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(STLToday)   Guess the state: Man texts his estranged wife's male friend nearly 300 times, threatens to kill the man and shoot his children at their bus stop and shoot others who might be there. Difficulty: Not Florida   (stltoday.com) divider line 44
    More: Dumbass, East St. Louis, male friends, terrorist threats  
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2013-03-09 12:10:12 PM  
Nice headfake with the link.

/It could have been Missouri
 
2013-03-09 12:45:27 PM  
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize that state.
 
2013-03-09 12:50:08 PM  
Ohio?

/checks link
//nevermind
 
2013-03-09 12:52:47 PM  
shooting people.  yeah that really proves your love for someone
 
2013-03-09 01:10:19 PM  
Another responsible gun owner exercising his Constitutional rights.
 
2013-03-09 01:14:08 PM  
Guess the state

Denial?
 
2013-03-09 01:16:04 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Guess the state

Denial?


Inebriation?
 
2013-03-09 01:17:55 PM  

FloydA: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Guess the state

Denial?

Inebriation?


He took to the alcohol after his OCD meds ran out, I guess. 300 texts? I do that in a month.
 
2013-03-09 01:29:08 PM  

FloydA: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Guess the state

Denial?

Inebriation?


Afghanistan?
 
2013-03-09 01:32:45 PM  
Oh man, when I saw the St.Louis Today logo, I thought; "Oh, shiat, my home state"...
but then I RTFA and realized Illinois! (just barely)

/Hate when Missouri makes fark... it's never good...
 
2013-03-09 01:34:04 PM  
But why did she leave him in the first place?
 
2013-03-09 01:36:10 PM  
Hmmm...

Bus stop = they're likely poor. Blacks aren't texting freaks, so probably white trash or hispanics. Somewhere near STL because of the link graphic.

I'm guessing Kansas City, Kansas.
 
2013-03-09 01:37:06 PM  
It sounds like another crackhead move to me.  DRTFA
 
2013-03-09 01:38:39 PM  
Damn, I was completely wrong. Missed it by the width of MO.
 
2013-03-09 01:42:07 PM  
Is Illinois famous for this? Is this something I should have known?
 
2013-03-09 01:42:37 PM  
If you work and have daily things to do can you make 300 texts plus whoever you com with?
 
2013-03-09 01:44:17 PM  

sloshed_again: If you work and have daily things to do can you make 300 texts plus whoever you com with?


you don't have to work
 
2013-03-09 01:46:42 PM  
Damn I was betting Washington.
 
2013-03-09 01:46:59 PM  
His mother got it all wrong.

Should have named him Dick.

Sorry to all the good Dicks out there.
 
2013-03-09 01:50:53 PM  
Did NOT see that coming.
 
2013-03-09 01:54:57 PM  
As I was reading, I worried this guy would have the presence of mind to act contrite and then be released so  that he could shoot the kids. But no. He kicked out the patrol car window and assaulted officers. Who's a good crazy person? He is! Yes, he is!
 
2013-03-09 01:59:15 PM  
Meh,  Texas has at least one of these every week.
 
2013-03-09 02:00:56 PM  
his lawyer will use the rarely seen fivehead defense.
 
2013-03-09 02:01:26 PM  

Biscuit Tin: As I was reading, I worried this guy would have the presence of mind to act contrite and then be released so  that he could shoot the kids. But no. He kicked out the patrol car window and assaulted officers. Who's a good crazy person? He is! Yes, he is!


991.com
 
2013-03-09 02:11:10 PM  
cue comic book guy "Take that, East St Louis!"
 
2013-03-09 02:19:18 PM  
Biscuit Tin:
As I was reading, I worried this guy would have the presence of mind to act contrite and then be released so  that he could shoot the kids. But no. He kicked out the patrol car window and assaulted officers. Who's a good crazy person? He is! Yes, he is!

Crazy?  No, but he probably should have "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tattooed on his forehead.
 
2013-03-09 02:26:49 PM  

henryhill: Is Illinois famous for this? Is this something I should have known?


East Saint Louis. Like Saint Louis, but worse. New York's equivalent would probably be Mount Vernon or Roosevelt.
 
2013-03-09 02:31:23 PM  
Jesus, fella. Way to make your own trial painless for the prosecution..
 
2013-03-09 02:42:08 PM  
Hmmm ... how do I say this in a Politically Correct Theatre?

baby Daddy wit Dreads ... what a surprise
 
2013-03-09 02:45:08 PM  

Dadburns: Hate when Missouri makes fark... it's never good...


Welcome to my world.
/WV, armpit of the Appalachians.
 
2013-03-09 02:56:07 PM  
I'd guessed Arizona.
 
2013-03-09 03:01:03 PM  
I would guess it was a drunken state.
 
