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(Russia Today)   Asteroid 'size of Adele' is set to skim past Earth today   (rt.com) divider line 21
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2013-03-09 07:40:44 PM
5 votes:
Dat Asteroid.
2013-03-09 10:14:55 PM
2 votes:

phamwaa: 7.  Ahhh..., Pavarotti.


I was listening to Pavarotti on Youtube the other day and was reminded of a funny story I heard when Princess Diana died. Somebody at the time (I forget who) said "I told my gran that Princess Diana's car crashed because she was being chased by paparazzi on a motorbike, and she replied "but surely he's too fat to get on a motorbike"."
2013-03-09 09:57:36 PM
2 votes:
chewonthatblog.com


The chubby chasers are out in force on Fark white knighting with bags of King Arthur flour at the ready for any opportune moment.  Might as well because if it's the size of Adele that means it's a planet killer.
2013-03-09 08:57:47 PM
2 votes:
This is how I roll
98.129.4.237
2013-03-09 02:21:46 PM
2 votes:
set fire to teh rain??
2013-03-10 12:33:21 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: WTF Indeed: Who knew asteroids could be fat but still have a pretty face?

Yeah, I don't get this whole "Adele is the fattest person to walk the planet" shiat. She's overweight, sure, but holy Christ, people need to get some perspective, she's not THAT heavy, yet some asshole's always making her sound like she's giving Honey Boo-Boo's mom a run for her money or something. I remember the days when it was the chick from Wilson Philips who was the fat one, at least that made sense... I just don't understand why this Adele chick is the focus of everyone's scorn. Is she a bad singer or something?


She's quite popular, so she could be a very positive role model instead of the very negative role model that she currently is.
Her fans see her and go "being fat's OK!" which is a very very horrible thing to think.

Ironically, if she ever loses the weight, the amount of hate heaped on her from bitter fatties ("she's a traitor to her size!") will eclipse whatever you see here. So she's kind of screwed either way.
2013-03-09 11:10:49 PM
1 votes:

ambercat: I saw that, and I agreed with him on pretty much all points. Adele is a better role model than most pop stars, and not just because of her weight. Obsession with weight and appearance to the degree that many popstars/actresses have seems to cause nothing but trainwrecks of crazy. I'm not saying everyone should just hoverround around Walmart and be 500 lbs, but I think there's a happy medium that's psychologically better.


EXACTLY THAT.

The emphasis on thinness in show business can be... disturbing, to say the least.


Coastalgrl: Id like to see her experiment with some jazz, & blues. Maybe some soul.


Those could be boss directions to go, aye.

And this may be a bit TOO experimental, but maybe going with a bluegrass sound might be interesting.  (I have unusual ideas, so consider the source.)
 

I will admit Ive been listing to the Sunshine band in the morning. Great way to start the day.

You don't even want to know what I listen to... or maybe you do!
2013-03-09 10:16:01 PM
1 votes:

xelnia: I think Joplin has actually lost some weight since her heyday.


Decomposition's just another word for weight that I can lose...
2013-03-09 10:08:56 PM
1 votes:

phamwaa: neongoats: TopoGigo: phamwaa: 5. Carnie Wilson

/I hope it was your off hand

a) Janis Joplin
b) Reba Mackintyre (?)

Both may be bigger now, but I would hardly have called them fat when they first rise to fame.

And I'm taking that into consideration also. Said star must have hit the scene in a husky configuration.


I think Joplin has actually lost some weight since her heyday.
2013-03-09 10:07:49 PM
1 votes:

neongoats: Both may be bigger now, but I would hardly have called them fat when they first rise to fame.


Yea, Janis Joplin has really let herself go lately.
2013-03-09 09:55:02 PM
1 votes:
Alls I know is, when she started singing Skyfall, lots of people started to leave, thinking it was over....
2013-03-09 09:28:49 PM
1 votes:

Yogimus: Meh, I've watched worse...


It's not so much the watching as it is the hearing...


ambercat: Oooo an Adele is fat joke, how edgy.

Here's another one, Adele is fat, so people made jokes about how she would be all sad and desperate and forever alone and unwanted by men due to her fatness when her first album came out, but she went on to have a happier and more stable life (love and otherwise) than Britney, Christina, or Taylor.

Oh, and she's roughly the same age as Taylor Swift too, so just look at them and compare them maturity wise. Size isn't the only thing Adele has more of.


You might appreciate TV show host Adam Hills tearing Joan Rivers a new one over her lazy "DURR HURR HURR ADELE IS FAT" jokes. (pops, not-safe-for-work language, the fun begins at 0:47)
2013-03-09 08:25:41 PM
1 votes:
Rolling in the Deep Space

Did it stop? No, it just rolled by
2013-03-09 08:24:24 PM
1 votes:
have any of you jaggoffs ever managed to get a bag of antlers "hottie"? Cuz I gotta tell you that the overall effect can kinda be uncomfortable. forget about sharp knees, I'm talking sharp hips!

I'll take average body shape, maybe a little plump any day of the week.

there is nothing wrong with Ms. Adele.

also.. she has a great deal of personal wealth, and I for one would be quite honored to let her buy me stuff.
2013-03-09 08:07:51 PM
1 votes:
Never considered farking an asteroid before. Guess there's a first time for everything.
2013-03-09 07:59:59 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: WTF Indeed: Who knew asteroids could be fat but still have a pretty face?

Yeah, I don't get this whole "Adele is the fattest person to walk the planet" shiat. She's overweight, sure, but holy Christ, people need to get some perspective, she's not THAT heavy, yet some asshole's always making her sound like she's giving Honey Boo-Boo's mom a run for her money or something. I remember the days when it was the chick from Wilson Philips who was the fat one, at least that made sense... I just don't understand why this Adele chick is the focus of everyone's scorn. Is she a bad singer or something?


Because she has the nerve to not be a bag of antlers.
2013-03-09 07:40:36 PM
1 votes:
I know it's supposed to be funny but where exactly does Adele fit into this ?
Oh I know it's a asteroid the size of your mamma
2013-03-09 07:38:20 PM
1 votes:
She's talented but yeah, she's a fattie.
2013-03-09 06:52:25 PM
1 votes:
Send in Bruce Willis!
2013-03-09 06:49:56 PM
1 votes:

Via Infinito: Ok, subs. I lol'd.


So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
2013-03-09 02:01:50 PM
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
 
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