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2013-03-10 12:57:35 AM
so somebody made a 3 minute over a realization that the rest of the world had at least 10 years ago.

timely brilliance!
 
2013-03-10 03:27:37 AM

Now one for the women:

How to get a restraining order.
 
2013-03-10 04:07:10 AM

CruiserTwelve: Now one for the women: How to get a restraining order.


Yeah.... the linked video made my skin crawl.  These guys made a giant leap in the direction of convincing single girls to never stop and talk to a guy they don't know.  Just like those dipshiat "pickup artists".
 
2013-03-10 04:08:24 AM
It's also disingenuous and likely to backfire harshly if you did that.

Now if you REALLY want a girl's affections, just get her in a compromised position:

You'll want to have mercenaries seize her waterways posing as bandits, disrupting her trade routes. At the same time, you get your spies to poison or infect her troops, incapacitating them. Once this is accomplished through your cat's paws, you swing in for a diplomatic visit and have yourself waylaid en route. This is grounds for you to offer her your troops in exchange for the typical political reasons. You chase the mercenaries out, report some unverifiable casualty statistics and give a grand speech. Then announce to the grateful citizenry that you're now madly in love with her. She'll have no choice but to bow to the merchants and declare you a suitor.

Once she finds out what you've been up to, or has been aware of the whole time, she'll try several times to have you assassinated. You survive these attempts, and then sneak into her home so you wind up in a dashing outfit in her private bedroom on the bed, one of them big four posters with the silk curtains, (make sure your boots are IMMACULATE, but keep them on) and declare you know she knows and confess to her the reason you interfered with her lands is your mad and undying love for her, also mention you cleaned your boots if you're still wearing them.

She'll then fall madly in love with you, the charming rogue, or call her personal body guard and have them peel you skin off and rub you down with salt and lemon juice. I call 50% either way, give or take depending on which country she's from. Some of them have worse executions.
 
2013-03-10 04:09:58 AM
Or you could try flowers.
 
2013-03-10 04:10:07 AM
"Hello!  Yeah, hey.  I got your number last night in a bar through disingenuous means.  Wanna fark?"
 
2013-03-10 04:19:49 AM

CruiserTwelve: Now one for the women: How to get a restraining order.


LOL. Game over, maaaan!
 
2013-03-10 04:36:13 AM

doglover: Or you could try flowers.


I thought you said "fly overs".  But that would sound desperate Goose.
 
2013-03-10 04:47:18 AM
I would like to see the unused footage of them getting slapped or pepper sprayed after trying this.
 
2013-03-10 04:51:24 AM

Mitch Mitchell: doglover: Or you could try flowers.

I thought you said "fly overs".  But that would sound desperate Goose.


I know you won't post anything like that again, Mav. *reassuring pat on shoulder*  I know.

/yeah you're not pete, so... what of it? this is 4am joke time
 
2013-03-10 04:54:26 AM
oh to be young and trusting. enjoy your stalker.
 
2013-03-10 05:10:07 AM
creepy.
 
2013-03-10 05:34:20 AM
Hi, remember me? The first thing I ever said to you was a complete lie. Wanna go out? /works more often than it should
 
2013-03-10 06:39:52 AM
i stopped watching as soon as i heard "the entertainer"
 
2013-03-10 07:37:48 AM

ShawnDoc: works more often than it should


Pickup artists are jerks.
Women (for some bizarre reason) like jerks.

/Not bitter.
 
2013-03-10 07:49:05 AM
Hello and welcome to my blocked called list.
 
2013-03-10 07:54:34 AM
I would have liked to see the video if the guys were chubby, balding 40 year olds rather than young studs.

/Be attractive
//Don't be unattractive
 
2013-03-10 07:55:33 AM

way south: ShawnDoc: works more often than it should

Pickup artists are jerks.
Women (for some bizarre reason) like jerks.

/Not bitter.


women like men they think they can CHANGE
in fact that's the reason why most marriages occur
 
2013-03-10 09:24:52 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i stopped watching as soon as i heard "the entertainer"


I wanted to stop after "...call my mom..." but finally quit at "...like...like...like..."

Also uncomfortable with creepy stalkers.
 
2013-03-10 09:58:05 AM

EvilEgg: Hello and welcome to my blocked called list.


Exactly!!  LOL
 
2013-03-10 11:09:49 AM
How to become a stalker in  a matter of seconds...

Good post.
The only thing you forgot is the lotion. It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
 
2013-03-10 11:49:59 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i stopped watching as soon as i heard "the entertainer"


I stopped watching as soon as I clicked and saw it was over 3 minutes for something that apparently only takes seconds.
 
2013-03-10 12:23:40 PM
I love how creepy this gimmick is and that the girls in the video were actually flattered by it.
 
2013-03-10 12:35:18 PM

CruiserTwelve: Now one for the women: How to get a restraining order.


Yeah....I was actually thinking subby could post a video showing how you could have sex with any girl you wanted whether she wants you to or not but I think that's called rape and I'm pretty sure it's illegal
 
2013-03-10 12:54:17 PM
 
2013-03-10 01:00:34 PM
I'm jealous.
 
2013-03-10 02:04:03 PM
Just give a fake number. Problem solved.
 
2013-03-10 02:10:12 PM
Oh.😒Thats what I get for posting before watching the video.
 
2013-03-10 03:02:15 PM
It shows confidence.  Unless the girl finds you unattractive most will see it as clever.  If she thinks you are ugly it is creepy.
 
