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(Freewoodpost.com)   Throw away your tinfoil hat and upgrade to aluminum diamond plate. The Tea Party is now worried Obama may use asteroids to destroy their underground bunkers   (freewoodpost.com) divider line 90
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2013-03-09 08:18:17 AM
What's with all the links to parody websites this morning? And this one went Green?

Huh. I guess Caturday has everybody distracted...
 
2013-03-09 08:22:11 AM
In before the "the Tea Party is SOOO radical I thought I believed it!"
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-03-09 08:22:30 AM

MmmmBacon: What's with all the links to parody websites this morning? And this one went Green?

Huh. I guess Caturday has everybody distracted...



Actually I posted this and I added the words "From a source more reliable than FOX" at the end to let it be known I knew it was a spoof.  I then previewed it an there were no problems with the headline length.  However when posted, someone had removed the last sentence.
 
2013-03-09 08:23:32 AM

NFA: MmmmBacon: What's with all the links to parody websites this morning? And this one went Green?

Huh. I guess Caturday has everybody distracted...


Actually I posted this and I added the words "From a source more reliable than FOX" at the end to let it be known I knew it was a spoof.  I then previewed it an there were no problems with the headline length.  However when posted, someone had removed the last sentence.


Bummer.
 
2013-03-09 08:31:33 AM
Parody or not, can any one of you honesty say this won't happen?
 
2013-03-09 08:36:26 AM

St_Francis_P: Parody or not, can any one of you honesty say this won't happen?


I have family who are proud Teahadists, and they would blame literally anything on Obama, if they could find a way to do so.

Tsunami? Obama caused it.
Alien invasion? Obama allowed it.
Zombie Apocalypse? Antichrist Obama's plan to destroy all the good Christian Americans.
 
2013-03-09 08:37:59 AM
Satire or not?  I can't tell anymore.
 
2013-03-09 09:02:35 AM

MmmmBacon: NFA: MmmmBacon: What's with all the links to parody websites this morning? And this one went Green?

Huh. I guess Caturday has everybody distracted...


Actually I posted this and I added the words "From a source more reliable than FOX" at the end to let it be known I knew it was a spoof.  I then previewed it an there were no problems with the headline length.  However when posted, someone had removed the last sentence.

Bummer.


Don't you mean '0bummer'?
 
2013-03-09 09:19:39 AM

MmmmBacon: What's with all the links to parody websites this morning?


This.

FARK are serious website, no?
 
2013-03-09 09:21:24 AM
www.bookfever.com

Obama should hire these guys...cause they kinda look like republicans...that'll confuse the hell outta them!
 
2013-03-09 10:27:47 AM
Well, good, let's get them sold on an asteroid defense system.
 
2013-03-09 10:28:45 AM
I know a couple of teabaggers who could probably be convinced of this without too much effort.
 
2013-03-09 10:31:39 AM
No worries. An AR-15 not only protects against drone strikes, it can also take out an asteroid.
 
2013-03-09 10:32:48 AM
Yes, because their corporate overlords would let Obama drop on their paranoid little heads rocks with mineral values in the trillions.

/Wait...
 
2013-03-09 10:33:13 AM
You joke, smitty, but give it time: some 'bagger is bound to write something just as stupid...if not stupider.
 
2013-03-09 10:37:31 AM

eraser8: You joke, smitty, but give it time: some 'bagger is bound to write something just as stupid...if not stupider.


This. If the baggers have proven one thing it is that they will always be able to up the ante on the derp no matter what.
 
2013-03-09 10:43:16 AM
We built our bunkers out of sweat and American blood...

You dumbshiats.  Bodily fluids aren't bulletproof!  Try hiding behind all that gold you've hoarded.
 
2013-03-09 10:54:12 AM

BravadoGT: In before the "the Tea Party is SOOO radical I thought I believed it!"


A lot of the people who fall for Poe's Law tend not to be too swift themselves.
 
2013-03-09 10:55:41 AM

LarryDan43: No worries. An AR-15 not only protects against drone strikes, it can also take out an asteroid.


