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(Daily Mail)   Clint Eastwood's 19-year-old daughter? Yeah, she'll make your day   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 89
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2013-03-09 11:51:46 AM  
I won't pirate his movies because he's Clint Eastwood and could probably rip my kneecaps off at 50 paces just by glaring. There is NO way I will fap to that.
 
2013-03-09 11:54:23 AM  
Where do I sign up for hitting that?
 
2013-03-09 12:00:11 PM  
She looked better with a little plump on her.
 
2013-03-09 12:01:22 PM  
She's 19?  So Clint was around 104 years old when she was born?
 
2013-03-09 12:06:55 PM  
sans heavy make up, i would love to make her minute
 
2013-03-09 12:10:34 PM  
Better than the last link we had on her.. though I can really see her father in her face when she's not smiling.
 
2013-03-09 12:21:26 PM  
You'd still have to listen to her.
 
2013-03-09 12:24:19 PM  
Her eyes are too far apart.
 
2013-03-09 12:31:16 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She's about the bend her wookie!
 
2013-03-09 12:53:57 PM  
But does she have a Gran Torino?
 
2013-03-09 01:05:59 PM  
Looks like Hugo Chavez is amazed as well.
 
2013-03-09 01:42:33 PM  
Why would you wear such a clunky bracelet while playing volleyball?
 
2013-03-09 01:43:19 PM  

make me some tea: She looked better with a little plump on her.

She looks great in both photos. At least she didnt go crazy. And she lost the weight spinning? I got no problem with her reaction.

FloydA: She's 19?  So Clint was around 104 years old when she was born?

shudder

Godscrack: Her eyes are too far apart.

I was wondering WHAT I was reacting too. Thanks for bringing my attention to that. Now I cant see her boobies anymore. sigh
 
2013-03-09 01:47:05 PM  
...according to Wikipedia, he has:

* 7 children, by 5 different women (of whom the youngest was fathered in his mid 60's)
* but has only been married twice
* and this gem:

"Eastwood entered into a relationship with co-star in the fall of 1975 while shooting  The Outlaw Josey Wales. Their relationship lasted almost fourteen years, despite the fact that Locke remained married to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson, throughout that period. Locke had two abortions and a within the first four years of the relationship.The couple co-starred in six films together:,,,,, and. After divorcing Maggie Johnson in 1984, Eastwood asked for Locke's hand in marriage, but she refused to leave Gordon Anderson"

...and he feels justified in standing on a stage and judging the President?

Interesting.
 
2013-03-09 01:54:33 PM  

whistleridge: ...according to Wikipedia, he has:

* 7 children, by 5 different women (of whom the youngest was fathered in his mid 60's)
* but has only been married twice
* and this gem:

"Eastwood entered into a relationship with co-star in the fall of 1975 while shooting  The Outlaw Josey Wales. Their relationship lasted almost fourteen years, despite the fact that Locke remained married to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson, throughout that period. Locke had two abortions and a within the first four years of the relationship.The couple co-starred in six films together:,,,,, and. After divorcing Maggie Johnson in 1984, Eastwood asked for Locke's hand in marriage, but she refused to leave Gordon Anderson"

...and he feels justified in standing on a stage and judging the President?

Interesting.


Typical Republican.
 
2013-03-09 02:16:12 PM  

Generation_D: whistleridge: ...according to Wikipedia, he has:

* 7 children, by 5 different women (of whom the youngest was fathered in his mid 60's)
* but has only been married twice
* and this gem:

"Eastwood entered into a relationship with co-star in the fall of 1975 while shooting  The Outlaw Josey Wales. Their relationship lasted almost fourteen years, despite the fact that Locke remained married to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson, throughout that period. Locke had two abortions and a within the first four years of the relationship.The couple co-starred in six films together:,,,,, and. After divorcing Maggie Johnson in 1984, Eastwood asked for Locke's hand in marriage, but she refused to leave Gordon Anderson"

...and he feels justified in standing on a stage and judging the President?

Interesting.

Typical Republican.


real FAMILY VALUES man ....
lololol
I guess that is why Mittens was such a wonderful candidate.
1) will never, ever leave his wife
2) didnt use birth control and has a flock of children
3) mormons are CLEAR on gays - HATE THE SIN - LOVE THE SINNER
4) self-made millionaire (yes, self-made by their insane definition, not rational humans)
5) speaks his mind in "private" about hating poor and brown people

WHAT is not to love about this guy?
Can we get him to run again in 2016??? He would be great for the country!!!

/Romney/McPalin 2016
 
2013-03-09 02:25:54 PM  
Meh
 
2013-03-09 02:32:18 PM  
I'd bang either version, but yeah I have to say the new ones are better.
 
