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(WTKR)   Kinda hot school security assistant accused of allowing 15-year-old to perform cavity searches   (wtkr.com) divider line 54
    More: Obvious, Virginia Beach, security assistant, sexual contact  
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2013-03-09 02:27:36 PM
Giggity.
 
2013-03-09 02:28:25 PM
Since she wasn't "smoking hot," I risked the click. Subby speaks truth.

sharing.fox43tv.com
 
2013-03-09 02:30:43 PM
I'd say the kid had probable cause.
 
2013-03-09 02:30:59 PM
too many stories like this involving kids...

/awaiting the handbasket to hell
 
2013-03-09 02:31:55 PM
Don't stop until you reach the back of their teeth.

i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-09 02:32:54 PM
I just never know to click the links or not anymore.
 
2013-03-09 02:37:06 PM
subby, you need to turn in your Fark card.

/what the hell, honest headlines
//what's next, anarchy thats what!
 
2013-03-09 02:37:24 PM

gerbilpox: Since she wasn't "smoking hot," I risked the click. Subby speaks truth.

[sharing.fox43tv.com image 192x240]


That's a tough 22.

Also, she's married.

//cuckolded by a 15 year old, that's gotta suck.
 
2013-03-09 02:37:30 PM
that's pretty farked up to smear someone all over a worldwide source before they are proven guilty.

/ this one's for fighting, this one's for fun
 
2013-03-09 02:38:56 PM
In school drones would eliminate this nonsense.
 
2013-03-09 02:39:55 PM

Badafuco: I just never know to click the links or not anymore.


Never know what happens after click.

img.ffffound.com
 
2013-03-09 02:43:26 PM
i234.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-09 02:51:13 PM
*scans headline*

*cautiously clicks on link*


therapup.net
 
2013-03-09 02:52:56 PM
They never told how they found out... Was it just the kids word against hers? I know a lot of them are, and are probably just the kid being a dick because she did something he didn't like.
 
2013-03-09 02:52:58 PM
Oooo Yeah, hold it , security.
 
2013-03-09 02:57:17 PM

grokca: Oooo Yeah, hold it , security.


Oy vey.
 
2013-03-09 02:57:45 PM
First thing I thought of when I saw the photo:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-09 02:59:38 PM
Oh poor little 15-year old "victim"
 
2013-03-09 03:01:40 PM
Just waiting for the first story out of SD:  "He asked if I wanted to see his gun/ she said she'd show me her holster."
 
2013-03-09 03:02:40 PM

Bslim: Oh poor little 15-year old "victim"


poor kid will have to live with the ridicule and humiliation of having gotten laid by an older lady and being the envy of his peers..  poor poor kid..
 
2013-03-09 03:03:18 PM

machoprogrammer: They never told how they found out... Was it just the kids word against hers? I know a lot of them are, and are probably just the kid being a dick because she did something he didn't like.


That's the part I never understand. The risk in getting caught is bad enough, but you're also trusting an emotional teenager to not tell on you if you anger them in some way. They've basically got you blackmailed.
 
2013-03-09 03:04:14 PM

KangTheMad: gerbilpox: Since she wasn't "smoking hot," I risked the click. Subby speaks truth.

[sharing.fox43tv.com image 192x240]

That's a tough 22.

Also, she's married.

//cuckolded by a 15 year old, that's gotta suck.


If he was lucky!

[rimshot]
 
2013-03-09 03:05:04 PM

Unobtanium: First thing I thought of when I saw the photo:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


I'd like to have her silence my lamb.
 
2013-03-09 03:05:18 PM
We had something like this when I was a kid in school. Kid on the basketball team had a bad home life, so he was staying at the home of one of the coaches. Well a few weeks later he calls the cops reporting that the coach tried to rape him. Got reported by al the local news outlets. Some of my buddies were even interviewed for the news. None of us could believe it. Turns out it was all a bunch of crap. The coach had caught the kid stealing the coach's money and the kid wanted revenge for being kicked out. And even though it was all proven false and the kid admitted he lied, the coach was put on academic leave and eventually fired.
 
2013-03-09 03:10:17 PM

gerbilpox: Since she wasn't "smoking hot," I risked the click. Subby speaks truth.

[sharing.fox43tv.com image 192x240]


Yes I agree, thats a tough looking 22 year old.

/ridden hard put away wet etc.
 
