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2013-03-09 07:24:04 PM  
since when is "sexual" assault a crime
it happens every day
in villages in Iran
 
2013-03-09 07:29:26 PM  
Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.
 
2013-03-09 07:44:19 PM  
That is a rather "Doesn't Matter, Had Sex" kind of grin.
 
2013-03-09 08:02:38 PM  
hole experience
 
2013-03-09 09:07:52 PM  
Yup. Cute.
 
2013-03-09 09:10:11 PM  

SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.


Agreed.

She's way cuter than the other female school worker accused of having sex with minors a few threads down.

/10 more of these stories and we can make a calender.
 
2013-03-09 09:12:10 PM  
That is one rough-looking 25.
 
2013-03-09 09:43:55 PM  
img835.imageshack.us

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."
 
2013-03-09 10:01:31 PM  

quatchi: SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.

Agreed.

She's way cuter than the other female school worker accused of having sex with minors a few threads down.

/10 more of these stories and we can make a calender.


sex with a miner?

like a gold miner??
 
2013-03-09 10:13:20 PM  
She has old lady jaw and a Dr. Sivana fivehead.
 
2013-03-09 10:14:56 PM  
media.twirlit.com
 
2013-03-09 10:16:03 PM  
Check it, that's THREE in one day.  And fifty bucks says not one of them does anything more than 5 years probation.
 
2013-03-09 10:16:29 PM  

xanadian: That is one rough-looking 25.


Yeah. I'm 27 and she looks older than I do.
 
2013-03-09 10:17:47 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img835.imageshack.us image 470x261]

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."




So you've met my ex girlfriend.
 
2013-03-09 10:18:50 PM  
More likely, 25 plus 10.
 
2013-03-09 10:19:30 PM  
a 25 year old can in no way sexually assault a 14-18 year old. from 8th grade on isn't that a goal?

i think kids today have the understanding that if you can nail a teacher a few times then come clean it will end up being a nice payday after the fact.
 
2013-03-09 10:23:14 PM  
I'm gonna go with "What is crystal meth," Alex.
 
2013-03-09 10:26:49 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: sex with a miner?

like a gold miner??


I aint saying she's a gold digger...
 
2013-03-09 10:32:06 PM  
Usually I brace myself for horror when I click on a Fark link with the words "cute, 25 year old, art, and happy".

*braces self, clicks*

YOU TOLD ME THE TRUTH!!!
HOW COULD YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH?!?!
YOU WERE HONEST WITH ME!!!
HOW CAN YOU BE HONEST WITH ME?!?!
HOW COULD YOU???

*runs sobbing*
 
2013-03-09 10:32:12 PM  

SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.


She looks like Robert Englund
 
2013-03-09 10:32:36 PM  

xanadian: That is one rough

RUFF-looking 25.

FTFY
 
2013-03-09 10:33:13 PM  
assault? did she punch him in the nuts??
 
2013-03-09 10:33:17 PM  
Bob nose all about it
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-03-09 10:35:49 PM  
She looks like she'd be up for an energetic romp. Lord knows I've seen worse.
 
2013-03-09 10:42:00 PM  
OH MY GOD! STOP SLEEPING WITH YOUR STUDENTS!!!!!!

Seriously, wtf??? Kids are freaking GROSS!
 
2013-03-09 10:51:38 PM  

KrispyKritter: Bob nose all about it
[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 390x488]


Holy crap, good call.

That's just creepy.
 
2013-03-09 10:58:52 PM  
Has anyone got a tally for this whole sex with students thing, cause it seems like there's a woman being arrested for this somewhere in America roughly once a day now.
 
2013-03-09 10:59:34 PM  
It takes a village...
 
2013-03-09 11:01:38 PM  

8 inches: Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.


morallowground.com

I would, and you would too.
 
2013-03-09 11:01:43 PM  

media.khou.com

files-cdn.formspring.me

 
2013-03-09 11:06:03 PM  
Nice.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-09 11:06:47 PM  
Why is Mr. Burns wearing a wig and a fluorescent hoodie?
 