2013-03-09 02:43:29 PM  

whistleridge: "Eastwood entered into a relationship with co-star in the fall of 1975 while shooting The Outlaw Josey Wales. Their relationship lasted almost fourteen years, despite the fact that Locke remained married to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson, throughout that period. Locke had two abortions and a within the first four years of the relationship.The couple co-starred in six films together:,,,,, and. After divorcing Maggie Johnson in 1984, Eastwood asked for Locke's hand in marriage, but she refused to leave Gordon Anderson"

...and he feels justified in standing on a stage and judging the President?


Sure, I don't see why not.  Those two should have been happily married, but instead she got gay married (that is, married to a gay dude), and said gay dude corrupted her into having all those abortions.
Makes Clint the perfect example of anti-conservative bigotry in America.  I bet she didn't even celebrate Christmas with him.
 
2013-03-09 02:54:25 PM  

serial_crusher: whistleridge: "Eastwood entered into a relationship with co-star in the fall of 1975 while shooting The Outlaw Josey Wales. Their relationship lasted almost fourteen years, despite the fact that Locke remained married to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson, throughout that period. Locke had two abortions and a within the first four years of the relationship.The couple co-starred in six films together:,,,,, and. After divorcing Maggie Johnson in 1984, Eastwood asked for Locke's hand in marriage, but she refused to leave Gordon Anderson"

...and he feels justified in standing on a stage and judging the President?

Sure, I don't see why not.  Those two should have been happily married, but instead she got gay married (that is, married to a gay dude), and said gay dude corrupted her into having all those abortions.
Makes Clint the perfect example of anti-conservative bigotry in America.  I bet she didn't even celebrate Christmas with him.


Admittedly, having a gay husband must be a dream for many women: a skilled interior decorator, best friend, understanding housemate, clean, tidy, organized person who bathes, dresses well, and is always in taste? What NOT to like?

The day straight women start marrying gay men, straight men may have a real problem...
 
2013-03-09 03:11:48 PM  
She hasn't got any tattoos.

That immediately puts her miles ahead of most 19-year-olds.


/unabashed tattoo hate
 
2013-03-09 03:20:14 PM  

whistleridge: Admittedly, having a gay husband must be a dream for many women: a skilled interior decorator, best friend, understanding housemate, clean, tidy, organized person who bathes, dresses well, and is always in taste? What NOT to like?


Some of the nastiest, most unclean motherf*ckers I've ever met were gay dudes.
 
2013-03-09 03:53:42 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Some of the nastiest, most unclean motherf*ckers I've ever met were gay dudes.


Next time, ask him to shower before you have sex.
 
2013-03-09 03:56:21 PM  

mitchcumstein1: whistleridge: Admittedly, having a gay husband must be a dream for many women: a skilled interior decorator, best friend, understanding housemate, clean, tidy, organized person who bathes, dresses well, and is always in taste? What NOT to like?

Some of the nastiest, most unclean motherf*ckers I've ever met were gay dudes.


But ya had to pay extra for that?

fta:  'Happy with my body right now'

Well I'm happy for her and with her here.
 
2013-03-09 03:56:56 PM  
I prefer the September photo to the current one.  Curvy fun.
 
2013-03-09 04:06:45 PM  

mitchcumstein1: whistleridge: Admittedly, having a gay husband must be a dream for many women: a skilled interior decorator, best friend, understanding housemate, clean, tidy, organized person who bathes, dresses well, and is always in taste? What NOT to like?

Some of the nastiest, most unclean motherf*ckers I've ever met were gay dudes.


shutyourwhoremouth.jpg

Can't you see I'm stereotyping here, with a broad brush? And mixing metaphors like a dog in heat?
 
2013-03-09 04:13:23 PM  

gaslight: I won't pirate his movies because he's Clint Eastwood and could probably rip my kneecaps off at 50 paces just by glaring. There is NO way I will fap to that.


There are stories about the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.

There are no surviving witnesses to the ire of Clint Eastwood.

That being said, I wouldn't have badmouthed the girl. I also wouldn't want to date the girl, at least after I learned who her father was. Which could lead to some funny sitcom material, if you could find the right show.
 
2013-03-09 04:44:44 PM  

Godscrack: mitchcumstein1: Some of the nastiest, most unclean motherf*ckers I've ever met were gay dudes.

Next time, ask him to shower before you have sex.


quatchi: mitchcumstein1: whistleridge: Admittedly, having a gay husband must be a dream for many women: a skilled interior decorator, best friend, understanding housemate, clean, tidy, organized person who bathes, dresses well, and is always in taste? What NOT to like?

Some of the nastiest, most unclean motherf*ckers I've ever met were gay dudes.

But ya had to pay extra for that?

fta:  'Happy with my body right now'

Well I'm happy for her and with her here.


If I was going to be around for a while I'd call you both homophobes and bigots because you just assumed the gay man would be having sex, but, KU plays at 5:00 and I got places to be.

DEUCES, MOTHERF*CKERS.
 
2013-03-09 05:02:35 PM  
She's fighting a losing battle against genetics..
 
