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(Orlando Sentinel)   Remember to set your clocks forward an hour today, because if you don't you're going to look like the world's most foolish time traveler. San Dimas High School football RULES   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 64
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2013-03-09 10:11:43 AM  
so i'll have to set my alarm for 2 am.  so i can set it to 3 am
then it takes like 3 hours to get back to sleep (i'm a chronic insomniac)
 
2013-03-09 12:11:39 PM  
F*ck DST

/that is all
 
2013-03-09 12:42:55 PM  
Don't forget to wind your watch!
 
2013-03-09 01:10:46 PM  
Remember to set your clocks forward an hour today, because if you don't you're going to look like the world's most foolish time traveler.

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Who are we kidding, he never went to Castleton!
 
2013-03-09 01:12:13 PM  
Ah crap. I forgot. We're losing an hour, right?
 
2013-03-09 01:26:32 PM  
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/obscure?
 
2013-03-09 01:28:34 PM  
Dude, your mom is hot.
 
2013-03-09 01:47:01 PM  
I'm not looking forward to the lack of sleep, but at least half of my clocks will have the correct time again.
 
2013-03-09 01:52:33 PM  
*does not apply in Arizona.

That means tonight we go back on Pacific time, which I prefer, because it means we're no longer in sync with Utah and Idaho. F*ck Idaho.
 
2013-03-09 02:24:29 PM  
HA HA
 
2013-03-09 02:53:03 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-09 02:53:23 PM  
So tomorrow is when all the trains stop for an hour so the schedule isn't messed up?

/be cool if airplanes did the same thing
 
2013-03-09 02:54:05 PM  
Excellent!
 
2013-03-09 02:54:26 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Dude, your mom is hot.


Shut UP, Ted!
 
2013-03-09 02:55:40 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Remember to set your clocks forward an hour today, because if you don't you're going to look like the world's most foolish time traveler.

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Who are we kidding, he never went to Castleton!


I knew I could count on you delivering something relevant and funny, but I wasn't expecting to bust out the chinderwear!
 
2013-03-09 02:55:55 PM  

calbert: [assets.sbnation.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


No. Not even slightly.
 
2013-03-09 02:57:31 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Don't forget to wind your watch!


So....... Do I scratch my ass or wind my watch? I can never figure this out.
 
2013-03-09 03:01:07 PM  

calbert: [assets.sbnation.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


How can it even BE obscure if the headline itself is referencing it?

Kill yourself.
 
2013-03-09 03:02:26 PM  
Don't forget to wind your watch!
 
2013-03-09 03:02:55 PM  
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damn you, George Vernon Hudson....

/wikipedia rules!
 
2013-03-09 03:03:57 PM  

DeltaPunch: I knew I could count on you delivering something relevant and funny, but I wasn't expecting to bust out the chinderwear!


I did it for GenCorp and J.K. Robertson!
 
2013-03-09 03:06:18 PM  
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Fark that noise.
 
2013-03-09 03:06:30 PM  
Theres 3 clocks i can think of that dont auto change. And i didnt set any of those back 6 months ago, so im good.
 
2013-03-09 03:08:03 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I did it for GenCorp and J.K. Robertson!


He died as he lived, mud-stained and splaying.
 
2013-03-09 03:09:24 PM  
No, no. You set your clock BACK an hour for DST, not forward.
 
2013-03-09 03:10:06 PM  
I'm going to get really drunk tonight and pretend I blacked out for an hour.
 
2013-03-09 03:11:32 PM  
The clock on my stove was incorrectly set after the last time I lost power. It's an hour off now, but I can't remember if it's fast or slow. There's a 50% chance of it being correct tomorrow and a 100% chance of it not being changed either way.
 
2013-03-09 03:11:42 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: So tomorrow is when all the trains stop for an hour so the schedule isn't messed up?

/be cool if airplanes did the same thing


Airplanes can't stop in midair, silly.  If they could they'd be helicopters.
 
2013-03-09 03:12:14 PM  

t3knomanser: He died as he lived, mud-stained and splaying.


*begins the world's longest countdown*
 
2013-03-09 03:13:18 PM  

upndn: RedPhoenix122: Don't forget to wind your watch!

So....... Do I scratch my ass or wind my watch? I can never figure this out.


Combine the tasks.

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2013-03-09 03:14:10 PM  

JesseL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 225x150]

Fark that noise.


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2013-03-09 03:21:13 PM  
If you're so smart, what time is it right now
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2013-03-09 03:28:03 PM  

Metal: I'm going to get really drunk tonight and pretend I blacked out for an hour.


