If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Huffington Post)   Netflix tattoo nets one year free service. Subby wonders what a Home Depot tattoo might be worth   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 75
    More: Silly, Netflix, Home Depot, Whole Foods Market, lunges  
•       •       •

6406 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2013 at 10:38 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



75 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-03-10 08:05:42 AM  
or a SHARPER IMAGE tattoo
 
2013-03-10 08:12:56 AM  
Think big!
istfest.com
 
2013-03-10 08:18:22 AM  
i191.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 08:19:37 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Think big!
[istfest.com image 700x350]


turbowhitetrash.com
 
2013-03-10 08:22:32 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Nina Haagen Dazs: Think big!
[istfest.com image 700x350]

[turbowhitetrash.com image 300x225]


That guy could use some free gloves.
 
2013-03-10 08:43:09 AM  
i64.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 08:48:18 AM  
www.metanotherfrog.com
 
2013-03-10 08:49:21 AM  
www.aimlessdirection.com
 
2013-03-10 10:04:51 AM  
img.uphaa.com
 
2013-03-10 10:27:08 AM  

edmo: [img.uphaa.com image 450x338]


news.bme.com
 
2013-03-10 10:41:55 AM  
www.iphonesavior.com
 
2013-03-10 10:42:10 AM  
a year free.. .he should get netflix for life.
 
2013-03-10 10:45:07 AM  

SuperTramp: [i64.photobucket.com image 300x225]


Yeah, I was going to make a comment regarding lots of people offering to give subby wood.
 
2013-03-10 10:45:42 AM  

Mogani: a year free.. .he should get netflix for life.


I think they don't want to encourage people damaging their brand.

"Gee um thanks, but please no one else do this. We don't want to be associated with people who tattoo brands"
 
2013-03-10 10:46:25 AM  

Mogani: a year free.. .he should get netflix for life.


He should get his head examined.
 
2013-03-10 10:49:40 AM  
First up: Brazzers tattoo. After a few months, I hope to have enough sponsorships to look like a NASCAR.
 
2013-03-10 10:49:42 AM  

Mogani: a year free.. .he should get netflix for life.


www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-03-10 10:56:51 AM  
Another example of tattoos being indicative of poor decision making skills.


The original
binnallofamerica.com
 
2013-03-10 10:57:43 AM  
A Home Depot tattoo is worth a lifetime of regret, subby. You should totally do that.
 
2013-03-10 10:57:50 AM  
GOLDEN PALACE DOT COM*

*not to be confused with golden shower dot com
 
2013-03-10 10:59:14 AM  
I'm guessing...one year of free service. Whatever the hell that means at Home Despot.
 
2013-03-10 10:59:41 AM  

kim jong-un: Mogani: a year free.. .he should get netflix for life.

I think they don't want to encourage people damaging their brand.

"Gee um thanks, but please no one else do this. We don't want to be associated with people who tattoo brands"


well I am sure they are encouraging others just by the simple fact that they gave the guy a free year.
 
2013-03-10 11:00:33 AM  

Rhino_man: A Home Depot tattoo is worth a lifetime of regret, subby. You should totally do that.


why not do Lowe's
 
2013-03-10 11:01:08 AM  
Home depot? Maybe all the illegal immigrants you can exploit, for a year
 
2013-03-10 11:06:48 AM  
I wonder what kind of envelope you have to send the tattoo back in once your year is up.
 
2013-03-10 11:10:18 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: I wonder what kind of envelope you have to send the tattoo back in once your year is up.

 
2013-03-10 11:15:10 AM  
What a f*cking idiot. That tattoo is horribly done and Netflix is like 8 bucks a month for crying out loud.
 
2013-03-10 11:20:33 AM  
A year of free Netflix is worth less than $100. The tattoo probably cost more than that.
 
2013-03-10 11:25:26 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: What a f*cking idiot. That tattoo is horribly done and Netflix is like 8 bucks a month for crying out loud.