2013-03-09 03:11:37 PM
Story has been revised; last night, the student was female.
 
2013-03-09 03:12:54 PM

LoneWolf343: Unobtanium: First thing I thought of when I saw the photo:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I'd like to have her silence my lamb.


I'd like to have her hello my Clarice.
 
2013-03-09 03:18:31 PM

Richard_The_Clown: We had something like this when I was a kid in school. Kid on the basketball team had a bad home life, so he was staying at the home of one of the coaches. Well a few weeks later he calls the cops reporting that the coach tried to rape him. Got reported by al the local news outlets. Some of my buddies were even interviewed for the news. None of us could believe it. Turns out it was all a bunch of crap. The coach had caught the kid stealing the coach's money and the kid wanted revenge for being kicked out. And even though it was all proven false and the kid admitted he lied, the coach was put on academic leave and eventually fired.


Yeah, I get the feeling a lot of these "teacher-student sex" cases are like that. Unless you have evidence (text messages,  etc...), I am skeptical.

Teacher is going to fail student. Student claims rape.

Student thinks teacher is hot, so he makes a move. Teacher tells him to bugger off. Student claims rape.

I was a high school boy once, and believe me, a lot of them would do such a thing to ruin a person's life.
 
2013-03-09 03:21:53 PM
Where in the hell were all of these awful women when I was in school whose dirty, naughty activities I would have never told another living soul about had they done them to me?
 
2013-03-09 03:23:00 PM

tonguedepressor: LoneWolf343: Unobtanium: First thing I thought of when I saw the photo:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I'd like to have her silence my lamb.

I'd like to have her hello my Clarice.


I'd eat it with a nice chianti and some fava beans
 
2013-03-09 03:26:21 PM
Wow, check out the 'faces of meth' article linked at the bottom...wow the last before/after is just...disturbing...
http://wtkr.com/2012/04/27/photos-faces-of-meth/
I kept asking myself if they mixed up extras from the walking dead in the list.  Crazy.

Oh and yah uh, poor young lad, such a tragedy for him I'm sure.
 
2013-03-09 03:28:11 PM

Whiskey Pete: Where in the hell were all of these awful women when I was in school whose dirty, naughty activities I would have never told another living soul about had they done them to me?


Are you kidding? I would have told everyone, because that would have been badass.

Therein lies the problem, I suspect.
 
2013-03-09 03:31:04 PM
Maybe she was just doing her job as security officer...
She saw a possible threat and said 'Quick! Hide in my vagina!'
 
2013-03-09 03:31:09 PM

Whiskey Pete: Where in the hell were all of these awful women when I was in school whose dirty, naughty activities I would have never told another living soul about had they done them to me?


Avoiding you.
 
2013-03-09 03:38:16 PM

CygnusDarius: Whiskey Pete: Where in the hell were all of these awful women when I was in school whose dirty, naughty activities I would have never told another living soul about had they done them to me?

Avoiding you.


Is that you and your brother in your profile?
 
2013-03-09 03:39:44 PM
Kind of hot? I would piss on her face. Nothing more.
 
2013-03-09 03:44:17 PM
Kinda hot? She's hotter than most of the "smokin hots" that are posted here.
 
2013-03-09 03:48:25 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Story has been revised; last night, the student was female.


So, downgraded from, "ZOMG That's so hawt?"

//Virginia Beach plays Florida for the Commonwealth....
 
2013-03-09 03:48:27 PM

theewhiterhino: tonguedepressor: LoneWolf343: Unobtanium: First thing I thought of when I saw the photo:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I'd like to have her silence my lamb.

I'd like to have her hello my Clarice.

I'd eat it with a nice chianti and some fava beans


I'd give her the hose again
 
2013-03-09 03:51:56 PM
First, I guess the CALM Act doesn't apply to the online world BECAUSE THANKS A LOT FOR A REALLY FARKING LOUD COMMERCIAL FOR FARKING FAZOLI'S

Secondly, what the fark is up with the boots the anchor is wearing? Between that and the skirt, all I can tell you is that woman has knees.

Third, writing for local TV news has to be the most soul-sucking thing ever besides being on GLEE.
 
2013-03-09 03:54:31 PM
"Yes, there are a lot of military people in this community, but we still stand for something and our spouses stand for so much more..."

