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(Showbiz 411)   Replacements for Hasselbeck and Behar on The View? First name on the short list - Brooke Shields   (showbiz411.com) divider line 31
    More: Followup, Joy Behar, Brooke Shields, human beings, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, digital signals, Rosie O Donnell, Barbara Walters  
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2013-03-10 12:05:05 AM  
She has great eyebrows.
 
2013-03-10 12:59:56 AM  
Lisa Lampanelli couldn't get on because no one could hear anything over the bleeps.

I wanna suggest an effeminate male, but how about John Boehner. He cries as much as any woman.
 
2013-03-10 01:10:48 AM  
I'd suggest Angie Harmon, if they're looking for a conservative woman who is also intellegent.
 
2013-03-10 03:43:00 AM  

SilentStrider: I'd suggest Angie Harmon, if they're looking for a conservative woman who is also intellegent.


I'm also looking for a unicorn, but that sh*t ain't happening.
 
2013-03-10 04:18:27 AM  

SilentStrider: I'd suggest Angie Harmon, if they're looking for a conservative woman who is also intellegent.


What about former Governor Sarah "Barracuda" Palin?  She's pretty.
 
2013-03-10 06:12:03 AM  
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2013-03-10 06:17:21 AM  
-Insert Blue Lagoon child porn comment here.-
 
2013-03-10 07:05:58 AM  
Let it be Brooke Sheilds...and on her first day on screen I want Woopie to pull out a photo of her naked in a bathtub as a kid and ask her why she's ok with this filth ruining the minds of good Americans...

I would love to hear her high pitched scream as her head explodes.
 
2013-03-10 07:09:39 AM  

MurphyMurphy: -Insert Blue Lagoon child porn comment here


She was hot in that desert island movie she did.
/takes seat
//how old was she in that movie?
 
2013-03-10 07:12:57 AM  

weirdneighbour: MurphyMurphy: -Insert Blue Lagoon child porn comment here

She was hot in that desert island movie she did.
/takes seat
//how old was she in that movie?


Movie from 1980, she was born in 1965.. about 15.
 
2013-03-10 07:20:39 AM  

Alphax: weirdneighbour: MurphyMurphy: -Insert Blue Lagoon child porn comment here

She was hot in that desert island movie she did.
/takes seat
//how old was she in that movie?

Movie from 1980, she was born in 1965.. about 15.


Awesome...
/nice view from this window seat
 
2013-03-10 08:16:53 AM  

syrynxx: SilentStrider: I'd suggest Angie Harmon, if they're looking for a conservative woman who is also intellegent.

What about former Governor Sarah "Barracuda" Palin?  She's pretty.


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2013-03-10 08:30:17 AM  
Ann Coulter and Michele Malkin. It's what America deserves.
 
2013-03-10 08:45:20 AM  

Alphax: Movie from 1980, she was born in 1965.. about 15.


and yet that's not the most disgusting role she's ever had.
 
2013-03-10 09:11:37 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Alphax: Movie from 1980, she was born in 1965.. about 15.

and yet that's not the most disgusting role she's ever had.


Her La-Z-Boy furniture commercials aren't that bad.
 
2013-03-10 09:17:18 AM  

Wolf892: Let it be Brooke Sheilds...and on her first day on screen I want Woopie to pull out a photo of her naked in a bathtub as a kid and ask her why she's ok with this filth ruining the minds of good Americans...

I would love to hear her high pitched scream as her head explodes.


Yes, watching Whoopi "It wasn't rape-rape " Goldberg's head explode would get me to watch "The View".
 
2013-03-10 09:41:16 AM  
Replacements for Hasselbeck ?

They need to hire Joe Gibbs as producer, who will start by bringing in Stacy Brunell as a stop-gap, until they can draft Jason Campbell's......oh, never mind.
 
2013-03-10 09:48:38 AM  
If they want to keep a somewhat conservative voice on the show, there's only one person that I can think of that wouldn't come off like a confronational harpy.  This chick:

gotliberty.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-10 09:53:36 AM  
In Pretty Baby she was 12.
 
2013-03-10 10:07:33 AM  
The last time Brooke Shields hosted a talk show it didn't go so well.
 
2013-03-10 10:11:24 AM  

SilentStrider: I'd suggest Angie Harmon, if they're looking for a conservative woman who is also intellegent.


I would suggest a move away from politics toward something more in line with hosts' and audiences' abilities like  cooking or child rearing.  With some entirely new hosts (meaning attractive heterosexuals) they could go the cosmopolitian magazine route.  To gain an entirely new viewing demographic they could go this route.

img.izismile.com

thechive.files.wordpress.com

Or they can just keep the screaming harpies since, like relaity TV, their seems to be an audience.
 
2013-03-10 10:30:56 AM  
Yappity-yappity-yappity-yap.
 
2013-03-10 10:40:24 AM  

hasty ambush: Or they can just keep the screaming harpies since, like relaity TV, their seems to be an audience.


I just created a new disease in my head, screaming herpes.

Very disturbing imagery.
 
2013-03-10 10:58:48 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Alphax: Movie from 1980, she was born in 1965.. about 15.

and yet that's not the most disgusting role she's ever had.


CSB alert:

I once worked at the hotel where "Pretty Baby" was filmed. I worked behind their very popular bar. Upon getting the job I decided that I needed to see the movie and...damn did that skeeve me out.

/the hotel still looks exactly the same as it did in the film, right down to the furniture, despite Katrina damage
 
2013-03-10 10:59:07 AM  
mother of god, I would do (weather forecasting jargon) to her
/obviously talking about weather chick, can't bring up pic
 
2013-03-10 12:14:04 PM  
Are they going to give the other hosts booster seats so they all look the same height?
 
2013-03-10 12:38:03 PM  
I guess we shouldn't expect Tom Cruise to jump on that couch anytime soon.
 
2013-03-10 02:05:05 PM  
Brooke Shields has been very attractive for several decades.
 
2013-03-10 04:30:25 PM  
Doesn't matter. That show just told half of America to fark off, Oprah-style. And you see what it did for Oprah. Her show ratings got cut in half and now she can't get anyone to watch her channel. Six years ago an Oprah Channel would have been a massive hit immediately.

After limping through next season, ABC will cancel The View. But, they will give BW the chance to end it gracefully herself, so it looks like her decision.
 
2013-03-10 04:50:19 PM  
Isn't she technically still property of Christian Troy?
 
2013-03-10 10:47:53 PM  
Intelligent?  Well reasoned?  Keeps her temper?  How about

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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