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2013-03-09 08:10:10 PM
4 votes:

KellyKellyKelly: Because she has the nerve to not be a bag of antlers.


She's about actual content over image.

She even said something to the effect of "I make music for ears, not eyes."

So, there's that.  More power to her.
2013-03-09 07:59:57 PM
4 votes:
Just because somebody gets famous doesn't mean they're required to be supermodel jackoff material for everyone....
2013-03-09 07:55:08 PM
3 votes:

WTF Indeed: Who knew asteroids could be fat but still have a pretty face?


Yeah, I don't get this whole "Adele is the fattest person to walk the planet" shiat. She's overweight, sure, but holy Christ, people need to get some perspective, she's not THAT heavy, yet some asshole's always making her sound like she's giving Honey Boo-Boo's mom a run for her money or something. I remember the days when it was the chick from Wilson Philips who was the fat one, at least that made sense... I just don't understand why this Adele chick is the focus of everyone's scorn. Is she a bad singer or something?
2013-03-09 08:24:24 PM
2 votes:
have any of you jaggoffs ever managed to get a bag of antlers "hottie"? Cuz I gotta tell you that the overall effect can kinda be uncomfortable. forget about sharp knees, I'm talking sharp hips!

I'll take average body shape, maybe a little plump any day of the week.

there is nothing wrong with Ms. Adele.

also.. she has a great deal of personal wealth, and I for one would be quite honored to let her buy me stuff.
2013-03-09 07:59:59 PM
2 votes:

Mikey1969: WTF Indeed: Who knew asteroids could be fat but still have a pretty face?

Yeah, I don't get this whole "Adele is the fattest person to walk the planet" shiat. She's overweight, sure, but holy Christ, people need to get some perspective, she's not THAT heavy, yet some asshole's always making her sound like she's giving Honey Boo-Boo's mom a run for her money or something. I remember the days when it was the chick from Wilson Philips who was the fat one, at least that made sense... I just don't understand why this Adele chick is the focus of everyone's scorn. Is she a bad singer or something?


Because she has the nerve to not be a bag of antlers.
2013-03-10 12:33:21 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: WTF Indeed: Who knew asteroids could be fat but still have a pretty face?

Yeah, I don't get this whole "Adele is the fattest person to walk the planet" shiat. She's overweight, sure, but holy Christ, people need to get some perspective, she's not THAT heavy, yet some asshole's always making her sound like she's giving Honey Boo-Boo's mom a run for her money or something. I remember the days when it was the chick from Wilson Philips who was the fat one, at least that made sense... I just don't understand why this Adele chick is the focus of everyone's scorn. Is she a bad singer or something?


She's quite popular, so she could be a very positive role model instead of the very negative role model that she currently is.
Her fans see her and go "being fat's OK!" which is a very very horrible thing to think.

Ironically, if she ever loses the weight, the amount of hate heaped on her from bitter fatties ("she's a traitor to her size!") will eclipse whatever you see here. So she's kind of screwed either way.
2013-03-09 10:29:05 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Yogimus: Meh, I've watched worse...

It's not so much the watching as it is the hearing...


ambercat: Oooo an Adele is fat joke, how edgy.

Here's another one, Adele is fat, so people made jokes about how she would be all sad and desperate and forever alone and unwanted by men due to her fatness when her first album came out, but she went on to have a happier and more stable life (love and otherwise) than Britney, Christina, or Taylor.

Oh, and she's roughly the same age as Taylor Swift too, so just look at them and compare them maturity wise. Size isn't the only thing Adele has more of.

You might appreciate TV show host Adam Hills tearing Joan Rivers a new one over her lazy "DURR HURR HURR ADELE IS FAT" jokes. (pops, not-safe-for-work language, the fun begins at 0:47)


I saw that, and I agreed with him on pretty much all points. Adele is a better role model than most pop stars, and not just because of her weight. Obsession with weight and appearance to the degree that many popstars/actresses have seems to cause nothing but trainwrecks of crazy. I'm not saying everyone should just hoverround around Walmart and be 500 lbs, but I think there's a happy medium that's psychologically better.
2013-03-09 10:08:56 PM
1 votes:

phamwaa: neongoats: TopoGigo: phamwaa: 5. Carnie Wilson

/I hope it was your off hand

a) Janis Joplin
b) Reba Mackintyre (?)

Both may be bigger now, but I would hardly have called them fat when they first rise to fame.

And I'm taking that into consideration also. Said star must have hit the scene in a husky configuration.


I think Joplin has actually lost some weight since her heyday.
2013-03-09 10:06:37 PM
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: The chubby chasers are out in force on Fark white knighting with bags of King Arthur flour at the ready for any opportune moment.  Might as well because if it's the size of Adele that means it's a planet killer.


Nah, Adele's not heavy enough to be a fetish and/or fringe interest. She retains her attractiveness not only because she has a pretty face but because she carries herself well, dresses nicely, has an unusual (but dignified) hairstyle, etc. Mind you, it might be that I'm just grateful to finally see both a singer who doesn't have her rapidly aging tits and backside hanging out all over the place, and an overweight woman who doesn't feel the need to go about in revealing clothes designed for a much thinner woman. It's all about presentation, I suppose.
2013-03-09 09:57:36 PM
1 votes:
chewonthatblog.com


The chubby chasers are out in force on Fark white knighting with bags of King Arthur flour at the ready for any opportune moment.  Might as well because if it's the size of Adele that means it's a planet killer.
2013-03-09 09:34:34 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Need some flour?


The key here is that she's not that fat.

Slightly overweight + seemingly good personality + seemingly stable mentality = top tier pussy among 20-30 year old pop "stars".

/ plus there's the whole thing where I'm significantly her senior...
2013-03-09 09:29:52 PM
1 votes:
I'd bang Adele. I don't care. She's fat. I know. I'd still hit it.
2013-03-09 09:19:49 PM
1 votes:
Oooo an Adele is fat joke, how edgy.

Here's another one, Adele is fat, so people made jokes about how she would be all sad and desperate and forever alone and unwanted by men due to her fatness when her first album came out, but she went on to have a happier and more stable life (love and otherwise) than Britney, Christina, or Taylor.

Oh, and she's roughly the same age as Taylor Swift too, so just look at them and compare them maturity wise. Size isn't the only thing Adele has more of.
2013-03-09 08:57:47 PM
1 votes:
This is how I roll
98.129.4.237
2013-03-09 08:55:26 PM
1 votes:
inglixthemad:

I looked at a friend (gal from Poland) who says pretty much the same thing. In her words: "She can sing well, and has money now. Why is she so fat?"

Because fark you you stringy polish tart? It must really eat the shiat out of the worlds vast population of 'I'm thin and my hair is dyed blonde so why do people still not respect or even want me?' bimbos that the world actually finds this girl, who you would expect to sneer at, both talented, interesting AND sexy.
2013-03-09 07:43:50 PM
1 votes:
Well, that's mean.
2013-03-09 07:38:20 PM
1 votes:
She's talented but yeah, she's a fattie.
2013-03-09 07:36:03 PM
1 votes:
Boooo subby
 
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