Not after they reduce the magazine size.
 
2013-03-09 10:56:58 AM

VJStinger: eraser8: You joke, smitty, but give it time: some 'bagger is bound to write something just as stupid...if not stupider.

This. If the baggers have proven one thing it is that they will always be able to up the ante on the derp no matter what.


Teabaggers are the greatest untapped energy source of our age.  Put a dozen of them in a room with a boiler and a GBTV feed.  As their rage builds, the boiler heats up and generates steam, which pushes the blades of a turbine.  As the turbine spins, its axle turns an electrical dynamo, producing electrical power. The power is then routed to Obama's Evil Generator, which has a maximum capacity of 1.21 Gigabads per lib-hour.  Excess power can be stored or diverted to other OEG facilities as needed.

The asteroid thing, though--that's just silly.
 
2013-03-09 11:01:14 AM
mckinneyteaparty.com
 
2013-03-09 11:02:12 AM
It took me to about a third of the way through. Then in my head I pictured the satire epiphany, and heard WKYC in Cincinnati: "god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

/god as my witness, I thought Teabaggers could think that
 
2013-03-09 11:02:13 AM
liberalismdefined.com
 
2013-03-09 11:04:21 AM
i.imgur.com
Thanks for the Asteroid Obama!
 
2013-03-09 11:05:57 AM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-09 11:09:45 AM
Don't worry everyone, Bruce Willis will save us!
 
2013-03-09 11:11:52 AM

BravadoGT: In before the "the Tea Party is SOOO radical I thought I believed it!"


At first I did after reading the initial headline, but the Cletus Rushington blog quote was over the top even for the Tea Party. They probably had make it so "over the top" to keep it from being believable, and being sued by the Tea Party for liable and slander.
 
2013-03-09 11:18:19 AM
So Obama is now aiding the Kodan armada?
 
2013-03-09 11:23:06 AM

Lochsteppe: VJStinger: eraser8: You joke, smitty, but give it time: some 'bagger is bound to write something just as stupid...if not stupider.

This. If the baggers have proven one thing it is that they will always be able to up the ante on the derp no matter what.

Teabaggers are the greatest untapped energy source of our age.  Put a dozen of them in a room with a boiler and a GBTV feed.  As their rage builds, the boiler heats up and generates steam, which pushes the blades of a turbine.  As the turbine spins, its axle turns an electrical dynamo, producing electrical power. The power is then routed to Obama's Evil Generator, which has a maximum capacity of 1.21 Gigabads per lib-hour.  Excess power can be stored or diverted to other OEG facilities as needed.

The asteroid thing, though--that's just silly.


LOOOOL! Thats where I lost it. That is just beautiful.


also:
i1091.photobucket.com
Thanks Obama!


 
2013-03-09 11:29:10 AM

Mrbogey: BravadoGT: In before the "the Tea Party is SOOO radical I thought I believed it!"

A lot of the people who fall for Poe's Law tend not to be too swift themselves.


Next people will fall for the one about teabaggers believing Obama is a Kenyan Muslim appointing  members of the Muslim Brotherhood to key positions ahead of opening the gates for waves of Muslim immigrants to overtake the Christian population and establish a world caliphate.

But thankfully they've got you guys to defend them.
 
2013-03-09 11:35:55 AM

Wyalt Derp: LarryDan43: No worries. An AR-15 not only protects against drone strikes, it can also take out an asteroid.

Not after they reduce the magazine size.


Six is more than enough with one of these

www.imfdb.org
 
2013-03-09 11:40:00 AM

St_Francis_P: Parody or not, can any one of you honesty say this won't happen?


And waste a perfectly good asteroid?
 
2013-03-09 11:44:47 AM
www.minecraftopia.com
Here you go, Teabaggers.
 
2013-03-09 11:54:13 AM

Circusdog320: [www.bookfever.com image 457x682]

Obama should hire these guys...cause they kinda look like republicans...that'll confuse the hell outta them!