$8 is a lot if you spend all your money on cigarettes
 
2013-03-10 11:30:31 AM  
The answer to subby's question is "Three unfinished cabinets stuffed with cocaine".

Which, really, would be a pretty good deal.
 
2013-03-10 11:30:56 AM  
What, what?
cultureandanarchy.files.wordpress.com cultureandanarchy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-10 11:31:41 AM  

Hacker_X: SuperTramp: [i64.photobucket.com image 300x225]

Yeah, I was going to make a comment regarding lots of people offering to give subby wood.


I figured more people would be offering to give subby some caulk.
 
2013-03-10 11:33:11 AM  
dishtv.com
 
2013-03-10 11:34:16 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Home depot? Maybe all the illegal immigrants you can exploit, for a year


This.
images.publicradio.org
 
2013-03-10 11:39:37 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [www.aimlessdirection.com image 425x318]


Scanning the QR code tells me it says "Hold On" maybe he's a cryptic Wilson Phillips fan
 
2013-03-10 11:49:01 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Another example of tattoos being indicative of poor decision making skills.


The original
[binnallofamerica.com image 236x181]


Tattoos are not indicative of poor decision making skills.  I waited until I was 30 for my first and I knew exactly what I wanted.  Couldn't be happier and you can't see it unless I want you to.

How you chose to get tattooed and what you chose for the tattoo may be indicative for poor decision making skills.
 
2013-03-10 11:50:38 AM  
What is a Home Depot tatoo worth?   How about a cockpunch at the first real hardware store.
 
2013-03-10 11:51:51 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: Dead for Tax Reasons: Home depot? Maybe all the illegal immigrants you can exploit, for a year

This.
[images.publicradio.org image 300x225]


Paying people that are looking for work is now exploitation.
 
2013-03-10 11:53:30 AM  
Met a guy at Ozzfest several years ago who had the Popeye's Chicken logo on his stomach. The tattoo itself was nicely done, but that was the dumbest tattoo I had seen.
 
2013-03-10 11:54:44 AM  
Netflix streaming service: All the movIes from the nineties you could ever watch.
 
2013-03-10 11:57:39 AM  

DeCypher44: Met a guy at Ozzfest several years ago who had the Popeye's Chicken logo on his stomach. The tattoo itself was nicely done, but that was the dumbest tattoo I had seen.


Not a corporate logo, but one of the guys from Lamb of God has a cheeseburger tattooed on his back. The tattooing process is uncomfortable and expensive, and tattoos last forever, so it baffles me why anyone would tattoo trivial shiat on themselves.
 
2013-03-10 12:01:47 PM  

LucklessWonder: Jon iz teh kewl: [www.aimlessdirection.com image 425x318]

Scanning the QR code tells me it says "Hold On" maybe he's a cryptic Wilson Phillips fan


True, but "Hold On" is done with a certain lack of precision, so maybe he's actually a .38 Special fan.
 
2013-03-10 12:05:33 PM  
Cool: He got a free President out of the deal.
Difficulty: Wrong President.

media.salon.com | v006o.popscreen.com
 
2013-03-10 12:06:22 PM  

big pig peaches: Netflix streaming service: All the movIes from the nineties you could ever watch.


House of Cards is up there with Breaking Bad,  Mad Men and Game of Thrones as some of the best television out there.
 
2013-03-10 12:06:28 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

And you thought it was a comedy.
 
2013-03-10 12:07:58 PM  
I don't even wear corporate logos on my clothes (no Gap, Nike, Adidas, Old Navy, Budweiser, Goodyear, et. al.) and I couldn't imagine being such a whore as to trade my dignity for a year of Netflix. This guy is cheap.

If I'm marking myself for life, I'd better get the product free for life, too. For starters. I'd also want a portion of their advertising budget to go to me. After all, with a corporation's tattoo on me, I'm a walking, talking billboard, right?

