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2013-03-09 03:10:47 PM  
damn he combined beer with marijuana
what the HELL was he thinking

/downs a 40
 
2013-03-09 10:03:57 PM  
It's not really Russian Roulette when you just shoot a guy in the face.
 
2013-03-09 10:04:00 PM  
If only the rest of them had been armed, this tragedy could have been averted.
 
2013-03-09 10:12:49 PM  

Hector Remarkable: It's not really Russian Roulette when you just shoot a guy in the face.


Or beer.  Real Russians use vodak.
 
2013-03-09 10:13:10 PM  
Police also discovered more than one gun in the basement and are looking into how the teens got the beer and marijuana.

I hope that won't take more than 30 seconds of stellar police cognition.
 
2013-03-09 10:17:02 PM  

Hector Remarkable: It's not really Russian Roulette when you just shoot a guy in the face.


My senior year of HS, a classmate had a Russian Roulette program game on TI-85's.  Once you started the game, you were asked if you really wanted to play, if you selected 'no' you were shot.  The only way out was to play and win.  It didn't take me long to hate the program.  I asked him why he even added the question, he stated 'it weeds out the cowards'.  Looking back it was one the stupidest things I was apart of, but atleast I didn't actually play the real RR.
 
2013-03-09 10:22:00 PM  
I'll take "Halfwitted teenagers who've never seen The Deer Hunter" for $200, Alex.....
 
2013-03-09 10:30:08 PM  
Darwin almost gets one...
 
2013-03-09 10:43:32 PM  
Okay subby, I'll be smart and only play Russian roulette when I'm sober.

/that is what you meant right?
 
2013-03-09 10:54:27 PM  
First of all, that's not how you play Russian Roulette. You're supposed to hold a revolver up to your own head and pull the trigger yourself.

It's not a good idea. If you don't want to die, you shouldn't play it . If you do want to die, just put bullets in every chamber and do it but sober up first and at least think about it for a few days. Suicide should not be done on a whim.
 
2013-03-09 10:54:35 PM  

lack of warmth: Hector Remarkable: It's not really Russian Roulette when you just shoot a guy in the face.

My senior year of HS, a classmate had a Russian Roulette program game on TI-85's.  Once you started the game, you were asked if you really wanted to play, if you selected 'no' you were shot.  The only way out was to play and win.  It didn't take me long to hate the program.  I asked him why he even added the question, he stated 'it weeds out the cowards'.  Looking back it was one the stupidest things I was apart of, but atleast I didn't actually play the real RR.


What is this? TI-85's?

Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there... csb
 
2013-03-09 10:57:09 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Police also discovered more than one gun in the basement and are looking into how the teens got the beer and marijuana.

I hope that won't take more than 30 seconds of stellar police cognition.


My favorite part of that sentence is that is seems to imply that the beer and marijuana were the most dangerous things the teens had.  Personally I'd be more interested in finding out where all the guns came from, but we've got that war on drugs to win I guess.
 
2013-03-09 10:57:45 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Could've used this information in 1984
 
2013-03-09 10:58:21 PM  

Hector Remarkable: It's not really Russian Roulette when you just shoot a guy in the face.


Yeah. Knowing the rules is key to the experience.
 
2013-03-09 10:59:57 PM  
Sweet!!! TI85!! I have a few of those!!!

on a second note...  Darwin approves of the method of culling the heard.  Weed, booze and guns!
 
2013-03-09 11:13:11 PM  

painless42: I'll take "Halfwitted teenagers who've never seen The Deer Hunter" for $200, Alex.....


"I want three bullets in the chamber!"

farked. up. film.
 
2013-03-09 11:14:19 PM  

MurphyMurphy: lack of warmth: Hector Remarkable: It's not really Russian Roulette when you just shoot a guy in the face.

My senior year of HS, a classmate had a Russian Roulette program game on TI-85's.  Once you started the game, you were asked if you really wanted to play, if you selected 'no' you were shot.  The only way out was to play and win.  It didn't take me long to hate the program.  I asked him why he even added the question, he stated 'it weeds out the cowards'.  Looking back it was one the stupidest things I was apart of, but atleast I didn't actually play the real RR.

