Mr. Coffee Nerves: If the parents are Walmart shoppers how did the kids fit in a standard tub?
Rik01: For those of you not born in the pre-perv era, taking nude photographs of your infants was a time honored and cherished tradition.I guess you see these old jokes and spots on TV where the girl friend of some guy meeting her folks gets mortified when Mom suggests bringing out the family photo album and don't understand.Nearly every family years ago had some nude pictures of their children when they were real small. Now, under today's morals, they'd all be pervs, meaning you'd have to put probably 90,000,000 on the sex offender list.If you're a parent, you tend to see your nude infant as a thing of beauty, innocence and precious. Many wanted to capture those moments because the child grows up so fast.No. You didn't go flashing such pictures around to the general public. Yes, businesses did use cute images of nude infants as product endorsements.No one considered it porn.BTW, your folks probably have Polaroid pictures of you when you were a nude mass of gurgling, pooping, shove-anything-in-your-mouth, giggling innocence.Now, you're a hairy, obnoxious adult. You folks will fondly look back on those pictures and recall when you were a less mouthy bundle of joy.It does NOT mean they're pervs.It means they loved and adored you and were proud of what they made together. They wanted memories of those moments to look back on in their old age.And not just pictures of diapered you smearing oatmeal all over your face, sticking your finger in the dogs arse or drooling creamed peas down your chin.Everyone today is so terrified of potential sexual offenses, blown far out of proportion by the media, that they loose all common sense.Besides, I hate to burst your bubble, but the amount of real pervs who get turned on by infants is very, very low. Actual pervs don't react until the kid starts looking more or less like a small person.Infants tend to be basically blobby characterizations and asexual.You might be shocked to know that parents bathing NAKED with ...
Rik01: BTW, your folks probably have Polaroid pictures of you when you were a nude mass of gurgling, pooping, shove-anything-in-your-mouth, giggling innocence.
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Gig103: But the damage had been done: The couple's named went on a central registry of sex offendersAfter being found not guilty? WTF is wrong with our country?
xanadian: How much time do you have?
ArkAngel: How does one get on a sex offender registry without having been convicted of a crime?
Gig103: After being found not guilty? WTF is wrong with our country?
namatad: ArkAngel: How does one get on a sex offender registry without having been convicted of a crime?welcome to the police stategood luck on getting your name removed from a listno fly listsex offenderbad credit
Godscrack: Either way, if grown people are so naive/stupid to have personal family pictures developed by total strangers, they deserve anything they have coming to them.
downstairs: namatad: ArkAngel: How does one get on a sex offender registry without having been convicted of a crime?welcome to the police stategood luck on getting your name removed from a listno fly listsex offenderbad creditI get where you're going, but there's some pretty strict standards when it comes to credit. It can only take into account 7 (I think?) years. Bankrupcies I think stick around for 10?You can easily get yourself out of bad credit. It does take some time. And requires a good period of time without real, serious bad luck.
Jon iz teh kewl: seriously it's bull shiat. i mean why the hell would you take a picture of your daughters? so you could masturbate to them?cause it's CUTE?i don't think so. enjoy your extended sentence, douchebag
Rik01: No one considered it porn.
CruiserTwelve: People still get pictures developed?
Jon iz teh kewl: Mr. Coffee Nerves: If the parents are Walmart shoppers how did the kids fit in a standard tub?well teh kids had to be skinnycause it was a sexually provoking picture.
Nick Nostril: Yeah, that asteroid can't farking slam into us fast enough.
Kahabut: Godscrack: Either way, if grown people are so naive/stupid to have personal family pictures developed by total strangers, they deserve anything they have coming to them.WTF is wrong with you?
ZAZ: ArkAngel: How does one get on a sex offender registry without having been convicted of a crime?I assume it's similar to the abuser registry we have in Massachusetts. If you ever have a restraining order taken out against you, welcome to the list. You won't get a job working with children where they check your background. State law says the order must remain on the list even if it is later vacated. Precedent says a man who is not a lawyer can not get off the list by saying she lied but a female who is a lawyer can get off the list by saying he lied. There is no reported decision that I know saying whether a male lawyer can get off the list.
megarian: TFA say that he girls had medical exams and they showed no sexual abuse....That kind of an exam on a little girl? For nakie bath time pictures taken by mom and dad? Yikes.
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