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(CNN)   Former tennis star Jennifer Capriati mistakes ex-boyfriend's head for a tennis ball, gives him overhand smash   (cnn.com) divider line 98
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2013-03-10 11:26:33 AM
She has always been all kinds of crazy.
 
2013-03-10 12:11:03 PM
So she's still got a good backhand?
 
2013-03-10 12:11:55 PM
"An incident occurred on February 14, Valentine's Day, at the Oxygen Health & Wellness gym in North Palm Beach, Florida."

Someone forgot to buy flowers & chocolate.....
 
2013-03-10 12:12:23 PM
Ex-boyfriend, hand over your man card please.
 
2013-03-10 12:14:06 PM
Giving her a pass on the basis that I always thought she was cute.
 
2013-03-10 12:14:24 PM
Run boyfriend, run! It's a no win situation and if you defend yourself, you may end up in jail.
And she's still this pissed off over a year after they broke up...yeesh.
 
2013-03-10 12:15:02 PM
Boyfriend?  Huh.
 
2013-03-10 12:17:25 PM

HighlanderRPI: "An incident occurred on February 14, Valentine's Day, at the Oxygen Health & Wellness gym in North Palm Beach, Florida."

Someone forgot to buy flowers & chocolate.....


Yup.
 
2013-03-10 12:17:48 PM
"Athlete mistaking an SO for something else and getting the ultra-violence on" Trifecta in play?
 
2013-03-10 12:17:52 PM
Any boyfriend that presses charges because a girlfriend punches him in the chest needs to have his man card revoked.
 
2013-03-10 12:19:25 PM
he shows her Zero - love (Featured Partner)
 
2013-03-10 12:19:43 PM

SJKebab: "Athlete mistaking an SO for something else on valentines day and getting the ultra-violence on" Trifecta in play?


FTFClarity
/Obviously clearer that way
 
2013-03-10 12:20:07 PM

browser_snake: Any boyfriend that presses charges because a girlfriend punches him in the chest needs to have his man card revoked.


As a strong believer in women's lib, I disagree, especially when the woman in question is an Olympian.
 
2013-03-10 12:20:16 PM

ChrisDe: Giving her a pass on the basis that I always thought she was cute.


i.imgur.com


Billy Bathsalt: Ex-boyfriend, hand over your man card please.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-10 12:20:52 PM

HighlanderRPI: "An incident occurred on February 14, Valentine's Day, at the Oxygen Health & Wellness gym in North Palm Beach, Florida."

Someone forgot to buy flowers & chocolate.....


And Rihanna forgot to make sure Chris Brown had his sammich when they got home, amirite.


///bad for the goose, bad for the gander
 
2013-03-10 12:21:07 PM
At least she didn't unload her gun through the bathroom door at him.
 
2013-03-10 12:22:28 PM
So, does this mean she's single?
 
2013-03-10 12:23:06 PM
He got served.
 
2013-03-10 12:25:02 PM
Where's the love. I guess it means nothing.
 
2013-03-10 12:25:52 PM

mab1823: Boyfriend?  Huh.


www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2013-03-10 12:26:08 PM

Billy Bathsalt: Ex-boyfriend, hand over your man card please.


THIS. He locked himself in the bathroom?  What a wuss.
 
2013-03-10 12:29:00 PM

uber humper: So, does this mean she's single?


You want it? Go get it.

But remember don't stick your dick in the crazy.
 
2013-03-10 12:32:53 PM
There used to be a rule around these parts... Florida tag trumps all
 
2013-03-10 12:35:07 PM

Parthenogenetic: ChrisDe: Giving her a pass on the basis that I always thought she was cute.




Billy Bathsalt: Ex-boyfriend, hand over your man card please.


I remember wanting to go all Tarantino on the biatch when I saw the top pic. But yes, she is kind of a biatch.
 
2013-03-10 12:45:03 PM

BalugaJoe: Billy Bathsalt: Ex-boyfriend, hand over your man card please.

THIS. He locked himself in the bathroom?  What a wuss.


Possibility 1:  Do nothing.  Result:  Keep getting hit.

Possibility 2:  Defend himself physically.  Result:  Go to jail.

Possibility 3:  Remove himself from the situation.  Result:  Not being hit, not in jail.

I know these possibilities aren't absolute.  There might be other possibilities and, of the 3 above, there might be other results, but these seem to be the mostly likely scenarios.

If we're debating the man card issue, one might argue that he's a wuss if he's unable to defend himself, but that's not what happened here.  She didn't have him completely cornered with him being unable/unwilling to defend himself.  He found a way to stop the situation and avoid jail.  What's the alternative?  In order to keep your man card, you willingly gain a domestic violence charge on your record?  In order to keep your man card you have to beat a woman up?
 
2013-03-10 12:45:23 PM
I know this is based on two cases but . . .
Is this the start of something?  Are the athletes turning on us?
 
2013-03-10 12:45:42 PM

Billy Bathsalt: Ex-boyfriend, hand over your man card please.


What if he never got one?
 
2013-03-10 12:47:38 PM

BalugaJoe: Billy Bathsalt: Ex-boyfriend, hand over your man card please.

THIS. He locked himself in the bathroom?  What a wuss.


