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(Washington Times)   Bloomberg launches Food Felonies Unit (FFU) to combat food crimes, troll the gullible on the interwebs   (communities.washingtontimes.com) divider line 45
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2013-03-09 12:08:51 PM  
Is today April 1st??  Crap... my mortgage payment is due.
 
2013-03-09 12:27:52 PM  
The People's Cube is satire, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if Bloomberg pulled such a stunt.
 
2013-03-09 12:52:02 PM  
Aww I would've had a field day about what constituted a food crime.

/mostly what my mother cooks
//hai-yo
 
2013-03-09 12:59:37 PM  

downstairs: Is today April 1st??


Man, daylight saving time is BRUTAL this year!
 
2013-03-09 01:28:08 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: downstairs: Is today April 1st??

Man, daylight saving time is BRUTAL this year!


Still not as bad as the BC/AD changeover.
 
2013-03-09 02:00:40 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: downstairs: Is today April 1st??

Man, daylight saving time is BRUTAL this year!

Still not as bad as the BC/AD changeover.


You'd have to get a new bloody watch!
 
2013-03-09 02:42:09 PM  
FFUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2013-03-09 04:08:52 PM  
At The People's Cube, we do NOT equate all "liberals" with communists. The purpose of this website is topick up "liberal" hitchhikers and give them a ride to the communist wonderland - the inevitable end result of their "well-meaning" policies.

Dafuq?

At least it explains why the attempt at satire wasn't funny.
 
2013-03-09 04:28:59 PM  
This would be cool if real. Guy Fieri and Paula Dean could be like Thelma & Louise.
 
2013-03-09 04:44:15 PM  
I did chuckle when they referred to it as the "Double F-U."
 
2013-03-09 04:45:20 PM  
As if CSI needed any more spinoffs.
 
2013-03-09 04:47:04 PM  
Is this true?
 
2013-03-09 04:49:00 PM  
FFS
 
2013-03-09 04:49:20 PM  
FFU. when FU is not enough
 
2013-03-09 04:51:41 PM  
"In the criminal justice system, diners are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
 
2013-03-09 04:51:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-09 04:52:23 PM  
I can hardly wait for the iconic movie that tells this whole story of intrigue, crime and fatties.

The French Fry Connection?

7 Liters in a Duffelbag?
 
2013-03-09 04:54:58 PM  

quatchi: At The People's Cube, we do NOT equate all "liberals" with communists. The purpose of this website is topick up "liberal" hitchhikers and give them a ride to the communist wonderland - the inevitable end result of their "well-meaning" policies.

Dafuq?

At least it explains why the attempt at satire wasn't funny.


Yes it was.  Sorry you don't feel like it is a win for "Your Team."
Bloomberg wants to defy party politics and labels. He is being successful.  Control freaks might pander to one side or another, but they are really only interested in themselves.
 
2013-03-09 04:56:28 PM  
There are 8 million stories in the naked city.
 
2013-03-09 04:57:31 PM  
www.smbc-comics.com

dl.dropbox.com
/SMBC is oddly relevant today...
 
2013-03-09 05:07:04 PM  

xtrc8u: Yes it was.  Sorry you don't feel like it is a win for "Your Team."


No it wasn't. I get the aversion to nanny statism as practiced by Bloomers, truly I do and have previously poked fun at his heavy handed attempts to legislate morality by decree but the article itself felt over wrought. It tried too hard and failed to elicit even a minor chuckle from me.

Your mileage, of course, may, and obviously has, varied.
 
2013-03-09 05:10:01 PM  

whither_apophis: This would be cool if real. Guy Fieri and Paula Dean could be like Thelma & Louise.


If only.  Especially the part where they drive off a cliff.
 
2013-03-09 05:14:32 PM  

Xanadone: whither_apophis: This would be cool if real. Guy Fieri and Paula Dean could be like Thelma & Louise.

If only.  Especially the part where they drive off a cliff.


That's the only part people remember.  (Okay, chicks may recall a half-naked Brad Pitt, but I don't. NTTAWWT).
 
