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(KHOU Houston)   Cute 25-year-old art teacher arrested for sex with student, looks really happy about the whole experience (w/mugshot)   (khou.com) divider line 24
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2013-03-09 11:01:43 PM  
8 votes:
media.khou.com

files-cdn.formspring.me
2013-03-09 09:43:55 PM  
5 votes:
img835.imageshack.us

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."
2013-03-09 11:48:55 PM  
4 votes:
2013-03-09 10:14:56 PM  
4 votes:
media.twirlit.com
2013-03-09 07:44:19 PM  
4 votes:
That is a rather "Doesn't Matter, Had Sex" kind of grin.
2013-03-10 12:47:19 AM  
3 votes:
Me? At 15?

www.nastyhobbit.org

/'Course, I wouldn't tell anyone.
2013-03-09 09:10:11 PM  
3 votes:

SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.


Agreed.

She's way cuter than the other female school worker accused of having sex with minors a few threads down.

/10 more of these stories and we can make a calender.
2013-03-09 11:14:17 PM  
2 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2013-03-09 10:32:36 PM  
2 votes:

xanadian: That is one rough

RUFF-looking 25.

FTFY
2013-03-09 10:13:20 PM  
2 votes:
She has old lady jaw and a Dr. Sivana fivehead.
2013-03-10 04:26:22 AM  
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-03-10 01:20:05 AM  
1 votes:
www.biography.com
2013-03-10 01:16:14 AM  
1 votes:

ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.



imageshack.us
2013-03-10 12:45:37 AM  
1 votes:
How do these teens do it? I'm 31 and can't even convince a women to meet up with me. These dudes get nude shots, BJs, and sex by just showing up for class.

Maybe I should just go back to high school.
2013-03-09 11:46:06 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img835.imageshack.us image 470x261]

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."


And then she's going to get serious.
2013-03-09 11:45:48 PM  
1 votes:
I see all the Studmen69 just getting home from a stud69ly-night out have reported in this thread.
2013-03-09 11:40:10 PM  
1 votes:

Yogimus: ongbok: Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.

1. Never tell her your real name.
2. Use alcohol as a weapon.
3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.


That will work, until she does something sexually to you that a mentally stable woman won't do, like gives you a rusty trombone, and if you don't have a strong enough mind you will keep going back, giving her more and more ammunition to emotionally crush you. It takes a lot of crazy for a man to be able to take that and turn it back around on a crazy chick.
2013-03-09 11:17:31 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.


1. Never tell her your real name.
2. Use alcohol as a weapon.
3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.
2013-03-09 11:16:08 PM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: ongbok: SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.

She looks like Robert Englund

Now that you mention it, she does a little.

Excuse me, I must go fap now.

Just remember to take the glove off first.

2013-03-09 11:14:39 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.

She looks like Robert Englund


Now that you mention it, she does a little.

Excuse me, I must go fap now.
2013-03-09 10:42:00 PM  
1 votes:
OH MY GOD! STOP SLEEPING WITH YOUR STUDENTS!!!!!!

Seriously, wtf??? Kids are freaking GROSS!
2013-03-09 10:23:14 PM  
1 votes:
I'm gonna go with "What is crystal meth," Alex.
2013-03-09 10:17:47 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img835.imageshack.us image 470x261]

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."




So you've met my ex girlfriend.
2013-03-09 07:24:04 PM  
1 votes:
since when is "sexual" assault a crime
it happens every day
in villages in Iran
 
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