2013-03-09 11:07:55 PM  

VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]


I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.
 
2013-03-09 11:09:54 PM  

gerbilpox: 8 inches: Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.

I would, and you would too.


I would 3.
 
2013-03-09 11:11:01 PM  
Need to see a full-length body shot before I can pass moral judgment here.
 
2013-03-09 11:13:29 PM  
I thought you said she was cute.

/liar
 
2013-03-09 11:14:17 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-09 11:14:39 PM  

ongbok: SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.

She looks like Robert Englund


Now that you mention it, she does a little.

Excuse me, I must go fap now.
 
2013-03-09 11:15:07 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I thought you said she was cute.

/liar


Hello,

This is a website we like to call fark. Welcome.
 
2013-03-09 11:15:53 PM  

Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.


Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.
 
2013-03-09 11:16:08 PM  

SilentStrider: ongbok: SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.

She looks like Robert Englund

Now that you mention it, she does a little.

Excuse me, I must go fap now.

Just remember to take the glove off first.

 
2013-03-09 11:17:31 PM  

ongbok: Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.


1. Never tell her your real name.
2. Use alcohol as a weapon.
3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.
 
2013-03-09 11:40:10 PM  

Yogimus: ongbok: Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.

1. Never tell her your real name.
2. Use alcohol as a weapon.
3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.


That will work, until she does something sexually to you that a mentally stable woman won't do, like gives you a rusty trombone, and if you don't have a strong enough mind you will keep going back, giving her more and more ammunition to emotionally crush you. It takes a lot of crazy for a man to be able to take that and turn it back around on a crazy chick.
 
2013-03-09 11:44:09 PM  

ongbok: Yogimus: ongbok: Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.

1. Never tell her your real name.
2. Use alcohol as a weapon.
3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.

That will work, until she does something sexually to you that a mentally stable woman won't do, like gives you a rusty trombone, and if you don't have a strong enough mind you will keep going back, giving her more and more ammunition to emotionally crush you. It takes a lot of crazy for a man to be able to take that and turn it back around on a crazy chick.


I think you just sold me on that ride.
 
2013-03-09 11:45:41 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img835.imageshack.us image 470x261]

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and *throw a cinder block through your microwave* after setting fire to whatever burns easily."


Well, at least it's not the cat.  Fear comes in many forms -- today it's from a 25 year old with a Cheshire Cat grin and a sense that no restraining order will keep her legs closed from Jr.
 
2013-03-09 11:45:48 PM  
I see all the Studmen69 just getting home from a stud69ly-night out have reported in this thread.
 
2013-03-09 11:46:06 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img835.imageshack.us image 470x261]

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."


And then she's going to get serious.
 
2013-03-09 11:48:27 PM  

Jarhead_h: Has anyone got a tally for this whole sex with students thing, cause it seems like there's a woman being arrested for this somewhere in America roughly once a day now.


Here's a list, though probably not complete. I count 247. (Way too much time on my hands.)

Ugh. For most of these, it really would be assault. Not many Debra LaFave's.

I tell ya, if my current mind was back in my teenage body, I'd be hitting on every decent-looking teacher and staffer.

/all 2 of them
 
2013-03-09 11:48:55 PM  
 
2013-03-09 11:50:00 PM  
img835.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-09 11:53:22 PM  

jtown: And then she's going to get serious.


*chokes on drink*

Nice!


Amusement: Fear comes in many forms -- today it's from a 25 year old with a Cheshire Cat grin


More of a Joker grin.

Too few teeth showing for the full-on Cheshire Cat grin.
 
2013-03-10 12:06:10 AM  

gerbilpox: 8 inches: Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.

I would, and you would too.


I stand corrected.
 
2013-03-10 12:15:40 AM  

Old Man Winter: That is a rather "Doesn't Matter, Had Sex" kind of grin.


And that, ladies and gentleman, is the bottom line. If you're farking, you're happy.
 
