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2013-03-10 12:28:26 AM
Who x 2?
 
2013-03-10 12:35:16 AM
I have a dream, I've seen the light
Don't put it out, say she's alright, yeah, she's my sister...


/ Stone Roses ripped off MLK
 
2013-03-10 12:40:01 AM
What a classy dame.
 
2013-03-10 12:40:49 AM
She sounds like a pleasant young woman
 
2013-03-10 01:17:04 AM
Am I supposed to know who any of the people in this story are?
 
2013-03-10 03:03:29 AM

GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who any of the people in this story are?


The Stone Roses first album is still one of the best British albums of all time.


Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly
 
2013-03-10 03:11:59 AM
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
 
2013-03-10 03:17:25 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly


But you can't spell a possessive pronoun...
 
2013-03-10 03:18:13 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who any of the people in this story are?

The Stone Roses first album is still one of the best British albums of all time.


Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly


So it looks like Fools Gold was the biggest hit from it? It sounds like a wannabe Hendrix over an overdone automatic drum track with indecipherable vocals.

That's somehow better than DSOM, Who's Next, Dire Straits or Aqualung?
 
2013-03-10 03:18:58 AM
"Fool's Gold" came up on my ipod today and it's still an fantastic bit of music.
 
2013-03-10 03:25:03 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly

But you can't spell a possessive pronoun...


It's 7 o'clock on a Sunday morning and i'm hungover. That's my excuse :)

GAT_00: So it looks like Fools Gold was the biggest hit from it? It sounds like a wannabe Hendrix over an overdone automatic drum track with indecipherable vocals.


Personally, Fool's Gold was one of my least favourite tracks. I much preferred She Bangs the Drums and Waterfall

That's somehow better than DSOM, Who's Next, Dire Straits or Aqualung?

I said "one of" :P
 
2013-03-10 03:27:11 AM

GAT_00: DammitIForgotMyLogin: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who any of the people in this story are?

The Stone Roses first album is still one of the best British albums of all time.


Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly

So it looks like Fools Gold was the biggest hit from it? It sounds like a wannabe Hendrix over an overdone automatic drum track with indecipherable vocals.

That's somehow better than DSOM, Who's Next, Dire Straits or Aqualung?



It is a great album that is generally pretty highly regarded, but who said it was better than any of those?

/Fools Gold was probably the biggest hit, but not necessarily the best song.
 
2013-03-10 03:27:21 AM

debug: "Fool's Gold" came up on my ipod today and it's still an fantastic bit of music.


Meh.  Not bad, but I still prefer "I Wanna Be Adored".

GAT_00: DammitIForgotMyLogin: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who any of the people in this story are?

The Stone Roses first album is still one of the best British albums of all time.


Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly

So it looks like Fools Gold was the biggest hit from it? It sounds like a wannabe Hendrix over an overdone automatic drum track with indecipherable vocals.

That's somehow better than DSOM, Who's Next, Dire Straits or Aqualung?


therealmcast.com
 
2013-03-10 03:31:34 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-10 03:32:00 AM

GAT_00: DammitIForgotMyLogin: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who any of the people in this story are?

The Stone Roses first album is still one of the best British albums of all time.


Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly

So it looks like Fools Gold was the biggest hit from it? It sounds like a wannabe Hendrix over an overdone automatic drum track with indecipherable vocals.

That's somehow better than DSOM, Who's Next, Dire Straits or Aqualung?


Oh it's infinitely better than Aqualung
 
2013-03-10 03:32:34 AM
For the record though, I like both Azealia Banks and the Stone Roses.

Mama, papa, don't make me choose between you! :(
 
2013-03-10 03:38:10 AM
Who?
 
2013-03-10 03:51:40 AM
My roommate has been in love/fear of this chick for months.  Google her name + 212 and click on the 6 or so minute one.  She hits 3 styles pretty well in 2 mins each.
 
2013-03-10 03:55:25 AM
I enjoy some Brit music that hasn't crossed the ocean very well.  Having lived there for a couple years helped catch the sensibility; for example, the Kinks, while charting successfully in the US, had this utterly and famously British sensibility that is brilliant.  But I don't get the Stone Roses.
 
2013-03-10 03:56:29 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: It's 7 o'clock on a Sunday morning and i'm hungover. That's my excuse :)


I'll accept it. Thi's time.
 
2013-03-10 03:57:36 AM
I'm an old white nubian who worked around Stone Roses in the late 90's as a sound flunkey. Unless something has changed drastically since then, I'm guessing not a single one of them weighs over 120 pounds. I'm having a tough time believing they could bully anyone, or would want to. Real well-mannered chaps, and this was when they were already big as hell.