I feel the same about shirts with company logos on them. If I'm walking around advertising YOUR business, then you should be paying me instead of me having to pay for the shirt. Even if the shirt's free (which it damned well ought to be!) I would expect to be given at least as much money as the company would spend on an ad in the local newspaper. More if I actually talk positively about their product or service.

People are idiot whores who don't know when they're being used by the plutocrats.
 
2013-03-10 12:14:34 PM  
a sad handy in the john from an out of work contractor?
 
2013-03-10 12:27:29 PM  

s1ugg0: BumpInTheNight: Another example of tattoos being indicative of poor decision making skills.


The original
[binnallofamerica.com image 236x181]

Tattoos are not indicative of poor decision making skills.  I waited until I was 30 for my first and I knew exactly what I wanted.  Couldn't be happier and you can't see it unless I want you to.

How you chose to get tattooed and what you chose for the tattoo may be indicative for poor decision making skills.


Translation: MY tattoos are cool but YOURS suck.
 
2013-03-10 12:34:49 PM  

bunner: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]

And you thought it was a comedy.


You forgot something.....Bropught to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2013-03-10 12:44:48 PM  
i206.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 12:46:14 PM  
Trading a lifetime of potential employment for a $90 membership. Not sure if this is such a good idea.
 
2013-03-10 12:47:08 PM  
blog.lincolnparktulsa.argtulsa.com
 
2013-03-10 12:49:49 PM  
Hey subs:

osblog.com.br
 
2013-03-10 12:50:48 PM  

WhippingBoy: Trading a lifetime of potential employment for a $90 membership. Not sure if this is such a good idea.


What if they go to work for netflix??  win, win??
 
2013-03-10 12:52:10 PM  
www.dailyjist.com
 
2013-03-10 12:52:54 PM  

eas81: WhippingBoy: Trading a lifetime of potential employment for a $90 membership. Not sure if this is such a good idea.

What if they go to work for netflix??  win, win??


Netflix has demonstrated that they consider this individual to be worth one yearly membership ($96). I don't think they're going to be hiring him any time soon.
 
2013-03-10 12:53:09 PM  
For you subby-

Lifetime supply of black caulk?
 
2013-03-10 12:58:58 PM  
Someone should tell him about all the savings he could get with a Circuit City tattoo.
 
2013-03-10 01:03:46 PM  
If I make myself a permanent advertisement for you, I'm not settling for anything less than a permanent paycheck.
 
2013-03-10 01:07:45 PM  
So is anyone else getting the hyperlink in Home Depot in the headline.  Is this the latest "feature" to fark?
 
2013-03-10 01:14:42 PM  

yoyoyo: So is anyone else getting the hyperlink in Home Depot in the headline.  Is this the latest "feature" to fark?


Featured Partner.
 
2013-03-10 01:20:48 PM  
Has anyone pointed out that the tat probably set him back $250 or more? If Netflix covered that AND gave him a free year, I might be impressed, but at $8/month, he's not getting a great ROI here...
 
2013-03-10 01:25:05 PM  
Subby wonders what a Home Depot tattoo might be worth

img0.etsystatic.com

All the parts and plans for FREE!
 
2013-03-10 01:26:15 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I don't even wear corporate logos on my clothes (no Gap, Nike, Adidas, Old Navy, Budweiser, Goodyear, et. al.) and I couldn't imagine being such a whore as to trade my dignity for a year of Netflix. This guy is cheap.


I'm the same way except for a few exceptions. There is only one logo that I wear because it is just part of the shoes I have. But it is a black logo on a black shoe so it is basically invisible. If I was more motivated, I would rip that logo off too, but it is pretty well sewn into the shoe.

Wearing logs as some identifier of one's "uniqueness" is just an example of the narcissism of small differences (wiki). If you do it and are not getting paid for it, then you are missing the point.
 
2013-03-10 01:35:08 PM  

homelessdude: ZeroCorpse: I don't even wear corporate logos on my clothes (no Gap, Nike, Adidas, Old Navy, Budweiser, Goodyear, et. al.) and I couldn't imagine being such a whore as to trade my dignity for a year of Netflix. This guy is cheap.