2013-03-10 12:16:07 AM  
These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.

Oh, and guess what? If these ladies get pregnant after raping boys, they can still get child support judgements against them (rather, the boy's parents are on the hook. Also, they have no rights to get custody of the child if she carries to delivery, even though she raped the father).
 
2013-03-10 12:17:12 AM  

8 inches: gerbilpox: 8 inches: Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.

I would, and you would too.

I stand corrected.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-10 12:26:06 AM  

ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.

Oh, and guess what? If these ladies get pregnant after raping boys, they can still get child support judgements against them (rather, the boy's parents are on the hook. Also, they have no rights to get custody of the child if she carries to delivery, even though she raped the father).


You said rape twice.
 
2013-03-10 12:45:37 AM  
How do these teens do it? I'm 31 and can't even convince a women to meet up with me. These dudes get nude shots, BJs, and sex by just showing up for class.

Maybe I should just go back to high school.
 
2013-03-10 12:47:19 AM  
Me? At 15?

www.nastyhobbit.org

/'Course, I wouldn't tell anyone.
 
2013-03-10 01:15:14 AM  
media.khou.com
Definative "I GOT LAID!" expression.  Musta been a hellova dry spell.
 
2013-03-10 01:16:14 AM  

ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.



imageshack.us
 
2013-03-10 01:20:05 AM  
www.biography.com
 
2013-03-10 01:27:04 AM  
Damnit, I wanted to nail my 25-year-old art teacher in HS...

/Would hit it
 
2013-03-10 01:35:09 AM  
Given the circumstances Subby, I would guess that is not the happy face. It is the crazy face.
 
2013-03-10 03:15:14 AM  
Eh, I would...

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Yeah.  Why not?
 
2013-03-10 03:26:58 AM  
Mona Lisa with a shiat eating grin and a tank top.

I got a 13 year old boy as the icing on the cake when I got married. He and his buddies grew up around me. All handsome, appealing boys. They are 21 now and are still kids to me - I'm so creeped out by these stories. Yet at 20, I had a 16 year old boy toy. Funny how one's perspective changes. I wasn't an authority figure to him at least. I like to think it was win/win.
 
2013-03-10 04:02:52 AM  

freetomato: Mona Lisa with a shiat eating grin and a tank top.

I got a 13 year old boy as the icing on the cake when I got married. He and his buddies grew up around me. All handsome, appealing boys. They are 21 now and are still kids to me - I'm so creeped out by these stories. Yet at 20, I had a 16 year old boy toy. Funny how one's perspective changes. I wasn't an authority figure to him at least. I like to think it was win/win.


On your period of "20/16"  story.... I had a similar experience (I was the 16). I do not regret a second of that experience as it was part of my "growing up". And I appreciate what was shared. Not all that is shared in those disparity of ages are bad things. I suppose we all should know when we are ready for adult relationships.... and others should be similarly observant.
 
2013-03-10 04:26:22 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-10 04:30:05 AM  
I don't understand these teens that get laid and then the parent who isn't like
"Damn son, that's like every kid's dream to get teach to gobble the knob and/or give ya the ole squeezebox.  She's cute enough that you shouldn't feel like you was abused.  Continue hitting that as long as possible."
 
2013-03-10 05:06:11 AM  

ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.

Oh, and guess what? If these ladies get pregnant after raping boys, they can still get child support judgements against them (rather, the boy's parents are on the hook. Also, they have no rights to get custody of the child if she carries to delivery, even though she raped the father).


Thirty--one states allow rapists to sue for custody.
 
2013-03-10 06:05:58 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: since when is "sexual" assault a crime
it happens every day
in villages in Iran


You really need to start watching other channels than Fox.
 
2013-03-10 06:08:34 AM  

CasperImproved: freetomato: Mona Lisa with a shiat eating grin and a tank top.