I like the way you think!
 
2013-03-09 03:28:59 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: So tomorrow is when all the trains stop for an hour so the schedule isn't messed up?

/be cool if airplanes did the same thing


Nope, that's when we add the hour back in the fall.

However, if trains do indeed do this (do they?)... what do they do overnight tonight?  Go super, super fast?
 
2013-03-09 03:29:38 PM  
I always set my clocks forward a few weeks early.  That way I get to drink earlier and not feel guilty!
 
2013-03-09 03:31:21 PM  
I'm disappointed that San Dimas got rid of the Western style of downtown, & that Taiwanese cowboy UFO cult  http://www.texnews.com/texas97/cult122497.html
 
2013-03-09 03:31:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: F*ck DST

/that is all


Since I work for myself, I love it.  But I feel bad for my wife, who's going to be going to work in the friggin dark now.
 
2013-03-09 03:35:16 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: so i'll have to set my alarm for 2 am.  so i can set it to 3 am
then it takes like 3 hours to get back to sleep (i'm a chronic insomniac)


Why don't you set it ahead before you go to sleep?
 
2013-03-09 03:39:22 PM  

Bane of Broone: Jon iz teh kewl: so i'll have to set my alarm for 2 am.  so i can set it to 3 am
then it takes like 3 hours to get back to sleep (i'm a chronic insomniac)

Why don't you set it ahead before you go to sleep?


But then his clock would be incorrect.
 
2013-03-09 03:43:13 PM  
I hate springing forward, especially this weekend. I wanted that hour because I didn't get enough sleep during the week.
 
2013-03-09 03:46:06 PM  
Cool, the clock in my truck will be correct again. Yay for bicycle rides after work!
 
2013-03-09 03:50:19 PM  

louiedog: Bane of Broone: Jon iz teh kewl: so i'll have to set my alarm for 2 am.  so i can set it to 3 am
then it takes like 3 hours to get back to sleep (i'm a chronic insomniac)

Why don't you set it ahead before you go to sleep?

But then his clock would be incorrect.


correct !
 
2013-03-09 03:54:08 PM  

downstairs: AliceBToklasLives: So tomorrow is when all the trains stop for an hour so the schedule isn't messed up?

/be cool if airplanes did the same thing

Nope, that's when we add the hour back in the fall.

However, if trains do indeed do this (do they?)... what do they do overnight tonight?  Go super, super fast?


I thought pretty much the same as you when i read that post. That's the only logical solution...
 
2013-03-09 03:56:01 PM  
Ah yes, it's that time of year again when everyone in international business gets to curse Congress for their stupid idea.
 
2013-03-09 03:58:38 PM  

leevis: I hate springing forward, especially this weekend. I wanted that hour because I didn't get enough sleep during the week.


So what? If you don't have to be to work tomorrow morning sleep in an extra hour....
 
2013-03-09 04:01:03 PM  
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Didn't Ben Franklin come up with this idea? I think I'll just burn him in effigy instead of changing all my clocks.

Actually, I have at least 1 clock I won't have to adjust because I never bothered to the last time.

Seriously, My stove, microwave and coffee maker all have their own clocks and they're all within 18 inches of each other. Isn't that overkill?
 
2013-03-09 04:04:12 PM  
JesseL:

upload.wikimedia.org

Fark that noise.

AMEN!!

25 years ago I worked at a McDonalds.  I was working the opening shift that Sunday.   I got there before the manager and I saw two other people in the parking lot who turned out to be employees on the same shift.  I asked them why they were there so early.  They asked me why everyone else was so late.  They had set their clocks ahead the night before.  So we got to laugh at them that morning.  In the fall, I wasn't working the morning shift, but did hear about one new guy who showed up an hour late.

I like it how some like to make fun of Arizona.  We're not the ones who fark with our clocks.  We have enough sense to set them and fuhgeddaboutit.
 
2013-03-09 04:04:29 PM  

Craptastic: calbert: [assets.sbnation.com image 400x300]

/obscure?

No. Not even slightly.


Why do people even say that?
 
2013-03-09 04:05:41 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: JesseL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 225x150]

Fark that noise.

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If North Korea doesn't observe daylight savings time, it may be the only sensible thing they've ever done.
 
2013-03-09 04:07:00 PM  
only clocks I have are my phone and PC. So they all set automatically.
Still sucks to loose an hour, at least they do it on the weekend. Sucks for those that work tomorrow though I guess.

/Agree with the fk DST setiment. Life would be easier if we stopped using it.
 
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