2013-03-09 03:14:05 PM  
I have a friend who practices elderly law (estates, wills, trusts etc)  but used to practice divorce law. He got out of it for just this reason. He said even the most sane normal people go bat-shiat crazy when getting divorced and he was tired of having his life, his family, his staff and his office threatened on a daily basis. Scared to go out at night for fear some former clients ex would be drunk and see him and start trouble. He said the women were worse then the men. He used to have a sign on his wall that said "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" and would tell male clients to think long and hard about leaving their wives to shack up with a new honey.

Used to live near East St. Louis.....Looks a lot like Kabul, but with more bombed out, burned up buildings. This was 15 years ago. It may be different now.
 
2013-03-09 03:55:39 PM  

beachboy: I have a friend who practices elderly law (estates, wills, trusts etc)  but used to practice divorce law. He got out of it for just this reason. He said even the most sane normal people go bat-shiat crazy when getting divorced and he was tired of having his life, his family, his staff and his office threatened on a daily basis. Scared to go out at night for fear some former clients ex would be drunk and see him and start trouble. He said the women were worse then the men. He used to have a sign on his wall that said "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" and would tell male clients to think long and hard about leaving their wives to shack up with a new honey.

Used to live near East St. Louis.....Looks a lot like Kabul, but with more bombed out, burned up buildings. This was 15 years ago. It may be different now.


It is. It's worse. And Belleville is starting to look like ESL did.
 
2013-03-09 04:06:15 PM  
Texts are cheaper.
 
2013-03-09 04:36:59 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Hmmm ... how do I say this in a Politically Correct Theatre?

baby Daddy wit Dreads ... what a surprise



Honestly, I was thinking it would be a scrubby, white trash drunk
 
2013-03-09 04:50:29 PM  

Dadburns: Oh man, when I saw the St.Louis Today logo, I thought; "Oh, shiat, my home state"...
but then I RTFA and realized Illinois! (just barely)

/Hate when Missouri makes fark... it's never good...


Which is funny, because the first thing I thought was "Eh, it's probably East St. Louis."

/not from St. Louis, but the wife is
 
2013-03-09 05:41:01 PM  

show me: beachboy: I have a friend who practices elderly law (estates, wills, trusts etc)  but used to practice divorce law. He got out of it for just this reason. He said even the most sane normal people go bat-shiat crazy when getting divorced and he was tired of having his life, his family, his staff and his office threatened on a daily basis. Scared to go out at night for fear some former clients ex would be drunk and see him and start trouble. He said the women were worse then the men. He used to have a sign on his wall that said "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" and would tell male clients to think long and hard about leaving their wives to shack up with a new honey.

Used to live near East St. Louis.....Looks a lot like Kabul, but with more bombed out, burned up buildings. This was 15 years ago. It may be different now.

It is. It's worse. And Belleville is starting to look like ESL did.

Just deep on the west side and shiattier parts of the east side. The East side is actually fixing things up a bit.
 
2013-03-09 06:24:29 PM  
Spent many summers in ESL, and winters in Flint, MI.  Hard to tell the difference.
 
2013-03-09 06:57:10 PM  

triplenickel03: Meh,  Texas has at least one of these every week.


You lyin fark.
It's two a week.
 
2013-03-09 09:06:35 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Hmmm ... how do I say this in a Politically Correct Theatre?

baby Daddy wit Dreads ... what a surprise


How should I say this without calling you a prejudiced moron?

Hmm... got nothing.

Only in your racist mind would a divorced man, in which nowhere in the article states he has kids, be a babby daddy. Fark off.
 
2013-03-10 04:48:30 PM  
State prison?
 
2013-03-11 10:02:18 AM  

MagSeven: show me: beachboy:
Used to live near East St. Louis.....Looks a lot like Kabul, but with more bombed out, burned up buildings. This was 15 years ago. It may be different now.

It is. It's worse. And Belleville is starting to look like ESL did.

Just deep on the west side and shiattier parts of the east side. The East side is actually fixing things up a bit.


That's only because there's nothing left to fall down in East St. Louis. All of the buildings that were crumbling and decayed have now been bulldozed, so it's basically acres of brownfield with a few lonely buildings still standing every block or so.
 
2013-03-11 04:54:29 PM  

phyrkrakr: MagSeven: show me: beachboy:
Used to live near East St. Louis.....Looks a lot like Kabul, but with more bombed out, burned up buildings. This was 15 years ago. It may be different now.

It is. It's worse. And Belleville is starting to look like ESL did.

Just deep on the west side and shiattier parts of the east side. The East side is actually fixing things up a bit.

That's only because there's nothing left to fall down in East St. Louis. All of the buildings that were crumbling and decayed have now been bulldozed, so it's basically acres of brownfield with a few lonely buildings still standing every block or so.


Oh I was talking about the east side of Belleville. ESL is pretty much doomed unless they make some pretty radical changes VERY soon.
 
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