dyck may look like


Beat me to it.
 
2013-03-10 12:03:58 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-10 12:07:18 PM
Saw Dick Van Dyck on Craig Fergusen last year, he said he had been a big Stan Laurel fan as a child and that was the inspiration for his physical humor.
 
2013-03-10 12:19:08 PM
What another van Dyck might look like

www.whoislog.info
 
2013-03-10 12:31:11 PM

Lando Lincoln: Just once I'd like to see one of these old Grand Masters paintings depicting a hard-core orgy. If I was a brilliant painter, I'd done one of those just for the shock value.


GIS  Hieronymous Bosch paintings of hell. There's too many to link
 
2013-03-10 12:44:20 PM
i.imgur.com

van Dyk masterpiece
 
2013-03-10 12:49:00 PM

floor: Lando Lincoln: Oh, really?

[reads article]

Oh. It's the boring type of "filthy."

Just once I'd like to see one of these old Grand Masters paintings depicting a hard-core orgy. If I was a brilliant painter, I'd done one of those just for the shock value.

Google Giulio Romano Palazzo Te Murals. Flip though and you'll find a nice image of a masticating Leda (?) and a fully erect Jupiter. That should satisfy any old world porn lust.


Oooh, masticating, eh? Feeelthy. Is she salivating like crazy too? I'd love to see that.

My favorite old-timey dirty pictures are all etchings of the positions by Aretino. They're HARDCORE. Every single one shows penetration. He has a POV series too, I saw them in art college.  Saucy old Italians.
 
2013-03-10 01:10:49 PM
Dude's real name is Penis van Lesbian -- they just cleaned it up for TV.

/I know, McBain . . . .
 
2013-03-10 01:12:48 PM

Lando Lincoln: Oh, really?

[reads article]

Oh. It's the boring type of "filthy."

Just once I'd like to see one of these old Grand Masters paintings depicting a hard-core orgy. If I was a brilliant painter, I'd done one of those just for the shock value.


I believe you're looking for  this.
 
2013-03-10 01:45:17 PM
"Ooooh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Maaary!"

/wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowhatImean?
 
2013-03-10 02:28:31 PM
i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 02:39:01 PM
What a filthy Dutch painting may look like
 
2013-03-10 02:40:46 PM

Paris1127: What a filthy Dutch painting may look like


Preview is your friend... Instead of posting the actual image, here's a link to a large version.
 
2013-03-10 02:42:03 PM

naveline: floor: Lando

masticating Leda (?)  

Nothing sexier than a woman working that cudd.

/Autocorrect has a better sense of humor than I do.
//work that jaw
 
2013-03-10 03:36:40 PM

Munchkin City Coroner: [i218.photobucket.com image 473x414]


Say, do you have the original of that?

/ Somebody had to...
 
2013-03-10 08:11:11 PM

Inigo: [files.coveringthemouse.com image 320x193]

What a filthy Van Dyck may look like


Bloimee guvna, that's wot I call filthy. Dick Van Dyke did a cockney accent that was so horrible that a bad accent is now known as a Dick Van Dyke accent.
 
2013-03-11 09:32:47 AM
Bah, it meant filthy as in literally covered in dirt.
You know the guy must have painted some actual porn, they all did.
 
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