2013-03-09 05:03:22 PM  
I am fairly certain that she would not.

// I'd have to make a lot more money to be in that social set
 
2013-03-09 05:05:26 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Godscrack: mitchcumstein1: Some of the nastiest, most unclean motherf*ckers I've ever met were gay dudes.

Next time, ask him to shower before you have sex.

quatchi: mitchcumstein1: whistleridge: Admittedly, having a gay husband must be a dream for many women: a skilled interior decorator, best friend, understanding housemate, clean, tidy, organized person who bathes, dresses well, and is always in taste? What NOT to like?

Some of the nastiest, most unclean motherf*ckers I've ever met were gay dudes.

But ya had to pay extra for that?

fta:  'Happy with my body right now'

Well I'm happy for her and with her here.

If I was going to be around for a while I'd call you both homophobes and bigots because you just assumed the gay man would be having sex, but, KU plays at 5:00 and I got places to be.

DEUCES, MOTHERF*CKERS.



   tough crowd today...gird your loins.
 
2013-03-09 05:06:17 PM  
The before was not bad, but I definitely prefer the after. But sweetheart, you're great the way you are, please don't try to get any skinnier! Really hope she doesn't get carried away and go for the bony super model look.
 
2013-03-09 05:07:26 PM  

styckx: She's fighting a losing battle against genetics..


With those eyes all she has to do is glare at old age and it'll leave her alone
 
2013-03-09 05:15:05 PM  
She didn't need to lose the weight IMHO. Hell, she looks great in BOTH pictures!
 
2013-03-09 05:34:45 PM  
oi48.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-09 05:37:09 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Why would you wear such a clunky bracelet while playing volleyball?


well played
 
2013-03-09 05:39:45 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Why would you wear such a clunky bracelet while playing volleyball?


Because it's a photo op set up by her publicist. That volleyball game is about as real as this one.
 
2013-03-09 05:42:50 PM  
Those photo's made me think of this....

shymagazine.com
 
2013-03-09 05:49:07 PM  
Eh, give her a 4-6 depending on shot from the lesbian angle.
 
2013-03-09 05:49:08 PM  
Meh.
Butterface.
Chunky body.
Is that a Magnum pointed at my balls?
Yeah, I'd fark her brains out.
 
2013-03-09 05:51:39 PM  
I won't pirate his movies because he's Clint Eastwood and could probably rip my kneecaps off at 50 paces just by glaring. There is NO way I will fap to that.

Agreed. Chuck Norris bows at Clint's shadow,.. or even the mention of his name. Yes, his daughter is pretty... and while my daughter is blooming into quite the visual flower... I'm also a guy (albeit an old guy, but a guy), and I know how we think,... the bs we try etc. Which is what makes me your worst nightmare - once mine is of dating age. Clint Eastwood's daughter???? ... do you want to eat your own kidneys from right to left or just die there bleeding....

/respect
 
2013-03-09 05:52:43 PM  
Cesca shmesca. Best Eastwood daughter is Alison.
i2.listal.com
 
2013-03-09 05:59:51 PM  
I know what you're thinking: "Does he has six faps left, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself... but I do indeed feel lucky today.
 
2013-03-09 06:01:11 PM  
She looks dirty and hairy.
 
2013-03-09 06:08:11 PM  

whistleridge: Admittedly, having a gay husband must be a dream for many women: a skilled interior decorator, best friend, understanding housemate, clean, tidy, organized person who bathes, dresses well, and is always in taste? What NOT to like?

www.nypost.com

You were saying?
 
2013-03-09 06:12:24 PM  

mitchcumstein1: I got places to be.


Dropped a deuce and left?

How novel.
 
2013-03-09 06:13:04 PM  

Summoner101: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x726]

She's about the bend her wookie!


That picture just BEGS to be photoshopped.
 
2013-03-09 06:14:19 PM  
My God, she looks like her father. I'd be afraid she'd pull out a magnum bigger than mine.
 
2013-03-09 06:26:34 PM  
But her face.
www.foodsubs.com
www.3dface.org
 
2013-03-09 06:34:32 PM  

whistleridge: ...according to Wikipedia, he has:

* 7 children, by 5 different women (of whom the youngest was fathered in his mid 60's)
* but has only been married twice
* and this gem:

"Eastwood entered into a relationship with co-star in the fall of 1975 while shooting  The Outlaw Josey Wales. Their relationship lasted almost fourteen years, despite the fact that Locke remained married to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson, throughout that period. Locke had two abortions and a within the first four years of the relationship.The couple co-starred in six films together:,,,,, and. After divorcing Maggie Johnson in 1984, Eastwood asked for Locke's hand in marriage, but she refused to leave Gordon Anderson"

...and he feels justified in standing on a stage and judging the President?

Interesting.


I only recall him calling into question the Presidents leadership skills, not his relationship(s) with women.

Interesting indeed.
 
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