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(Times Herald-Record)   Word problem: Here in 2013, the barber who gave haircuts to Legs Diamond is still working. Legs Diamond died in 1931. According to Fark by-laws, how many miles off this barber's lawn are you required to be?   (recordonline.com) divider line 4
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2013-03-11 10:25:27 AM  
2 votes:
ha!

trick question, he's a 102 year old barber that can't afford to retire.  he doesn't have a lawn.
2013-03-10 03:12:09 PM  
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Gulper Eel: SDRR: Did you the accidentally the whole thing there, or am I just so farking hungover that I am missing the joke subby?

Word problem: Here in 2013, the barber who gave haircuts to Legs Diamond is still working. Legs Diamond died in 1931. According to Fark by-laws, how many miles off this barber's lawn are you required to be off of?

Redundant, AND ends with a preposition. Your rations will be halved for a fortnight.


Somebody fixed it while I was looking for this.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7628710/-7-grammatical-errors-about-whi ch -you-no-longer-need-to-worry

Off of is stupid and redundant in this case, but the no ending with prepositions is a stupid rule.  From that link, if you followed it strictly you'd get a really farked up sentence like this that Winston Churchill wrote about the rule.

"This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put."
2013-03-10 11:29:08 AM  
1 votes:
Let me work it out

ummm

Potato?
2013-03-10 11:11:05 AM  
1 votes:
www.heavyharmonies.com
Legs Diamond was a really shiatty hair band back in the day.  Just saying.
 
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