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(News One)   What do you call a high school wrestler with no arms and no legs winning his first wrestling match? By his given name, what's wrong with you?   (newsone.com ) divider line 36
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2013-03-09 12:23:25 PM  
He probably can't be pinned according to the rules, so he can't lose?
 
2013-03-09 12:42:42 PM  
fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-09 01:00:32 PM  
Wouldn't you feel like an asshole if you beat a guy with no limbs? I'd rather be looked at as an inept wrestler than a dick.
 
2013-03-09 01:18:50 PM  

Mugato: Wouldn't you feel like an asshole if you beat a guy with no limbs? I'd rather be looked at as an inept wrestler than a dick.



The championship match this year will be this guy vs. the girl from Massachusetts.
 
2013-03-09 01:37:28 PM  
Matt!
 
2013-03-09 01:37:47 PM  
The coach is right. This guy is likely much stronger than other people in his weight class and people don't know how to wrestle against him. Were he fully formed, he would probably be a 152 or 160 pounder
 
2013-03-09 01:41:05 PM  

ArkAngel: The coach is right. This guy is likely much stronger than other people in his weight class and people don't know how to wrestle against him. Were he fully formed, he would probably be a 152 or 160 pounder


at least he can cheat his way into getting lower insurance rates
 
2013-03-09 04:40:33 PM  
What do you call a high school wrestler with no arms and no legs winning his first wrestling match?

Not sure subby, Im stumped...
 
2013-03-09 04:41:01 PM  

Mugato: Wouldn't you feel like an asshole if you beat a guy with no limbs? I'd rather be looked at as an inept wrestler than a dick.


Meh, at the high school level you should be done with "participation awards for everyone" and realize that nobody wants to beat you at less than your best.
 
2013-03-09 04:43:49 PM  
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The Black Knight?
 
2013-03-09 04:47:46 PM  
When I was in HS, there was a local lad (in some other school) with but one arm and legs only to his knees.  He was a very good wrestler. Opponents are really out of their element. Many maneuvers rely on leverage gained from holds using your opponents limbs. If your style was to shoot for low takedowns and release to accumulate points, you would be in for a surprise. Even things like riding time could prove to be a whole new arena for you. There is little to do to prepare specifically for such an opponent.  I would not go so far as to say "Lucky him, What an advantage." But he presents a unique tactical arena, whereas he himself is usually in familiar territory.
 
2013-03-09 04:58:54 PM  

SUBBY: What do you call a high school wrestler with no arms and no legs winning his first wrestling match? By his given name, what's wrong with you?



that's racist.
 
2013-03-09 05:07:38 PM  
Depends.  Does he lay flat on the floor or hang on the wall?
 
2013-03-09 05:12:34 PM  

rkiller1: Depends.  Does he lay flat on the floor or hang on the wall?


I admit I was a little disappointed when I clicked on the link and the boy's name was not Matthew.
 
2013-03-09 05:22:10 PM  
Bravo Subby. I just snorted Diet Pepsi through my nose....
 
2013-03-09 05:32:31 PM  
Not sure, but I do know what you call the guy he beat: wimpy.
 
2013-03-09 05:35:35 PM  
There was a kid around here a couple years ago who played d-line and wrestled without legs.  My immediate reaction was that he was wrestling 3 or 4 classes below his "actual" size had he been fully formed.  Until he got into regional and state level competition he had a huge advantage on the mat.  And watching him scamper between the legs of a left tackle and get a sack was frikkin' hysterical.
 
2013-03-09 05:59:00 PM  
His brother Bob is on the swim team.
 
2013-03-09 06:17:26 PM  
Alph Nelson?
 
2013-03-09 06:24:07 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: What do you call a high school wrestler with no arms and no legs winning his first wrestling match?

Not sure subby, Im stumped...


*shakes tiny fist stump*
 
2013-03-09 07:06:45 PM  
Betep: His brother Bob is on the swim team.

his brother Russell is hiding under that pile of leaves
 
2013-03-09 07:23:03 PM  
His sister with the harelip wants to get weighed.
 
2013-03-09 07:52:08 PM  
*One by Metallica starts playing*

BAH GAWD, KING! THAT IS CALEB SMITH'S MUSIC! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP HERE! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!
 
2013-03-09 08:01:02 PM  
What How do you call a high school wrestler with no arms and no legs winning his first wrestling match? By his given name, what's wrong with you?

What do you call a high school wrestler with no arms and no legs winning his first wrestling match? By hHis given name, what's wrong with you?

Either one please.

/Nobody else?  Well, I guess it's the sports tab...
 
2013-03-09 08:04:09 PM  

Capt.Plywood: What How do you call a high school wrestler with no arms and no legs winning his first wrestling match? By his given name, what's wrong with you?

What do you call a high school wrestler with no arms and no legs winning his first wrestling match? By hHis given name, what's wrong with you?

Either one please.

/Nobody else?  Well, I guess it's the sports tab...


I bet you are a hit at parties
 
2013-03-09 08:31:35 PM  
His sister Eileen is making another quad joke.
 
2013-03-09 09:00:42 PM  

machoprogrammer: *One by Metallica starts playing*

BAH GAWD, KING! THAT IS CALEB SMITH'S MUSIC! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP HERE! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!


Vince will sign him. He can wrestle mysterio
 
2013-03-09 09:07:56 PM  
I had a dog with no leg (or arms), and we didn't bother giving him a name since he couldn't come if you called him anyway.
 
2013-03-09 09:10:58 PM  
Kudos.  I guess he can always say his wang is as long as his leg.  If it's longer, maybe he would do well in a pole-vault competition.
 
2013-03-09 09:55:35 PM  
Read TFA. Disapointed his name isn't Matt.
 
2013-03-09 10:41:13 PM  
like the old joke about the girl with no arms and legs on a beach?

you're farked
 
2013-03-09 11:00:45 PM  
What do you call his opponent? Anything you want because hes a pansy.
 
2013-03-10 07:31:49 AM  
Mr. Low Center of Gravity and Unreasonably Low Body Weight?
 
2013-03-10 10:21:19 AM  
I find it hard to believe his opponents weren't going easy on him.
 
2013-03-10 02:15:09 PM  
Russell?
 
2013-03-11 05:50:38 PM  
I dont know but if you throw him in the pool it would be Bob.
 
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