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(19 Action News)   There's an app to count your calories, an app that's for exercising, and now there's an app to help determine if you have a sexually transmitted disease   (19actionnews.com) divider line 11
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2013-03-09 04:59:26 PM
You don't have to give your name or e-mail address, but, in order to read your results you'll have to pay 10-bucks.

I guess they figure you were dumb enough to catch an STD, so you may pony up the $10 for a semi-useless diagnosis.
 
2013-03-09 05:15:38 PM
1) have you ever farked in a porno film?

a) yes, i have an STDb) no, i probably do, cause i'm like Ron Jeremy in the sack
 
2013-03-09 09:19:25 PM
Sounds like a complete and total scam.  Unless you answer the question "is your dick dripping?" in the affirmative, how the hell will any app know you've got an STD?
 
2013-03-09 09:47:52 PM
10 PRINT "Probably."
20 END
 
2013-03-09 10:01:46 PM

Demetrius: Sounds like a complete and total scam.  Unless you answer the question "is your dick dripping?" in the affirmative, how the hell will any app know you've got an STD?


My dick isn't supposed to drip?
 
2013-03-09 10:12:42 PM
So you're paying $10 to take a survey and to get a guess for results? No way anyone is this stupid.
 
2013-03-09 10:38:53 PM
Is there an app that tells me whether I'm getting laid tonight?

I just want to be prepared.
 
2013-03-09 11:17:46 PM
I don't know, I tried it, but I didn't get any results after I peed on my phone
 
2013-03-10 12:28:35 AM
There is an app to tell you where you can get free condoms, female condoms. and personal lube in NYC to prevent needing a STD testing app.

For iOS:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/nyc-condom-finder-by-nyc-health/id41 89 02795?mt=8

and Android:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.findcondoms&hl=en
 
2013-03-10 03:04:29 AM

rogue49: Is there an app that tells me whether I'm getting laid tonight?

I just want to be prepared.


Yes. It's called Fark. And if you're using it, you're not getting laid. Ask me how I know.
 
2013-03-10 03:09:40 PM
"Apps you don't want to find on your girlfriend's phone for $1000, Alex"
 
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