I got a 13 year old boy as the icing on the cake when I got married. He and his buddies grew up around me. All handsome, appealing boys. They are 21 now and are still kids to me - I'm so creeped out by these stories. Yet at 20, I had a 16 year old boy toy. Funny how one's perspective changes. I wasn't an authority figure to him at least. I like to think it was win/win.

On your period of "20/16"  story.... I had a similar experience (I was the 16). I do not regret a second of that experience as it was part of my "growing up". And I appreciate what was shared. Not all that is shared in those disparity of ages are bad things. I suppose we all should know when we are ready for adult relationships.... and others should be similarly observant.


I was 14 and lost my virginity to a 19 year old punk rock chick in the back of my step brother's car. I was not ready but hey, when are you ever? The best way to learn is to do. And I thank her for the things she taught me that I promptly shared.

/She didn't know how young I was, being able to grow a beard was awesome when I was younger
//Probably heavily influenced my tastes and made me far more comfortable with my body then other teenagers
 
2013-03-10 06:33:06 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Me? At 15?

[www.nastyhobbit.org image 500x448]

/'Course, I wouldn't tell anyone.


eww
 
2013-03-10 08:15:31 AM  

Infernalist: Check it, that's THREE in one day.  And fifty bucks says not one of them does anything more than 5 years probation.


combined?
 
2013-03-10 08:33:23 AM  

freetomato: Yet at 20, I had a 16 year old boy toy. Funny how one's perspective changes. I wasn't an authority figure to him at least. I like to think it was win/win.


As a guy who pretty much only slept with women 4-10 years older all through high school, I salute you and your ilk.  Thanks for making the worst years of a young man's life tolerable.  You're a peach.
 
2013-03-10 08:37:02 AM  

gerbilpox: ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.


[imageshack.us image 399x257]


rape rape is consensual cause both sides are raping the other person
 
wud
2013-03-10 08:38:54 AM  

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: xanadian: That is one roughRUFF-looking 25.

FTFY


Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek.
 
2013-03-10 08:56:45 AM  
She painted a happy little ending?
 
2013-03-10 10:10:31 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape. These women need the book thrown at them.

Oh, and guess what? If these ladies get pregnant after raping boys, they can still get child support judgements against them (rather, the boy's parents are on the hook. Also, they have no rights to get custody of the child if she carries to delivery, even though she raped the father).

Thirty--one states allow rapists to sue for custody.


Wrong. Children cannot sue for the right of custody.
 
2013-03-10 10:18:40 AM  

TotallyHeadless: How do these teens do it? I'm 31 and can't even convince a women to meet up with me. These dudes get nude shots, BJs, and sex by just showing up for class.

Maybe I should just go back to high school.


Still got that whole 'restraining' order hovering over my head .....
 
2013-03-10 12:24:10 PM  
On Fark, she's a 10.
In real life she's a 5.
 
2013-03-10 04:10:07 PM  

ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape.


Yes because these two things are the same:

16-year-old "Please, I want you, I need you, I have to have you or my life isn't worth living."
25-year-old "Okay"

25-year-old "Take your clothes off and let me do you or I'll cut your throat with this knife"
16-year-old "Okay"

You are correct that they are both RAPE -- and that means that the word "RAPE"???
Anyone???
 
2013-03-10 07:01:17 PM  

OhioKnight: ramblinwreck: These reporters need to stop saying male CHILDREN are "seduced" and other similar language. It is RAPE. If you cannot consent, it's farking rape.

Yes because these two things are the same:

16-year-old "Please, I want you, I need you, I have to have you or my life isn't worth living."
25-year-old "Okay"

25-year-old "Take your clothes off and let me do you or I'll cut your throat with this knife"
16-year-old "Okay"

You are correct that they are both RAPE -- and that means that the word "RAPE"???
Anyone???


the 2nd one is called rape.  because a) the man was going wayy to fast in a relationship   b) he was gay.  and not being serious with his threat (who is)??  seriously it's rape.  why would you even be gay about rape.  cause it's a fetish?/  geez
 
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