2013-03-09 05:18:25 PM  
Food www.foodrepublic.com

Food felony foodiecuisine.com
 
2013-03-09 05:18:43 PM  

whither_apophis: This would be cool if real. Guy Fieri and Paula Dean could be like Thelma & Louise.


The scene where guy gets raped on the hood of a classic caddy would be rather un appetizing.

/taking it to flavortown!
 
2013-03-09 05:22:40 PM  
Other experts see the Double-F-U as a way to bring in much needed revenues through fines and penalties.

Bloomberg could make a killing offering seminars on how to build a more repressive nanny state to UK politicians, and their so-called "Home Office".

They just eat that crap up over there.
 
2013-03-09 05:29:56 PM  
I was caught at White Castle putting salt on my fries.

i92.photobucket.com

I throw myself on the mercy of the food court.
 
2013-03-09 05:45:24 PM  
If Mayo BloomBiatch would fix the roads like he is supposed to they wouldn't need those big butts for cushion.
 
2013-03-09 05:51:15 PM  
why not make french fries illegal
and demand us all eat Fish McBites instead

FISH-A FISH-AYYY
 
2013-03-09 05:51:50 PM  

quatchi: At The People's Cube, we do NOT equate all "liberals" with communists. The purpose of this website is topick up "liberal" hitchhikers and give them a ride to the communist wonderland - the inevitable end result of their "well-meaning" policies.

Dafuq?

At least it explains why the attempt at satire wasn't funny.


DERP!
Yeah, totally not funny. Go have gay sex
 
2013-03-09 06:08:17 PM  
"restaurant menu supervision"  ... what the fark?!??! so now your menu has to be legally approved by the cops too?
 
2013-03-09 06:11:23 PM  
I cannot wait to read of bloomberg's death. Hope it happens soon. Yes. Really.
 
2013-03-09 06:19:19 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: throw myself on the mercy of the food court.


Now that's funny
 
2013-03-09 06:23:41 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: why not make french fries illegal
and demand us all eat Fish McBites instead

FISH-A FISH-AYYY


dammit man that was funny. i lol'd heartily.

/ still chuckling
 
2013-03-09 06:29:21 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: downstairs: Is today April 1st??

Man, daylight saving time is BRUTAL this year!


Clocks is dildos.
 
2013-03-09 06:32:23 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: "In the criminal justice system, diners are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."


Came for this.  Leaving.... a bit hungry!
 
2013-03-09 06:48:13 PM  
Uh oh... looks like someone's bumhurt about the Onion always getting in the good jabs.

Listen conservidorks... humor isn't your strong point. Stick to frothy rage. You wear it much better.
 
2013-03-09 06:54:10 PM  
 
2013-03-09 07:05:05 PM  

here to help: Uh oh... looks like someone's bumhurt about the Onion always getting in the good jabs.

Listen conservidorks... humor isn't your strong point. Stick to frothy rage. You wear it much better.


You know, it's true what they say about feminists and liberals always taking themselves way too seriously.
 
2013-03-09 07:13:46 PM  

blacksho89: here to help: Uh oh... looks like someone's bumhurt about the Onion always getting in the good jabs.

Listen conservidorks... humor isn't your strong point. Stick to frothy rage. You wear it much better.

You know, it's true what they say about feminists and liberals always taking themselves way too seriously.


I bet you have a large collection of Larry the Cable Guy's standup comedy... on VHS.
 
2013-03-09 07:27:56 PM  

here to help: You know, it's true what they say about feminists and liberals always taking themselves way too seriously.

I bet you have a large collection of Larry the Cable Guy's standup comedy... on VHS.


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2013-03-09 07:42:39 PM  
I was wondering what I was gonna pitch to Dick Wolf. I'm picturing Melissa McCarthy in the lead.
 
2013-03-09 08:15:44 PM  
up-ship.com
 
2013-03-10 09:11:37 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-10 10:26:53 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: "In the criminal justice system, diners are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."


Replace the "chunk chunk" sound with someone lightly tapping a crystal glass, and I think you might just have something there!
 
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