I've worked around many famous and non-famous musicians over the years. One of the most terrible kinds of human beings to work around is the afrocentric street poet bimbo. Christ what assholes, and delusional as all hell. This chick, like all the rest, thinks she can do it alone, completely ignoring the producers, songwriters, musicians, publicists, and engineers. A person like her needs those people since her own talent is razor-thin and highly compartmentalized.

csb\
Lauren Hill's career turned to sh*t because nobody wants to work with her.
\csb
 
2013-03-10 03:58:27 AM
Awww, did the rock band doing a sound check interfere with her auto-tune or something?
 
2013-03-10 04:01:50 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-10 04:03:43 AM
Aww, be nice to Azealia. She just wants to be adored.
 
2013-03-10 04:13:00 AM
First album was and still is a great listen.  I think I have the cassette in the garage.
 
2013-03-10 04:24:43 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who any of the people in this story are?

The Stone Roses first album is still one of the best British albums of all time.


Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly


IIRC, azealia banks was the ostracized Banks daughter that Uncle Phil kept chained up in the basement.
 
2013-03-10 04:36:47 AM
You have to admit that their sophomore release was disappointing.  :-/
 
2013-03-10 04:48:54 AM

REO-Weedwagon: I'm an old white nubian who worked around Stone Roses in the late 90's as a sound flunkey. Unless something has changed drastically since then, I'm guessing not a single one of them weighs over 120 pounds. I'm having a tough time believing they could bully anyone, or would want to. Real well-mannered chaps, and this was when they were already big as hell.

I've worked around many famous and non-famous musicians over the years. One of the most terrible kinds of human beings to work around is the afrocentric street poet bimbo. Christ what assholes, and delusional as all hell. This chick, like all the rest, thinks she can do it alone, completely ignoring the producers, songwriters, musicians, publicists, and engineers. A person like her needs those people since her own talent is razor-thin and highly compartmentalized.

csb\
Lauren Hill's career turned to sh*t because nobody wants to work with her.
\csb


It's too bad Lauryn Hill was (is) crazy.  Her first album was just stunningly brilliant.
 
2013-03-10 05:19:10 AM
I remember when Excrement and Death opened for GWAR.
 
2013-03-10 05:29:11 AM

gameshowhost: You have to admit that their sophomore release was disappointing.  :-/



i.imgur.com

likeit.
 
2013-03-10 05:35:12 AM
Azealia Banks has released some good songs but she needs to stop with all these stupid internet beefs.
 
2013-03-10 05:35:18 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: My roommate has been in love/fear of this chick for months.  Google her name + 212 and click on the 6 or so minute one.  She hits 3 styles pretty well in 2 mins each.


If only there were some way of directly LINKing someone to a very specific thing they want to show people instead of giving them vague Googling directions...
 
2013-03-10 05:39:35 AM
I've never heard of Azealia Banks either, but after a GIS I definitely want to make a deposit.
 
2013-03-10 05:42:09 AM
I don't believe I've ever seen "eat shiat and die" expressed more....cordially(or formally, for that matter). Whatever else Ms. Banks might be, she certainly isn't lacking in proper insult etiquette.
 
2013-03-10 06:08:28 AM
Obligatory post about how amazing Reni is? The sheer preternatural sense of groovethat he has - so good. I don't know what an Azealia Banks is, but I'm guessing she doesn't have that level of groove, and is therefore invalid.
 
2013-03-10 06:19:01 AM

sadbad: Obligatory post about how amazing Reni is? The sheer preternatural sense of groovethat he has - so good. I don't know what an Azealia Banks is, but I'm guessing she doesn't have that level of groove, and is therefore invalid.


Reni a a c**t
 
2013-03-10 07:30:02 AM
Good for the Stone Roses if picking a fight with them is a path to fame these days.

Their first album is still one of my favorites...so many great tracks. :)
 
2013-03-10 07:37:07 AM

gameshowhost: You have to admit that their sophomore release was disappointing.  :-/


At first, but I found that it got better over time. Still not as good as the first one, but some solid tracks on it like Ten Storey Love Song and How do you Sleep.

Love Spreads should not have been the first single.
 
2013-03-10 08:31:50 AM

Glenford: gameshowhost: You have to admit that their sophomore release was disappointing.  :-/

At first, but I found that it got better over time. Still not as good as the first one, but some solid tracks on it like Ten Storey Love Song and How do you Sleep.