What is this? TI-85's?

Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there... csb


Texas Instrument- 85 graphing calculator, we had a class that required them and you could program very basic simple games into them.  The RR game was the most complex that we could come up with, but it was depressing to play.  I only had it, because it was one way of goofing off while looking like you're working.  You know, job training for cubicle work.
 
2013-03-09 11:38:48 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: damn he combined beer with marijuana
what the HELL was he thinking

/downs a 40


That is a recipe for bad decisions. Not that I would know...
 
2013-03-09 11:41:40 PM  
He picked a bad day to quit using meth.
 
2013-03-09 11:46:45 PM  

painless42: I'll take "Halfwitted teenagers who've never seen The Deer Hunter" for $200, Alex.....


Is that a movie?
 
2013-03-09 11:48:13 PM  
Self-correcting problem.

Almost, that is.
 
2013-03-09 11:55:06 PM  

lack of warmth: MurphyMurphy: lack of warmth: Hector Remarkable: It's not really Russian Roulette when you just shoot a guy in the face.

My senior year of HS, a classmate had a Russian Roulette program game on TI-85's.  Once you started the game, you were asked if you really wanted to play, if you selected 'no' you were shot.  The only way out was to play and win.  It didn't take me long to hate the program.  I asked him why he even added the question, he stated 'it weeds out the cowards'.  Looking back it was one the stupidest things I was apart of, but atleast I didn't actually play the real RR.

What is this? TI-85's?

Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there... csb

Texas Instrument- 85 graphing calculator, we had a class that required them and you could program very basic simple games into them.  The RR game was the most complex that we could come up with, but it was depressing to play.  I only had it, because it was one way of goofing off while looking like you're working.  You know, job training for cubicle work.


How was it depressing to play? What about a russian roulette game on a calculator could possibly be bad?
 
2013-03-10 12:00:17 AM  
Am I in before derrhunter pics?
 
2013-03-10 12:02:28 AM  

Lucidz: lack of warmth: MurphyMurphy: lack of warmth: Hector Remarkable: It's not really Russian Roulette when you just shoot a guy in the face.

My senior year of HS, a classmate had a Russian Roulette program game on TI-85's.  Once you started the game, you were asked if you really wanted to play, if you selected 'no' you were shot.  The only way out was to play and win.  It didn't take me long to hate the program.  I asked him why he even added the question, he stated 'it weeds out the cowards'.  Looking back it was one the stupidest things I was apart of, but atleast I didn't actually play the real RR.

What is this? TI-85's?

Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there... csb

Texas Instrument- 85 graphing calculator, we had a class that required them and you could program very basic simple games into them.  The RR game was the most complex that we could come up with, but it was depressing to play.  I only had it, because it was one way of goofing off while looking like you're working.  You know, job training for cubicle work.

How was it depressing to play? What about a russian roulette game on a calculator could possibly be bad?


...spoken like someone who never knew what it was to play games on a programmable calculator.
 
2013-03-10 12:04:03 AM  
When exactly should they be uttered? When it's time to soberly say, "I'm so terrified you don't think I'm a bad-ass that I'm willing to blow my brains out to prove it?"
 
2013-03-10 12:04:12 AM  
You go Darwin!
 
2013-03-10 12:15:40 AM  
I think Russian Roulette should be legal; shooting people should be legal if you suggest playing Russian Roulette or start farking around with a gun in plain sight and they don't leave within three minutes. Be a good way to start winnowing the chaff out of humanity.
 
2013-03-10 12:18:43 AM  

The Snow Dog: I think Russian Roulette should be legal; shooting people should be legal if you suggest playing Russian Roulette or start farking around with a gun in plain sight and they don't leave within three minutes. Be a good way to start winnowing the chaff out of humanity.


Why not.

/no RR for me, thanks
 
2013-03-10 12:49:55 AM  
Needs to chat -

www.dga.org
 
2013-03-10 12:51:30 AM  
Four words that should never be uttered after a night of drinking beer and smoking weed: Let's play Russian roulette

Fixed.
 
