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(KHOU Houston)   Cute 25-year-old art teacher arrested for sex with student, looks really happy about the whole experience (w/mugshot)   (khou.com) divider line 81
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2013-03-09 07:24:04 PM  
since when is "sexual" assault a crime
it happens every day
in villages in Iran
 
2013-03-09 07:29:26 PM  
Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.
 
2013-03-09 07:44:19 PM  
That is a rather "Doesn't Matter, Had Sex" kind of grin.
 
2013-03-09 08:02:38 PM  
hole experience
 
2013-03-09 09:07:52 PM  
Yup. Cute.
 
2013-03-09 09:10:11 PM  

SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.


Agreed.

She's way cuter than the other female school worker accused of having sex with minors a few threads down.

/10 more of these stories and we can make a calender.
 
2013-03-09 09:12:10 PM  
That is one rough-looking 25.
 
2013-03-09 09:43:55 PM  
img835.imageshack.us

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."
 
2013-03-09 10:01:31 PM  

quatchi: SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.

Agreed.

She's way cuter than the other female school worker accused of having sex with minors a few threads down.

/10 more of these stories and we can make a calender.


sex with a miner?

like a gold miner??
 
2013-03-09 10:13:20 PM  
She has old lady jaw and a Dr. Sivana fivehead.
 
2013-03-09 10:14:56 PM  
media.twirlit.com
 
2013-03-09 10:16:03 PM  
Check it, that's THREE in one day.  And fifty bucks says not one of them does anything more than 5 years probation.
 
2013-03-09 10:16:29 PM  

xanadian: That is one rough-looking 25.


Yeah. I'm 27 and she looks older than I do.
 
2013-03-09 10:17:47 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img835.imageshack.us image 470x261]

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."




So you've met my ex girlfriend.
 
2013-03-09 10:18:50 PM  
More likely, 25 plus 10.
 
2013-03-09 10:19:30 PM  
a 25 year old can in no way sexually assault a 14-18 year old. from 8th grade on isn't that a goal?

i think kids today have the understanding that if you can nail a teacher a few times then come clean it will end up being a nice payday after the fact.
 
2013-03-09 10:23:14 PM  
I'm gonna go with "What is crystal meth," Alex.
 
2013-03-09 10:26:49 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: sex with a miner?

like a gold miner??


I aint saying she's a gold digger...
 
2013-03-09 10:32:06 PM  
Usually I brace myself for horror when I click on a Fark link with the words "cute, 25 year old, art, and happy".

*braces self, clicks*

YOU TOLD ME THE TRUTH!!!
HOW COULD YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH?!?!
YOU WERE HONEST WITH ME!!!
HOW CAN YOU BE HONEST WITH ME?!?!
HOW COULD YOU???

*runs sobbing*
 
2013-03-09 10:32:12 PM  

SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.


She looks like Robert Englund
 
2013-03-09 10:32:36 PM  

xanadian: That is one rough

RUFF-looking 25.

FTFY
 
2013-03-09 10:33:13 PM  
assault? did she punch him in the nuts??
 
2013-03-09 10:33:17 PM  
Bob nose all about it
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-03-09 10:35:49 PM  
She looks like she'd be up for an energetic romp. Lord knows I've seen worse.
 
2013-03-09 10:42:00 PM  
OH MY GOD! STOP SLEEPING WITH YOUR STUDENTS!!!!!!

Seriously, wtf??? Kids are freaking GROSS!
 
2013-03-09 10:51:38 PM  

KrispyKritter: Bob nose all about it
[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 390x488]


Holy crap, good call.

That's just creepy.
 
2013-03-09 10:58:52 PM  
Has anyone got a tally for this whole sex with students thing, cause it seems like there's a woman being arrested for this somewhere in America roughly once a day now.
 
2013-03-09 10:59:34 PM  
It takes a village...
 
2013-03-09 11:01:38 PM  

8 inches: Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.


morallowground.com

I would, and you would too.
 
2013-03-09 11:01:43 PM  
media.khou.com

files-cdn.formspring.me
 
2013-03-09 11:06:03 PM  
Nice.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-09 11:06:47 PM  
Why is Mr. Burns wearing a wig and a fluorescent hoodie?
 
2013-03-09 11:07:55 PM  

VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]


I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.
 
2013-03-09 11:09:54 PM  

gerbilpox: 8 inches: Couldn't get me to sniff enough white-out to hit that.



I would, and you would too.


I would 3.
 
2013-03-09 11:11:01 PM  
Need to see a full-length body shot before I can pass moral judgment here.
 
2013-03-09 11:13:29 PM  
I thought you said she was cute.

/liar
 
2013-03-09 11:14:17 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-09 11:14:39 PM  

ongbok: SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.

She looks like Robert Englund


Now that you mention it, she does a little.

Excuse me, I must go fap now.
 
2013-03-09 11:15:07 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I thought you said she was cute.

/liar


Hello,

This is a website we like to call fark. Welcome.
 
2013-03-09 11:15:53 PM  

Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.


Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.
 
2013-03-09 11:16:08 PM  

SilentStrider: ongbok: SilentStrider: Yup. Cute.

She looks like Robert Englund

Now that you mention it, she does a little.

Excuse me, I must go fap now.

Just remember to take the glove off first.

 
2013-03-09 11:17:31 PM  

ongbok: Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.


1. Never tell her your real name.
2. Use alcohol as a weapon.
3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.
 
2013-03-09 11:40:10 PM  

Yogimus: ongbok: Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.

1. Never tell her your real name.
2. Use alcohol as a weapon.
3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.


That will work, until she does something sexually to you that a mentally stable woman won't do, like gives you a rusty trombone, and if you don't have a strong enough mind you will keep going back, giving her more and more ammunition to emotionally crush you. It takes a lot of crazy for a man to be able to take that and turn it back around on a crazy chick.
 
2013-03-09 11:44:09 PM  

ongbok: Yogimus: ongbok: Yogimus: VaportrailFilms: [media.twirlit.com image 625x427]

I would destroy that crazy chick. Mostly just emotionally.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.

1. Never tell her your real name.
2. Use alcohol as a weapon.
3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.

That will work, until she does something sexually to you that a mentally stable woman won't do, like gives you a rusty trombone, and if you don't have a strong enough mind you will keep going back, giving her more and more ammunition to emotionally crush you. It takes a lot of crazy for a man to be able to take that and turn it back around on a crazy chick.


I think you just sold me on that ride.
 
2013-03-09 11:45:41 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img835.imageshack.us image 470x261]

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and *throw a cinder block through your microwave* after setting fire to whatever burns easily."


Well, at least it's not the cat.  Fear comes in many forms -- today it's from a 25 year old with a Cheshire Cat grin and a sense that no restraining order will keep her legs closed from Jr.
 
2013-03-09 11:45:48 PM  
I see all the Studmen69 just getting home from a stud69ly-night out have reported in this thread.
 
2013-03-09 11:46:06 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img835.imageshack.us image 470x261]

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."


And then she's going to get serious.
 
2013-03-09 11:48:27 PM  

Jarhead_h: Has anyone got a tally for this whole sex with students thing, cause it seems like there's a woman being arrested for this somewhere in America roughly once a day now.


Here's a list, though probably not complete. I count 247. (Way too much time on my hands.)

Ugh. For most of these, it really would be assault. Not many Debra LaFave's.

I tell ya, if my current mind was back in my teenage body, I'd be hitting on every decent-looking teacher and staffer.

/all 2 of them
 
2013-03-09 11:48:55 PM  
 
2013-03-09 11:50:00 PM  
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