Love Spreads should not have been the first single.


"Good Times" is a great song, too.  Both of their albums are very different from each other, but both are excellent in their own ways.  I just don't understand the hate for "Second Coming."
 
2013-03-10 08:39:51 AM
I predict this thread will be full of "who?" over and over again as meaningless attempts at wit.

/Had the first two Stone Roses albums on cassette. CASSETTE.
//If you're gonna be on my lawn, can you at least toss some of the sticks into the street?
 
2013-03-10 08:46:50 AM
Isn't the whole "insult other rappers and rock groups for fun and profit" angle covered by Ke$ha?
 
2013-03-10 09:45:57 AM
So a person no one has heard of talks shiat on a band no one cares about?  Stop the presses!
 
2013-03-10 09:50:49 AM

Dog Welder: Glenford: gameshowhost: You have to admit that their sophomore release was disappointing.  :-/

At first, but I found that it got better over time. Still not as good as the first one, but some solid tracks on it like Ten Storey Love Song and How do you Sleep.

Love Spreads should not have been the first single.

"Good Times" is a great song, too.  Both of their albums are very different from each other, but both are excellent in their own ways.  I just don't understand the hate for "Second Coming."


It's England's musical 9/11
 
2013-03-10 09:59:22 AM

GAT_00: DammitIForgotMyLogin: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who any of the people in this story are?

The Stone Roses first album is still one of the best British albums of all time.


Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly

So it looks like Fools Gold was the biggest hit from it? It sounds like a wannabe Hendrix over an overdone automatic drum track with indecipherable vocals.

That's somehow better than DSOM, Who's Next, Dire Straits or Aqualung?


Fool's Gold wasn't on that album actually. Honestly you can give it a listen and then decide.
 
2013-03-10 10:35:33 AM
Seriously?  This thread is almost all just wondering who these people are or bickering over music?

"I wish them nothing but excrement and death" is AMAZING.  That's like, line of the year material right there.
 
2013-03-10 10:42:45 AM

GAT_00: DammitIForgotMyLogin: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who any of the people in this story are?

The Stone Roses first album is still one of the best British albums of all time.


Who Azealia Banks is, I have no idea, aside from somebody who's mother couldn't spell properly

So it looks like Fools Gold was the biggest hit from it? It sounds like a wannabe Hendrix over an overdone automatic drum track with indecipherable vocals.

That's somehow better than DSOM, Who's Next, Dire Straits or Aqualung?


Interesting that you've managed to get through life without at least hearing "I Wanna Be Adored", even if you didn't know who it was.
 
2013-03-10 10:49:53 AM

I Ate Shergar: Aww, be nice to Azealia. She just wants to be adored.


Snort. I used to think the lyrics were, "I want to be a dog, " back when it first came out. When I was a freshman. In college.
 
2013-03-10 10:50:57 AM

moonage daydream: Zarquon's Flat Tire: My roommate has been in love/fear of this chick for months.  Google her name + 212 and click on the 6 or so minute one.  She hits 3 styles pretty well in 2 mins each.

If only there were some way of directly LINKing someone to a very specific thing they want to show people instead of giving them vague Googling directions...


I was on my mobile  last night, so yeah, that would have been nice.

Come the light of day, here.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
 
2013-03-10 11:12:14 AM
I don't know what an Azealia Banks is, but it's an idiot: "My ex-tour manager made a pact with the Stone Toses [sic] saying they'd sabotage my set because I fired him"

That also suggests that she's the sort of person who would make a pact to ruin a rival's performance, since that's what she comes up with when she is trying to understand how other people behave. An ugly heart and a weak mind.
 
2013-03-10 11:25:49 AM
Never heard of Ms. Banks, but the Stone Roses were awesome and I'm glad they're not fighting any more.  Damn shame they broke up due to infighting so early into their career.  Hope they get another sudio album out.
 
2013-03-10 11:36:00 AM

Robert1966: I don't know what an Azealia Banks is, but it's an idiot: "My ex-tour manager made a pact with the Stone Toses [sic] saying they'd sabotage my set because I fired him"

That also suggests that she's the sort of person who would make a pact to ruin a rival's performance, since that's what she comes up with when she is trying to understand how other people behave. An ugly heart and a weak mind.


Azalia banks was once sort-of raped, and so you are like a rapist for saying what you just said.
 
2013-03-10 11:44:46 AM
Has she/he/it done any porn?
 
2013-03-10 12:17:50 PM
*click*

"....rapper...."

*unclick*
 
2013-03-10 12:22:06 PM
Everyone drop what you're doing.  A rapper is angry.
 