2013-03-10 01:12:51 AM  
Let me guess: it was an automatic.
 
2013-03-10 01:42:19 AM  

The Snow Dog: I think Russian Roulette should be legal; shooting people should be legal if you suggest playing Russian Roulette or start farking around with a gun in plain sight and they don't leave within three minutes. Be a good way to start winnowing the chaff out of humanity.


I agree.

Anyone who's immediate response to "Let's play Russian roulette!" isn't ARE YOU F*CKING INSANE?!??! deserves to die and it should be categorized as suicide and no further investigation need be done.
 
2013-03-10 01:45:35 AM  
Pretty sure this was German Roulette.
 
2013-03-10 03:48:22 AM  

This Face Left Blank: Four words that should never be uttered after a night of drinking beer and smoking weed: Let's play Russian roulette

Fixed.


This. Anything else is irrelevant. The concept of potentially killing yourself just to prove how badass you are is dumb, no matter how sober (or lack thereof) you may be.
 
2013-03-10 04:35:56 AM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: This Face Left Blank: Four words that should never be uttered after a night of drinking beer and smoking weed: Let's play Russian roulette

Fixed.

This. Anything else is irrelevant. The concept of potentially killing yourself just to prove how badass you are is dumb, no matter how sober (or lack thereof) you may be.


About the closest thing to Russian Roulette level of dangerous Ive ever done was ride a kawasaki triple.
 
2013-03-10 04:59:57 AM  

Oldiron_79: About the closest thing to Russian Roulette level of dangerous Ive ever done was ride a kawasaki triple.


I might have that beat.... I deiced to go out on neighbors dock and watch the lightening storm at the other end of the lake - about 10 miles away. Kinda' cool for a while...  I was a dumb 20 something hick.. and didn't realize lightening could jump a few dozen miles, without reason; and, smash a tree a mere 20 feet behind me. Let's just say I quickly went inside after that. Felt like a thousand fire ants it did..
 
2013-03-10 08:19:45 AM  
Self correcting problem for cleaning the shallow end of the gene pool.
 
2013-03-10 10:58:07 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Lucidz: lack of warmth: MurphyMurphy: lack of warmth: Hector Remarkable: It's not really Russian Roulette when you just shoot a guy in the face.

My senior year of HS, a classmate had a Russian Roulette program game on TI-85's.  Once you started the game, you were asked if you really wanted to play, if you selected 'no' you were shot.  The only way out was to play and win.  It didn't take me long to hate the program.  I asked him why he even added the question, he stated 'it weeds out the cowards'.  Looking back it was one the stupidest things I was apart of, but atleast I didn't actually play the real RR.

What is this? TI-85's?

Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there... csb

Texas Instrument- 85 graphing calculator, we had a class that required them and you could program very basic simple games into them.  The RR game was the most complex that we could come up with, but it was depressing to play.  I only had it, because it was one way of goofing off while looking like you're working.  You know, job training for cubicle work.

How was it depressing to play? What about a russian roulette game on a calculator could possibly be bad?

...spoken like someone who never knew what it was to play games on a programmable calculator.


Uh. Wow thanks for being assuming.  I played and wrote games on my calculators.  Perhaps I just wasn't clever enough to play a game that elicited an emotional response.

In point of fact, I designed one of the doom games that was floating around for years back around 95-96.  It was 3d, using all line() calls, and the boards were matrices names with integer values for type of room, type of monster, length of room, left door bool, right door bool, etc.  And I had multiple guns (those were images overlayed on the buffer).

Soooo.. Thanks for saying no experience.
 
2013-03-10 11:12:20 AM  
Four words that should never be uttered after a night of drinking beer and smoking weed: Let's play Russian roulette

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Begs to differ
 
2013-03-10 01:28:33 PM  
What the hell is "felony firearms?"
 
2013-03-10 04:56:25 PM  
See? I'm telling you: nothing good happens after somebody says "Let's do shots!"
 
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