I'm the same way except for a few exceptions. There is only one logo that I wear because it is just part of the shoes I have. But it is a black logo on a black shoe so it is basically invisible. If I was more motivated, I would rip that logo off too, but it is pretty well sewn into the shoe.

Wearing logs as some identifier of one's "uniqueness" is just an example of the narcissism of small differences (wiki). If you do it and are not getting paid for it, then you are missing the point.


I don't go out of my way to buy clothes with logos on it, and I won't buy anything that's just blatant LOGO and nothing else.  But I'm also not going to go out of my way to rip them off.  I just don't care.  It works out pretty well. If the best product/price I can find happens to have a small logo on it, whatever.
 
2013-03-10 01:47:28 PM  
I went to Home Depot the other day.

That is some flagrant false advertising. They do not sell homes there at all!
 
2013-03-10 01:47:40 PM  

fc05.deviantart.net


/If you're gonna do something stoopid, then do it right.
//Just sayin'
 
2013-03-10 02:24:06 PM  

Hacker_X: SuperTramp: [i64.photobucket.com image 300x225]

Yeah, I was going to make a comment regarding lots of people offering to give subby wood.


Gotta word that one carefully. Is it a year free of wood or a year of free wood, stud? Or a year of wood, free?
 
2013-03-10 02:36:34 PM  

big pig peaches: Netflix streaming service: All the movIes from the nineties you could ever watch.


Redbox streams now too if you're a Verizon customer. For 8 bucks you can stream all the 60s and 70s movies you want. Old b movies too.
 
2013-03-10 02:41:43 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I don't even wear corporate logos on my clothes (no Gap, Nike, Adidas, Old Navy, Budweiser, Goodyear, et. al.) and I couldn't imagine being such a whore as to trade my dignity for a year of Netflix. This guy is cheap.

If I'm marking myself for life, I'd better get the product free for life, too. For starters. I'd also want a portion of their advertising budget to go to me. After all, with a corporation's tattoo on me, I'm a walking, talking billboard, right?

I feel the same about shirts with company logos on them. If I'm walking around advertising YOUR business, then you should be paying me instead of me having to pay for the shirt. Even if the shirt's free (which it damned well ought to be!) I would expect to be given at least as much money as the company would spend on an ad in the local newspaper. More if I actually talk positively about their product or service.

People are idiot whores who don't know when they're being used by the plutocrats.


Are you one of those guys that goes out of their way to tape over, pry off, or obscure any and every logo from products they own? Cuz that's annoying. Just put the damn shirt on already. Or why'd you spray paint all over a $2500 bicycle?
 
2013-03-10 03:42:01 PM  
Cue the gallery of dumb-ass tattoos.
 
2013-03-10 07:15:39 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: ZeroCorpse: I don't even wear corporate logos on my clothes (no Gap, Nike, Adidas, Old Navy, Budweiser, Goodyear, et. al.) and I couldn't imagine being such a whore as to trade my dignity for a year of Netflix. This guy is cheap.

If I'm marking myself for life, I'd better get the product free for life, too. For starters. I'd also want a portion of their advertising budget to go to me. After all, with a corporation's tattoo on me, I'm a walking, talking billboard, right?

I feel the same about shirts with company logos on them. If I'm walking around advertising YOUR business, then you should be paying me instead of me having to pay for the shirt. Even if the shirt's free (which it damned well ought to be!) I would expect to be given at least as much money as the company would spend on an ad in the local newspaper. More if I actually talk positively about their product or service.

People are idiot whores who don't know when they're being used by the plutocrats.

Are you one of those guys that goes out of their way to tape over, pry off, or obscure any and every logo from products they own? Cuz that's annoying. Just put the damn shirt on already. Or why'd you spray paint all over a $2500 bicycle?


