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(KHOU Houston)   Cute 25-year-old art teacher arrested for sex with student, looks really happy about the whole experience (w/mugshot)   (khou.com) divider line 81
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2013-03-09 11:53:22 PM  

jtown: And then she's going to get serious.


*chokes on drink*

Nice!


Amusement: Fear comes in many forms -- today it's from a 25 year old with a Cheshire Cat grin


More of a Joker grin.

Too few teeth showing for the full-on Cheshire Cat grin.
 
2013-03-10 12:06:10 AM  

gerbilpox: 8 inches: Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.



I would, and you would too.


I stand corrected.
 
2013-03-10 12:15:40 AM  

Old Man Winter: That is a rather "Doesn't Matter, Had Sex" kind of grin.


And that, ladies and gentleman, is the bottom line. If you're farking, you're happy.
 
2013-03-10 12:16:07 AM  
These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.

Oh, and guess what? If these ladies get pregnant after raping boys, they can still get child support judgements against them (rather, the boy's parents are on the hook. Also, they have no rights to get custody of the child if she carries to delivery, even though she raped the father).
 
2013-03-10 12:17:12 AM  

8 inches: gerbilpox: 8 inches: Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.

I would, and you would too.

I stand corrected.


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2013-03-10 12:26:06 AM  

ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.

Oh, and guess what? If these ladies get pregnant after raping boys, they can still get child support judgements against them (rather, the boy's parents are on the hook. Also, they have no rights to get custody of the child if she carries to delivery, even though she raped the father).


You said rape twice.
 
2013-03-10 12:45:37 AM  
How do these teens do it? I'm 31 and can't even convince a women to meet up with me. These dudes get nude shots, BJs, and sex by just showing up for class.

Maybe I should just go back to high school.
 
2013-03-10 12:47:19 AM  
Me? At 15?

www.nastyhobbit.org

/'Course, I wouldn't tell anyone.
 
2013-03-10 01:15:14 AM  
media.khou.com
Definative "I GOT LAID!" expression.  Musta been a hellova dry spell.
 
2013-03-10 01:16:14 AM  

ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.



imageshack.us
 
2013-03-10 01:20:05 AM  
www.biography.com
 
2013-03-10 01:27:04 AM  
Damnit, I wanted to nail my 25-year-old art teacher in HS...

/Would hit it
 
2013-03-10 01:35:09 AM  
Given the circumstances Subby, I would guess that is not the happy face. It is the crazy face.
 
2013-03-10 03:15:14 AM  
Eh, I would...

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Yeah.  Why not?
 
2013-03-10 03:26:58 AM  
Mona Lisa with a shiat eating grin and a tank top.

I got a 13 year old boy as the icing on the cake when I got married. He and his buddies grew up around me. All handsome, appealing boys. They are 21 now and are still kids to me - I'm so creeped out by these stories. Yet at 20, I had a 16 year old boy toy. Funny how one's perspective changes. I wasn't an authority figure to him at least. I like to think it was win/win.
 
2013-03-10 04:02:52 AM  

freetomato: Mona Lisa with a shiat eating grin and a tank top.

I got a 13 year old boy as the icing on the cake when I got married. He and his buddies grew up around me. All handsome, appealing boys. They are 21 now and are still kids to me - I'm so creeped out by these stories. Yet at 20, I had a 16 year old boy toy. Funny how one's perspective changes. I wasn't an authority figure to him at least. I like to think it was win/win.


On your period of "20/16"  story.... I had a similar experience (I was the 16). I do not regret a second of that experience as it was part of my "growing up". And I appreciate what was shared. Not all that is shared in those disparity of ages are bad things. I suppose we all should know when we are ready for adult relationships.... and others should be similarly observant.
 
2013-03-10 04:26:22 AM  
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2013-03-10 04:30:05 AM  
I don't understand these teens that get laid and then the parent who isn't like
"Damn son, that's like every kid's dream to get teach to gobble the knob and/or give ya the ole squeezebox.  She's cute enough that you shouldn't feel like you was abused.  Continue hitting that as long as possible."
 
2013-03-10 05:06:11 AM  

ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.