2013-03-10 12:43:24 PM
I like Second Coming.
 
2013-03-10 01:19:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRwR7avc5Oc

  I thought this was a better song....great record

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsazIACpYM

for those asking who....
 
2013-03-10 01:35:36 PM
I love The Stone Roses, but if they did what she said they did then I don't really blame her for thinking they're dicks. I think it's funny, but if I were in her place I'd be wishing excrement and death on them too.

Though I have to say the story, as presented, leaves me somewhat skeptical.
 
2013-03-10 02:13:51 PM
I remember looking all over town for the "original" version of the cassette, which didn't contain "Fool's Gold". Thought it'd be a big ol' collector's item. Never did find it.
 
2013-03-10 02:41:46 PM

REO-Weedwagon: I'm an old white nubian who worked around Stone Roses in the late 90's as a sound flunkey. Unless something has changed drastically since then, I'm guessing not a single one of them weighs over 120 pounds. I'm having a tough time believing they could bully anyone, or would want to. Real well-mannered chaps, and this was when they were already big as hell.

I've worked around many famous and non-famous musicians over the years. One of the most terrible kinds of human beings to work around is the afrocentric street poet bimbo. Christ what assholes, and delusional as all hell. This chick, like all the rest, thinks she can do it alone, completely ignoring the producers, songwriters, musicians, publicists, and engineers. A person like her needs those people since her own talent is razor-thin and highly compartmentalized.

csb\
Lauren Hill's career turned to sh*t because nobody wants to work with her.
\csb


Dammit, now I want to change my FARK handle to Afrocentric Street Poet Bimbo.
 
2013-03-10 04:45:41 PM

BonesJackson: gameshowhost: You have to admit that their sophomore release was disappointing.  :-/


[i.imgur.com image 283x324]

I  likeit.


I'd considered using the reference.  :P  Glad you did, since I ran out of steam.
 
2013-03-10 04:48:48 PM

Tigger: Dog Welder: Glenford: gameshowhost: You have to admit that their sophomore release was disappointing.  :-/

At first, but I found that it got better over time. Still not as good as the first one, but some solid tracks on it like Ten Storey Love Song and How do you Sleep.

Love Spreads should not have been the first single.

"Good Times" is a great song, too.  Both of their albums are very different from each other, but both are excellent in their own ways.  I just don't understand the hate for "Second Coming."

It's England's musical 9/11


*snert*
 
2013-03-10 04:51:27 PM
"Controversy sells," yes, but only if you manufacture a controversy from something about which enough people care. Otherwise, you're just an idiot attempting to use another idiot (or, in this case, idiots) as a rung on a non-existent ladder only you can see.
 
2013-03-10 04:52:14 PM
Oh, and to whoever this person is, well, "lighten up, Francis."
 
2013-03-10 04:55:49 PM

REO-Weedwagon: I'm an old white nubian who worked around Stone Roses in the late 90's as a sound flunkey. Unless something has changed drastically since then, I'm guessing not a single one of them weighs over 120 pounds. I'm having a tough time believing they could bully anyone, or would want to. Real well-mannered chaps, and this was when they were already big as hell.

I've worked around many famous and non-famous musicians over the years. One of the most terrible kinds of human beings to work around is the afrocentric street poet bimbo. Christ what assholes, and delusional as all hell. This chick, like all the rest, thinks she can do it alone, completely ignoring the producers, songwriters, musicians, publicists, and engineers. A person like her needs those people since her own talent is razor-thin and highly compartmentalized.

csb\
Lauren Hill's career turned to sh*t because nobody wants to work with her.
\csb


Which brings me to the whole thought of-most of the time no one is doing sound check while someone before them is on stage unless told to do so by producer ect.. So my guess is she ignored her time slot. Then biatched about it.
 
2013-03-10 06:25:03 PM
I want to see her get in a pissing contest with some other Madchester bands. Happy Mondays, for instance. That would be fun.
 
2013-03-10 11:03:34 PM
The Stone Roses are simply awesome.  Whoever she is, she should shut her farking mouth.
 
2013-03-11 04:26:42 AM
does this means Banks has moved on from her twitter feud with Angel Haze and the one she just had with Baauer?


/much love for Angel Haze
//and Baauer
///who the fark is Azealia Banks again?
 
2013-03-11 11:21:51 AM

fusillade762: I want to see her get in a pissing contest with some other Madchester bands. Happy Mondays, for instance. That would be fun.


Bring out the Bez.

Bez's sleeping.

Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
 
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