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(Wire Update)   44 children injured by bee swarm in South African park. Nicolas Cage wanted for questioning   ( wireupdate.com) divider line
    More: Scary, bee swarm, bee stings, medical helicopter, Gauteng Province, Africanized honeybees, Gauteng  
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2013-03-09 09:59:35 AM  
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2013-03-09 12:48:21 PM  
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2013-03-09 12:55:01 PM  
Nicolas Cage wanted for questioning any screenplay that has words, he's not very particular these days

... well, he *isn't.*
 
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2013-03-09 01:14:25 PM  
What is it with bees these days. Why back in my day they had the respect to only swarm in bad 70's movies. I blame  _____ (just pick something or someone to blame).
 
2013-03-09 01:32:19 PM  
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2013-03-09 02:44:33 PM  
It was not clear what may have provoked the swarm to attack the children, but it seemed unlikely the incident involved Africanized honey bees

True, you never find Africanized bees in South Africa.
 
2013-03-09 04:46:27 PM  
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2013-03-09 04:57:43 PM  

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2013-03-09 04:57:49 PM  
At least it wasn't the dogs. Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you.
 
2013-03-09 05:00:37 PM  
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2013-03-09 05:02:10 PM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
2013-03-09 05:02:41 PM  

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, lawd, I forgot all about that one!
 
2013-03-09 05:17:08 PM  
The bees are defending themselves somehow.
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2013-03-09 05:17:59 PM  
Fark Entomologists? Not Africanized bees?  How the fark can they not be africanized? I arm sore confuzed
 
2013-03-09 05:21:26 PM  

Jebdiahbob: At least it wasn't the dogs. Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you.


or robotic Richard Simmons

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2013-03-09 05:23:34 PM  
Wanted for questioning. Wanting Nic Cage makes no sense.

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2013-03-09 05:24:42 PM  
I read that as south park.
/who cares about a bunch of cartoon kids...
 
2013-03-09 05:27:20 PM  
unlikely the incident involved Africanized honey bees
"I am a bee keeper and we only have African bees here, commonly known as the honey bee," Botha explained.


wat
 
2013-03-09 05:27:33 PM  
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No! One more killing will not put pollen in the mouths of our starving children!
 
2013-03-09 05:30:24 PM  
Came for Oprah. Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-09 05:35:26 PM  
"Nicolas Cage wanted for questioning"

What a farking craptastic movie-
Same for Seinfeld movie reference
 
2013-03-09 05:36:24 PM  
We care a lot
 
2013-03-09 05:37:51 PM  
Oh bee-have!
 
2013-03-09 05:38:57 PM  
African bees: domesticatable, small, small colonies, less venom, more aggressive (in small swarms)
Italian bees (common American type, they were all imported): domesticatable, big, many in colonies, mild.
African bees crossed with Italian: The mean ones that are full size, in big colonies, that still think they have to deal with honey badgers and sting in big swarms.
 
2013-03-09 05:43:15 PM  
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2013-03-09 05:43:35 PM  

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oh bee-have
 
2013-03-09 05:53:02 PM  
If those kids all had guns, this never would have happened.
 
2013-03-09 05:57:54 PM  

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oh bee-have


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2013-03-09 06:13:13 PM  

vossiewulf: It was not clear what may have provoked the swarm to attack the children, but it seemed unlikely the incident involved Africanized honey bees

True, you never find Africanized bees in South Africa.



True, but were the children European Africans, Asian Africans, American Africans, or African Africans?
 
2013-03-09 06:19:03 PM  
waiting for the bleachers to empty after a little league baseball game i saw a little kid playing Pitcher on the mound. suddenly he starts freaking out and flailing his arms. i lost my mind, it was farking hilarious and i laughed my ass off. little did i know he was being attacked by bees. man did his Mom biatch me out.
 
2013-03-09 06:25:35 PM  
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Don't forget your parting gifts!
 
2013-03-09 06:28:58 PM  
Great.

Here we take the good time and trouble to rid South Africa of the rule of WASPs, and now the childrens gets attacked by bees!

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I am depressed.
 
2013-03-09 06:35:29 PM  
Don't worry.


BEEEEEE HAPPY!
 
2013-03-09 06:51:27 PM  
Terror Out of the Sky.

Killer bees swarm a school bus, and the kids inside have to block the vents to keep them out. Gave me nightmares.

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2013-03-09 07:59:18 PM  

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oh bee-have


More like bee-hive, amirite?
 
2013-03-09 08:03:22 PM  
your weapons are useless against them!

/fark is slow today
 
2013-03-09 08:13:31 PM  
Too bad Henry Winkler wasn't near by
 
2013-03-09 08:37:38 PM  

Amos Quito: Great.

Here we take the good time and trouble to rid South Africa of the rule of WASPs, and now the childrens gets attacked by bees!

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I am depressed.


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2013-03-09 09:20:30 PM  
Am I in before Chris Farley?
 
2013-03-09 09:32:24 PM  
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2013-03-09 09:40:50 PM  
At least they've all been cured of HIV....
 
2013-03-10 12:50:57 AM  
Did Oprah host a special show there?
 
2013-03-10 12:52:18 AM  
 
2013-03-10 01:21:59 AM  
They were Americanized bees and they were acting like enormous douche-bags at the time.
 
2013-03-10 09:56:33 PM  
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