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(New York Daily News)   ♪ I got a warrant here for Jesse's girl. Bench warrant here for Jesse's girl. Where can I find a loser like that? ♪   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Rick Springfield, Pacific Coast Highway, arrest warrants, crooner, soap operas, probation  
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3452 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 Mar 2013 at 5:52 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-09 04:06:59 PM  
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Careful, he's Born to Run...
2013-03-09 04:18:16 PM  
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You want somethin' to drink? A little pill, a little coke, a little dope? I got everything!
2013-03-09 05:02:47 PM  
Reading...reading...Springfield arrested...DUI...

*Look at sidebar*

"Female dance teacher accused of lesbian affair with teen student..."

Screw it, I'm reading that story.
2013-03-09 05:06:22 PM  
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I made this mugshot with Mario Paint.  I hope you like it.
2013-03-09 06:14:52 PM  
Where do I find a pharking drunk like that?
2013-03-09 06:56:45 PM  
This has been the week for bounty hunting doctors from PC.

/Steven Laaaaaaaaaars
2013-03-09 07:12:05 PM  
he should try speaking to the sky
2013-03-09 08:03:12 PM  

thamike: [ image 610x373]
You want somethin' to drink? A little pill, a little coke, a little dope? I got everything!

Wanna play baseball?

/god damn i love that scene
//that's cosmo
///he's chinese
2013-03-09 09:02:17 PM  
Holy crap, he's 63?  Damn do I feel old.
2013-03-10 08:24:43 AM  
Say what you want to about him He is actually a great songwriter, and how many musicians would do a class act like this?

Thats freaking cool as hell, I dont care who ya are
2013-03-10 11:59:50 AM  
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