Oh, and guess what? If these ladies get pregnant after raping boys, they can still get child support judgements against them (rather, the boy's parents are on the hook. Also, they have no rights to get custody of the child if she carries to delivery, even though she raped the father).


Thirty--one states allow rapists to sue for custody.
 
2013-03-10 06:05:58 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: since when is "sexual" assault a crime
it happens every day
in villages in Iran


You really need to start watching other channels than Fox.
 
2013-03-10 06:08:34 AM  

CasperImproved: freetomato: Mona Lisa with a shiat eating grin and a tank top.

I got a 13 year old boy as the icing on the cake when I got married. He and his buddies grew up around me. All handsome, appealing boys. They are 21 now and are still kids to me - I'm so creeped out by these stories. Yet at 20, I had a 16 year old boy toy. Funny how one's perspective changes. I wasn't an authority figure to him at least. I like to think it was win/win.

On your period of "20/16"  story.... I had a similar experience (I was the 16). I do not regret a second of that experience as it was part of my "growing up". And I appreciate what was shared. Not all that is shared in those disparity of ages are bad things. I suppose we all should know when we are ready for adult relationships.... and others should be similarly observant.


I was 14 and lost my virginity to a 19 year old punk rock chick in the back of my step brother's car. I was not ready but hey, when are you ever? The best way to learn is to do. And I thank her for the things she taught me that I promptly shared.

/She didn't know how young I was, being able to grow a beard was awesome when I was younger
//Probably heavily influenced my tastes and made me far more comfortable with my body then other teenagers
 
2013-03-10 06:33:06 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Me? At 15?

[www.nastyhobbit.org image 500x448]

/'Course, I wouldn't tell anyone.


eww
 
2013-03-10 08:33:23 AM  

freetomato: Yet at 20, I had a 16 year old boy toy. Funny how one's perspective changes. I wasn't an authority figure to him at least. I like to think it was win/win.


As a guy who pretty much only slept with women 4-10 years older all through high school, I salute you and your ilk.  Thanks for making the worst years of a young man's life tolerable.  You're a peach.
 
2013-03-10 08:37:02 AM  

gerbilpox: ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.


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rape rape is consensual cause both sides are raping the other person
 
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2013-03-10 08:38:54 AM  

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: xanadian: That is one roughRUFF-looking 25.

FTFY


Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek.
 
2013-03-10 08:56:45 AM  
She painted a happy little ending?
 
2013-03-10 10:10:31 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.

Oh, and guess what? If these ladies get pregnant after raping boys, they can still get child support judgements against them (rather, the boy's parents are on the hook. Also, they have no rights to get custody of the child if she carries to delivery, even though she raped the father).

Thirty--one states allow rapists to sue for custody.


Wrong. Children cannot sue for the right of custody.
 
2013-03-10 10:18:40 AM  

TotallyHeadless: How do these teens do it? I'm 31 and can't even convince a women to meet up with me. These dudes get nude shots, BJs, and sex by just showing up for class.

Maybe I should just go back to high school.


Still got that whole 'restraining' order hovering over my head .....
 
2013-03-10 12:24:10 PM  
On Fark, she's a 10.
In real life she's a 5.
 
2013-03-10 04:10:07 PM  

ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape.


Yes because these two things are the same:

16-year-old "Please, I want you, I need you, I have to have you or my life isn't worth living."
25-year-old "Okay"

25-year-old "Take your clothes off and let me do you or I'll cut your throat with this knife"
16-year-old "Okay"

You are correct that they are both RAPE -- and that means that the word "RAPE"???
Anyone???
 
2013-03-10 07:01:17 PM  

OhioKnight: ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape.

Yes because these two things are the same:

16-year-old "Please, I want you, I need you, I have to have you or my life isn't worth living."
25-year-old "Okay"

25-year-old "Take your clothes off and let me do you or I'll cut your throat with this knife"
16-year-old "Okay"

You are correct that they are both RAPE -- and that means that the word "RAPE"???
Anyone???


the 2nd one is called rape.  because a) the man was going wayy to fast in a relationship   b) he was gay.  and not being serious with his threat (who is)??  seriously it's rape.  why would you even be gay about rape.  cause it's a fetish?/  geez
 
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