2013-03-10 03:15:10 PM
Why is there no douche tag?
 
2013-03-10 03:32:01 PM
Yeah, but this is only step 2.  Apparently they forgot step 1:  be born a handsome hunk.
 
2013-03-10 04:35:03 PM
Notice how all of the guys are of reasonable good looks. Try this with an ugo in a stained flannel and see if you get the girls to even stop.
 
2013-03-10 06:02:49 PM

Mitch Mitchell: doglover: Or you could try flowers.

I thought you said "fly overs".  But that would sound desperate Goose.


He said it in a Yorkshire accent, so that's understandable.  Or rather, it's not understandable but your misunderstanding is.
 
2013-03-10 06:33:26 PM
Lying? Yeah that's been known to work.

/but not for long
 
2013-03-10 06:36:05 PM

CruiserTwelve: Now one for the women: How to get a restraining order.


Nothing says "I still love you" like a restraining order.  She just wants you to prove your devotion by trying harder.
 
2013-03-10 06:54:39 PM

DeltaPunch: That was dumb.

This is how you get a girl to put her number in your phone.


Jesus, I closed after the first two, but I was expecting to hear a rape whistle or pepper spray or something.
 
2013-03-10 07:10:11 PM

danielscissorhands: Why is there no douche tag?


Exactly!

Maynotlast: Yeah, but this is only step 2.  Apparently they forgot step 1:  be born a handsome hunk.


Patronick313: Notice how all of the guys are of reasonable good looks. Try this with an ugo in a stained flannel and see if you get the girls to even stop.


I wonder what would happen if the average Farker tried that? Punch in the face? Pepper spray or taser?
 
2013-03-10 07:42:02 PM

liam76: It shows confidence.  Unless the girl finds you unattractive most will see it as clever.  If she thinks you are ugly it is creepy.


THIS!

The only real difference, if she already thinks you're cute, is that you skip over a few minutes of inane chatter just to get her number.
 
2013-03-10 09:35:35 PM

Altitude5280: Just give a fake number. Problem solved.


That's kindof hard when the creepy stalker guy just called himself from your phone, dontcha think?
 
2013-03-10 10:27:01 PM
I need to call my mum is never a good pick up line.
 
2013-03-11 12:21:34 AM

styckx: Jon iz teh kewl: i stopped watching as soon as i heard "the entertainer"

I stopped watching as soon as I clicked and saw it was over 3 minutes for something that apparently only takes seconds.


THIS
 
2013-03-11 02:08:10 AM
Step 1: Be attractive.
 
2013-03-11 07:34:44 AM
I know I'm getting older because "he's attractive" isn't even in my top three rationalizations for this. It's more more likely he's just a very good con man. Even more likely this video exists because those girls are REALLY stupid. But it's most likely fake/selectively edited anyway.

It's not "attractive" guys who get away with this kind of stuff. It's confident guys who have a nose for naive marks.
 
2013-03-11 08:19:29 AM

The Great EZE: I know I'm getting older because "he's attractive" isn't even in my top three rationalizations for this. It's more more likely he's just a very good con man. Even more likely this video exists because those girls are REALLY stupid. But it's most likely fake/selectively edited anyway.

It's not "attractive" guys who get away with this kind of stuff. It's confident guys who have a nose for naive marks.


I am curious how many girls said no.

As I said above I think confidence plays a big role, but if these guys were ugly the reaction by the girls woudl have been much worse, confident or no.
 
2013-03-11 08:27:53 AM

liam76: As I said above I think confidence plays a big role, but if these guys were ugly the reaction by the girls woudl have been much worse, confident or no.


Enough confidence and knowledge of nonverbal communication can cover up a lot of flaws. You certainly don't have to be a model to pull that off. Even an average guy can do it. It may take slightly longer but so long as you're not morbidly obese/not dressed like a hobo/have showered recently you should do.
 
2013-03-11 09:05:02 AM

The Great EZE: liam76: As I said above I think confidence plays a big role, but if these guys were ugly the reaction by the girls woudl have been much worse, confident or no.

Enough confidence and knowledge of nonverbal communication can cover up a lot of flaws. You certainly don't have to be a model to pull that off. Even an average guy can do it. It may take slightly longer but so long as you're not morbidly obese/not dressed like a hobo/have showered recently you should do.


My point here is with this move, yes you need to be attractive, because it isn't  along interaction.  If the girls think it is creppy or not is going to largely depend on how you look.
 
2013-03-11 09:18:20 AM

liam76: My point here is with this move, yes you need to be attractive, because it isn't  along interaction.  If the girls think it is creppy or not is going to largely depend on how you look.


I think you're discounting other facts like confidence, manipulation, and persistence. Girls are people too and people will generally give you a few seconds of their time, especially if you act like you're in distress in need to contact your mother.

Besides, I'm sure more girls reacted negatively than this video let on. We don't even get to see the real reactions of the girls who were shown. Chances are most of them would tell their friends about the creep/asshole who stole their phone number later that night.
 
2013-03-11 09:20:06 AM

The Great EZE: I think you're discounting other factors like confidence, manipulation, and persistence. Girls are people too and people will generally give you a few seconds of their time, especially if you act like you're in distress in andneed to contact your mother.


FTFM. It's early.
 
2013-03-11 12:21:55 PM

DeltaPunch: That was dumb.

This is how you get a girl to put her number in your phone.


That's good... but this is even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCiS_CMShRs
 
2013-03-11 01:12:04 PM
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