Bikes, cars, etc. are different. I don't mind the make, model, etc. on them. But I'm a person and my body isn't ad-space. I don't rip off logos so much as simply avoid them. I don't shop in places like Old Navy or Gap, and if I come across a second-hand shirt from them I'll pick the ones that don't have the company name printed all across the front. I don't tear logos off jeans, but that's because they're fairly small and nondescript. I don't wear trucker hats/ballcaps, because I'm not a mook.

Like I said: If they want me to advertise their company for them when I walk around in public, then not only should the shirt be gratis, but I should get paid for the job. The same thing would cost them thousands of dollars if it were in a magazine, newspaper, or on TV. Why should I have less respect for my body than I do for magazines, newspapers, and television?
 
2013-03-10 07:18:31 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Are you one of those guys that goes out of their way to tape over, pry off, or obscure any and every logo from products they own? Cuz that's annoying. Just put the damn shirt on already. Or why'd you spray paint all over a $2500 bicycle?

Bikes, cars, etc. are different.


I should add: I do rip the dealership logos off of cars that I purchase. There's no reason I should be paying through the nose for the vehicle AND advertising the dealership everywhere I drive. If they want me to keep their dealership decal and license plate frame on my car, they can give me the car for half price or better.
 
2013-03-11 12:58:22 AM  

Carth: big pig peaches: Netflix streaming service: All the movIes from the nineties you could ever watch.

House of Cards is up there with Breaking Bad,  Mad Men and Game of Thrones as some of the best television out there.


I assume you mean the original british house of cards. Because I'm 8 episodes into the Kevin Spacey version and it's prime-grade stupid and makes no sense.

I'm pretty sure they just took the british script, search-and-replaced every "parliament" with "congress" and started filming without really thinking about how American government works:

Why are Congressmen picking who's going to be the governor of Pennsylvania?
Why are congressmen running the gubernatorial campaign?
Why was the VP pissed that he wasn't consulted on who was going to run for governor? Like what does the VP have to do with picking who runs for governor?
Why was a congressman the point-person to negotiate during a nationwide(!) teachers' strike?
How did Kevin Spacey get to be the only manipulative self-promoting person in Congress? Is everyone else there completely oblivious?
Did you realize that Kevin Spacey's character is married to Princess Buttercup? INCONCEIVABLE!
 
2013-03-11 10:03:53 AM  

Tax Boy: Carth: big pig peaches: Netflix streaming service: All the movIes from the nineties you could ever watch.

House of Cards is up there with Breaking Bad,  Mad Men and Game of Thrones as some of the best television out there.

I assume you mean the original british house of cards. Because I'm 8 episodes into the Kevin Spacey version and it's prime-grade stupid and makes no sense.

I'm pretty sure they just took the british script, search-and-replaced every "parliament" with "congress" and started filming without really thinking about how American government works:

1.Why are Congressmen picking who's going to be the governor of Pennsylvania?
2.Why are congressmen running the gubernatorial campaign?
3.Why was the VP pissed that he wasn't consulted on who was going to run for governor? Like what does the VP have to do with picking who runs for governor?
4.Why was a congressman the point-person to negotiate during a nationwide(!) teachers' strike?
5.How did Kevin Spacey get to be the only manipulative self-promoting person in Congress? Is everyone else there completely oblivious?
6.Did you realize that Kevin Spacey's character is married to Princess Buttercup? INCONCEIVABLE!


1. The organization is based on the DLC or DNC election committee where a few party leaders decide who the party will support in competitive races. As majority whip it isn't surprising he would have a huge say in who is selected to run for an open race; particularly if a democratic president values his opinion as much as the president in the show.

2. He isn't running the campaign, that is the female staffer, he is running the congressman. He is doing it because he needs to use him.

3. The VP was the former governor of PA and left the position to be VP. He is upset because no one in the DNC asked who should run for his old job.

5. He isn't the only one. He is just the protagonist so you see him the most.

6. I didn't know that. I also can't figure out why his why she bought such a crappy rowing machine instead of a concept 2.
 
Displayed 75 of 75 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report