...like flattening Afghan weddings and Pakistani grade schools with drone missile strikes.
 
2013-03-09 03:54:36 PM

Archae hippy: theewhiterhino: tonguedepressor: LoneWolf343: Unobtanium: First thing I thought of when I saw the photo:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I'd like to have her silence my lamb.

I'd like to have her hello my Clarice.

I'd eat it with a nice chianti and some fava beans

I'd give her the hose again


I'd let her have an old friend for dinner
 
2013-03-09 03:59:34 PM

mat catastrophe: Secondly, what the fark is up with the boots the anchor is wearing? Between that and the skirt, all I can tell you is that woman has knees.


That is Bianca Martinez. While a little bit, some would say, chunky, she is pretty easy on the eyes.
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net

/she's apparently married to a local Navy guy
 
2013-03-09 04:07:34 PM

tonguedepressor: Archae hippy: theewhiterhino: tonguedepressor: LoneWolf343: Unobtanium: First thing I thought of when I saw the photo:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I'd like to have her silence my lamb.

I'd like to have her hello my Clarice.

I'd eat it with a nice chianti and some fava beans

I'd give her the hose again

I'd let her have an old friend for dinner


I'd multiple Migs her.
 
2013-03-09 04:20:07 PM

TheLads69: tonguedepressor: Archae hippy: theewhiterhino: tonguedepressor: LoneWolf343: Unobtanium: First thing I thought of when I saw the photo:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I'd like to have her silence my lamb.

I'd like to have her hello my Clarice.

I'd eat it with a nice chianti and some fava beans

I'd give her the hose again

I'd let her have an old friend for dinner

I'd multiple Migs her.


I'd flay her flesh for my woman suit.

/wait. that doesn't work, does it?
 
2013-03-09 04:26:33 PM

Whiskey Pete: CygnusDarius: Whiskey Pete: Where in the hell were all of these awful women when I was in school whose dirty, naughty activities I would have never told another living soul about had they done them to me?

Avoiding you.

Is that you and your brother in your profile?


Damn. U mad, bro.
 
2013-03-09 05:21:57 PM

mat catastrophe: TheLads69: tonguedepressor: Archae hippy: theewhiterhino: tonguedepressor: LoneWolf343: Unobtanium: First thing I thought of when I saw the photo:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I'd like to have her silence my lamb.

I'd like to have her hello my Clarice.

I'd eat it with a nice chianti and some fava beans

I'd give her the hose again

I'd let her have an old friend for dinner

I'd multiple Migs her.

I'd flay her flesh for my woman suit.

/wait. that doesn't work, does it?


I'd THIS IS SPARTA her anyday! Wait, what movie is she from again?
 
2013-03-09 05:34:10 PM

Bane of Broone: Whiskey Pete: CygnusDarius: Whiskey Pete: Where in the hell were all of these awful women when I was in school whose dirty, naughty activities I would have never told another living soul about had they done them to me?

Avoiding you.

Is that you and your brother in your profile?

Damn. U mad, bro.


;D
 
2013-03-09 06:27:01 PM
A teacher I know just got sentenced for his student diddling. The investigation concluded the girl was 15 years and 40 weeks when it started..

He got was charged with aggravated child molestation, plead out to "regular" child molestation, 15 years, 10 to serve in the state penitentiary system...


I'm sure her sentence will be comparable
 
2013-03-09 07:09:09 PM
Everybody is so hardon these teachers about their looks- The other current thread is pretty harsh;

CSB: I had  an English teacher back in the day (early 70's) when I had my chance. Forget the merits, ethics, morals or legal ramifications. I was getting high and laid at 14 anyway (it WAS the 70's). She was sexy in that  modest "librarian" sorta way- early 30's I think, I was a 16 year old TA in her class..Lots of after school "grading" and cool discussions on literature. I thought she was pretty hot (and I have a good history of mutually agreed upon "pretty" girls in my life, but you incredibly handsome farkers would probably rip her a new one. I still liked her "come on"

"Look!~I have this big tear in my nylons- how did THAT get there?" (while she all but stuffed her muff in my face). I was semi-shocked. Kinda "Mrs Robinson" thing- I (think I) regret passing up that potential tryst-

Came very close to sealing the deal that day. Saw her years later and we drank some wine at a bistro. Acted like it never happened (maybe she got into some trouble with some other kid down the line)

/end of CSB
 
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