Comments like this are made in glib ignorance.  As many farkers with abusive ex SO have attested, locking yourself in a bathroom or in someway removing yourself form the situation is the best legal option. Retaliation/self-defense gets treated by a double standard.
 
2013-03-10 12:48:08 PM

indarwinsshadow: mab1823: Boyfriend?  Huh.

[www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x695]


Is that Genevieve Gorder?
 
2013-03-10 01:01:15 PM

Parthenogenetic: ChrisDe: Giving her a pass on the basis that I always thought she was cute.

[i.imgur.com image 850x859]


Billy Bathsalt: Ex-boyfriend, hand over your man card please.

[i.imgur.com image 476x512]


Nice smile, but kinda mannish face. Perhaps she has a bit more testosterone than average, and thus the monkey rage.
 
2013-03-10 01:04:15 PM

browser_snake: Any boyfriend that presses charges because a girlfriend punches him in the chest needs to have his man card revoked.


Equal means equal.  Enjoy the consequences.
 
2013-03-10 01:05:21 PM
Not too bad. Assuming she still looks like this but I'm guessing the DV situation means she's got some drug habit going on as she has previously so she's probably not looking quite like this now.

Could have used a good boob job too.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-03-10 01:05:34 PM
Capriati Crazy.
 
2013-03-10 01:06:05 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-10 01:07:18 PM

sloshed_again: uber humper: So, does this mean she's single?

You want it? Go get it.

But remember don't stick your dick in the crazy.


I think it's crazy not to.
 
2013-03-10 01:09:20 PM

HighlanderRPI: "An incident occurred on February 14, Valentine's Day, at the Oxygen Health & Wellness gym in North Palm Beach, Florida."

Someone forgot to buy flowers & chocolate.....


Or maybe he wasn't much of a cunning linguist.
 
2013-03-10 01:09:21 PM

jmr61: . Assuming she still looks like this but I'm guessing the DV situation means she's got some drug habit going on as she has previously so she's probably not looking quite like this now.


I'm guessing it's that she's an attention whore and no longer getting her camera fix.

/idle hands, blah, blah, blah
 
2013-03-10 01:11:32 PM
The same people complaining he's a pussy would say he was a dumbass for not calling the cops on her when his friends testify at her murder trial that she harassed, stalked and abused him. Crazy is crazy and it usually escalates. She has a long history of it too.
 
2013-03-10 01:12:44 PM
This is why you never want to give out your name and number for these one night stands.

/if they insist, give a business card of someone you hate.
 
2013-03-10 01:14:06 PM
 
TWX
2013-03-10 01:15:29 PM
I don't understand why so many people thing that someone that won the genetic lottery (sports players, models, etc) would be an less messed up than the average person in things not having to do with their gift.
 
2013-03-10 01:18:38 PM

RhubarbPie: i'll just leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O7R9TXwdfs&feature=share&list=PLBCAE 62 719C596998




nice

seriously though, they should incorporate the tennis grunts into the TaylorSwift/Goat memes
 
2013-03-10 01:19:03 PM
That dude is an enormous pussy.
 
2013-03-10 01:19:29 PM

johnperkins: In order to keep your man card you have to beat a woman up?


You dun got trolled, son.

Anyone who has ever watched Cops knows if she has a mark on her, the dude is going to jail no matter what. Even if the woman is a 200 lb she-hulk with arms like tree-trunks in a drug-fueled rage.

He only had one option.
 
2013-03-10 01:20:17 PM
Jennifer Capriati. Jennifer. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
 
2013-03-10 01:20:23 PM

TWX: I don't understand why so many people thing that someone that won the genetic lottery (sports players, models, etc) would be an less messed up than the average person in things not having to do with their gift.


That is the only thing you dont understand?

Or the main thing at this second?
 
2013-03-10 01:24:18 PM

HighlanderRPI: johnperkins: In order to keep your man card you have to beat a woman up?

You dun got trolled, son.

Anyone who has ever watched Cops knows if she has a mark on her, the dude is going to jail no matter what. Even if the woman is a 200 lb she-hulk with arms like tree-trunks in a drug-fueled rage.

He only had one option.


I second this.  If she has a mark on her fist, you can be in trouble.  GTFO is the only option
 
2013-03-10 01:24:21 PM

browser_snake: Any boyfriend that presses charges because a girlfriend punches him in the chest needs to have his man card revoked.


Oh, what a statement. A man who hits a woman gets three times the trouble than the woman who hits a man. She is an athlete in training and probably has bigger muscles than you, plus the whole steroid load adds power. She hit him 4 times...ya gotta assume he was telling her to stop. His only mistake was not calling police immediately, especially if there are seven other incidents. Her team is gonna be screaming that she was stalked.

Not retaliating, in this case, and hiding in the bathroom is the right thing to do, not cause for revocation of a man card. A man should be able to think his way out of situations like this. Your attitude is pure high-schooler. He shoulda started calling the cops when she started this 'roid rage stuff seven incidents ago.
 
2013-03-10 01:25:28 PM
Is this the one that was stabbed, or the one caught smoking pot?

Both were hot so I guess it doesn't matter.
 
2013-03-10 01:25:36 PM
Domestic violence is funny when it happens to dudes because it means they're wimps and they deserved it.
 
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