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(Salon)   After slamming President Obama, Muslims, homosexuals, and basically everyone except White Christian Republicans, Victoria Jackson says she is "eager to return to Hollywood and start working again"   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, human beings, obama, Hollywood, Jon Lovitz, SNL, Muslims, Robert Smigel, Julia Sweeney  
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2013-03-10 01:07:27 PM  
7 votes:

jaytkay: theorellior: This is performance art, people. She's been milking the herpaderp gravy train as far as it will take her.

Watch this.

TFA: "...her husband Wessel says his wife does "the classic blonde airhead very well because that is pretty much who she is. What you see is what you get. "
2013-03-10 09:05:37 AM  
5 votes:
Gay marriage, Islam, the war in Afghanistan, the Occupy movement, even a kiss between two men that aired on "Glee" - it all became grist for Jackson's comedic commentaries,
2013-03-10 05:26:21 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-10 03:16:53 PM  
2 votes:
Easy, baby! And what's with the sneering crap? Don't do that to the people, they want to like you! That's what killed Dennis day - contempt for the audience. Luther Campbell! What about the chick's head?
2013-03-10 12:42:15 PM  
2 votes:
She and Glenn Beck could do a Fox News version of the 'Today' show; 'Good Morning Wharrgarbl".
2013-03-10 12:27:17 PM  
2 votes:
It isn't so much a case of Victoria burning her bridges as much as it is a case of Victoria nuking her bridges and napalming the ashes.
2013-03-10 10:01:57 AM  
2 votes:


To be fair, lots of people have been laughing at her.
2013-03-11 10:44:20 AM  
1 vote:

Buttle not Tuttle: I hadn't thought about that, but you're right, she would be perfect for animated movies or television. I think fellow nutter Roseanne has had some success there.

The only thing I recall her doing on SNL was a Roseanne impersonation....which becomes a strange case of foreshadowing if one considers her career now.
2013-03-10 04:24:15 PM  
1 vote:
  The Jackson that Joe didnt beat hard enough...
2013-03-10 04:19:16 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe she can star in Left Behind 22: The Jesusing
2013-03-10 03:23:32 PM  
1 vote:

SpectroBoy: Go eat a bag of dicks then die anonymously in an obscure fire you fugly coont.

/too much?
//I can never tell....

Whoa dude, this isn't Dane Cook we're talking about...
2013-03-10 03:09:32 PM  
1 vote:
You don't know what censored is, junior. Censored is being dumped by Columbia because Mitch Miller doesn't like the way your career is going. It's having million-dollar pipes and nowhere to play 'em. Am I right, Steve and Eydie?

I'll tell you what you better understand! Next time you see Old Glory riding up that pole, you better sing that anthem, darling! You're lucky you're a chick, or you'd be nothing but a stain on the road and a crewcut. Our founding fathers went to the mat for you, baby!
2013-03-10 03:00:15 PM  
1 vote:
Go eat a bag of dicks then die anonymously in an obscure fire you fugly coont.

/too much?
//I can never tell....
2013-03-10 01:41:15 PM  
1 vote:
She's fat and old, of course she's gonna be all angry and republican. If she were younger, thinner and hotter she would be singing a different tune.
2013-03-10 01:10:28 PM  
1 vote:
I've been saying this all along...

/Also, Andy Kaufman is-- or at least was-- Leon Redbone.
2013-03-10 12:45:04 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, it's stupid, but....yeah.

Her all over.
2013-03-10 12:41:53 PM  
1 vote:

malaktaus: theorellior: This is performance art, people. She's been milking the herpaderp gravy train as far as it will take her.

Watch this.

If it is an act, it's time to come clean. That might be the one thing that actually could revive her career, and she's really taken this as far as it will go.

Or she could be rejected by Hollywood due to not being funny, then get a second wind with the mouthbreathers because she was discriminated against due to being a patriotic American.
2013-03-10 12:36:27 PM  
1 vote:
Something tells me Victoria Jackson's on her way to becoming the next Chevy Chase... except not as funny.
2013-03-10 12:27:58 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-10 12:14:15 PM  
1 vote:
Fat republican moms demographic in play
2013-03-10 11:52:17 AM  
1 vote:
Al Franken said that when he grew up, his family discussed politics every night around the dinner table, so that's what he's an expert at

Well, there's that.. plus the fact that he majored in government at Harvard.

Perhaps Victoria majored in being a no-talent ass-clown at Yale.
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