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(WPTV)   Florida man fills his home with 2,000 Barbie dolls   (wptv.com) divider line 47
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2013-03-09 12:31:10 PM  
I read the headline as "Florida fills man's home with 2,000 Barbie dolls "
But it's weird enough as it is without help from the state.
 
2013-03-09 12:31:56 PM  
hey pawn stars come visit me, and pay me $500 for my collection
 
2013-03-09 01:05:58 PM  
Is his name Waylan Smithers?
 
2013-03-09 01:38:56 PM  

Summoner101: Is his name Waylan Smithers?


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2013-03-09 06:25:59 PM  
FABULOUS!
 
2013-03-09 06:28:37 PM  
Needs "fabulous" tag.
 
2013-03-09 06:29:32 PM  
... you know, like you do.

www.southbedsda.org.uk
 
2013-03-09 06:30:07 PM  
His blouse is to die for .
 
2013-03-09 06:30:52 PM  
Creepy? Sad? Crad?
 
2013-03-09 06:35:19 PM  
Florida man fills his home with 2,000 Barbie dolls

My first thought was "that's a lot of potential mid-century vintage eBay sales!"

No, DNRTFA
 
2013-03-09 06:35:28 PM  
Spiffy?  I guess it is for him.
Subby = collector?
 
2013-03-09 06:36:04 PM  
Oh hai!

i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-09 06:42:20 PM  
So, he's doing his best to play "Playboy Mansion" while the rest of us built bedroom dioramas of scenes from Star Wars.
 
2013-03-09 06:43:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-09 06:43:48 PM  
Barbies in the bathroom?  That's some fine spank material, you farking kook.
 
2013-03-09 06:47:32 PM  
Where is the Florida tag?
 
2013-03-09 06:48:09 PM  
i always feel that these collections are the only thing keeping people from being serial killers. So if you know someone that collects things, remember, if they ever decided to stop, run away.
 
2013-03-09 06:48:25 PM  
Spiffy... Really?

Subby I think you have some strange issues.
 
2013-03-09 06:48:40 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

approves
 
2013-03-09 06:50:16 PM  
Posable.

Lovable.
 
2013-03-09 06:56:00 PM  
Call me crazy here, and this is just a random thought, but...do you think this man might be a homosexual?
 
2013-03-09 06:57:01 PM  
A pair all serious Barbie collectors must have.


www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-03-09 06:59:10 PM  
Everytime I remove the clothes from a Barbie doll, I feel a little twinge of disappointment that she doesn't have nipples, and her pubic area is smooth and featureless. I keep thinking that one day I'll hit the jackpot and find the mythical "based on real lady parts" Barbie, and all my years of frustration will finally come to an end. So onward I search.
 
2013-03-09 06:59:35 PM  
The Florida tag just did a full-on sprint and didn't bother to look back.
 
2013-03-09 07:00:45 PM  
There must be an x-ray of his pelvis in an emergency room somewhere.
 
2013-03-09 07:05:36 PM  
Meh, dudes just a collector, with all his dolls tucked away in plastic cases. Some of that shiats probably pretty valuable.


Get back to me when he starts dressing like Ken, and has an imflatable luv Barbie in his bedroom.
 
2013-03-09 07:25:20 PM  
Someone posted this in another thread (click to read)
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-03-09 07:26:37 PM  

Glancing Blow: A pair all serious Barbie collectors must have.


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Killed many kittens to that issue.
 
2013-03-09 07:52:49 PM  

alizeran: Oh hai!

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He's like the Peter Pan guy, only in pink instead of green.
 
2013-03-09 08:12:24 PM  

GoSurfing: Call me crazy here, and this is just a random thought, but...do you think this man might be a homosexual?


A collection like that is, if I may quote Patton Oswalt, gayer than 8 guys blowin' 9 guys.

/not gay
//but I collect things
 
2013-03-09 08:21:25 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Someone posted this in another thread (click to read)
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Wow.  That's lulz, right there.  Lulz.
 
2013-03-09 09:26:42 PM  
Call me when someone has 2000 real dolls in thier collection
 
2013-03-09 09:43:10 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Wow.  That's lulz, right there.  Lulz.


I was suspicious it could be fake. I mean that's a lot of dolls to have for any reason but who knows.

But at the end? Seriously? His kids can see him sitting with the doll. What the fark.
 
2013-03-09 09:43:27 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-09 09:48:19 PM  
"I got it for like, I think it was like four bucks. The lady thought it was a reproduction. I played right along, played right along," he said.

I wonder what the odds are that this guy can actually tell if the thing is a reproduction or not.
 
2013-03-09 09:59:59 PM  

detritus: [i.imgur.com image 160x225]


the kind of guy that would marry Adele for her music
 
2013-03-09 10:06:45 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Someone posted this in another thread (click to read)
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What thread is that from? The Real Doll thread?
 
2013-03-09 10:21:10 PM  

Paris1127: FARK rebel soldier: Someone posted this in another thread (click to read)
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What thread is that from? The Real Doll thread?


I didn't see Kwame so not sure.
 
2013-03-09 10:21:35 PM  

Old enough to know better: Meh, dudes just a collector, with all his dolls tucked away in plastic cases. Some of that shiats probably pretty valuable.


Get back to me when he starts dressing like Ken, and has an imflatable luv Barbie in his bedroom.


What if he starts dressing like Barbie and cuddling an inflatable Ken in his bedroom...?

/And how do we know he doesn't do either?
 
2013-03-09 10:39:52 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: Spiffy?  I guess it is for him.
Subby = collector?


my guess too.
/not spiffy, not even close
//fark your getting lazy //
 
2013-03-09 11:55:35 PM  
"I got it for like, I think it was like four bucks. The lady thought it was a reproduction. I played right along, played right along," he said.

I'll bet that he's an ex-ex-excellent driver... ex-excellent driver.
 
2013-03-09 11:58:55 PM  
If I had $80,000 worth of stuff in my house, I wouldn't want that fact to be publicized.
 
2013-03-10 12:04:55 AM  

cleveoh: Creepy? Sad? Crad?


I'm thinking it falls somewhere between "brony" and "furry" on the Crad Scale.  A good ways past "furry" on the scale, by the way, is "RealDoll collector," and if there's anything beyond that I don't want to know about it.
 
2013-03-10 12:06:21 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: GoSurfing: Call me crazy here, and this is just a random thought, but...do you think this man might be a homosexual?

A collection like that is, if I may quote Patton Oswalt, gayer than 8 guys blowin' 9 guys.


So .... Guy #9 just likes to watch?
 
2013-03-10 12:08:14 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: Someone posted this in another thread (click to read)
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Damnit, I SAID I didn't want to know what was past "RealDoll collector"!
 
2013-03-10 03:44:19 AM  
Florida Man to the rescue!
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-10 11:18:51 AM  

ciberido: i upped my meds-up yours: A collection like that is, if I may quote Patton Oswalt, gayer than 8 guys blowin' 9 guys.

So .... Guy #9 just likes to watch?


That's... yes that's exactly it.
 
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