That was my favorite book when I was a kid.  Atom bomb propulsion, ftw!
 
2013-03-09 11:59:46 AM
Exeter is a member of the Tea Party?
 
2013-03-09 12:09:29 PM
FTA: One Tea Party member named Cletus Rushington who lives 20 miles outside Arakdelphia wrote on his blog undergroundteapatriots.com that "Mr. Obama's out to get us, and he know he can only reach us with the power of outer space comin' down to rain hellfire on us true Americans. He don't like us much, and he know that we don't agree with everything he say so he's gonna command all the asteroids to come blow up our safe space. We built our bunkers out of sweat and American blood knowin' that one day the government was gonna come take everything away that we worked hard for, but how could we plan on an asteroid? That commie Obama is out for us in the worst way, even plottin' to find us with his fancy heat-seeking satellites, attach trackers and booster jets with his big government know-how to asteroids near by, point 'em directly at us, then boom... an asteroid gonna come get us while we's eatin' our supper 15 feet underground. Now I believe that true American young man Rand Paul will be the guy to get this done for us. He'll ask Mr. Obama and his thugs about these asteroids and then write a bill to stop it. Oh, I can't wait to see the look on Mr. Obama's face when he finds out we're onto his plan to destroy all good-blooded true Americans who ain't afraid to stand up for justice."

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-09 12:13:21 PM
Given that the FArQ points out that " The idea was to have the word Fark come to symbolize news that is really Not News. ", isn't "satire that is really Not News " pointlessly redundant?
 
2013-03-09 12:17:45 PM
smallbasic.com
 
2013-03-09 12:18:48 PM
Thanks for the effort, but I'll stick with The Onion.
 
2013-03-09 12:20:47 PM
Well they believed they'd get hit by drones so why not asteroids?

/yeah I know it's a parody
 
2013-03-09 12:26:45 PM

Spasticus Autisticus: Thanks for the effort, but I'll stick with The Onion.


So you're going to play the 9 year old c*nt card?
 
2013-03-09 12:26:53 PM

Circusdog320: [www.bookfever.com image 457x682]

Obama should hire these guys...cause they kinda look like republicans...that'll confuse the hell outta them!


Have you read that book? I really liked it as a kid.
 
2013-03-09 12:32:15 PM

peasants_are_revolting: Circusdog320: [www.bookfever.com image 457x682]

Obama should hire these guys...cause they kinda look like republicans...that'll confuse the hell outta them!

Have you read that book? I really liked it as a kid.


I've always loved the Niven/Pournelle collaborations although the story is basically Lucifer's Hammer with aliens.
 
2013-03-09 12:36:08 PM
NASA should get their funding quadrupled just to work on pounding doomsday preppers' lairs...and it could be financed entirely from an NGC reality show on targeting and recording the impacts.
 
2013-03-09 12:44:42 PM

NFA: MmmmBacon: What's with all the links to parody websites this morning? And this one went Green?

Huh. I guess Caturday has everybody distracted...


Actually I posted this and I added the words "From a source more reliable than FOX" at the end to let it be known I knew it was a spoof.  I then previewed it an there were no problems with the headline length.   However when posted, someone had removed the last sentence.


It was clearly Obama. He teleported to Mars so that he could have "plausible deniability".

/Thanks Obama!
//SHAKES TINY FIST
 
2013-03-09 12:47:29 PM
Obama's laser death cannons being built in Iran.
This is the reason Israel wants them nuked, as they want Mankind wiped out by an astoroid in order to go to see Allah in Heaven. As ancient Christian/Judea Scripture shows that Allah is the one true God.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-09 12:52:44 PM
I'll bet over 97% of the liberals who read that fake blog are out there screaming about how stupid the TEA Party is for having someone like that in it...

...while at the same time calling Hank Johnson a great American for standing up for the citizens of Guam in his effort to keep that island from capsizing.

LMFAO.
 
2013-03-09 12:55:19 PM
Obama's socialist mind-ray can turn your kids gay from 30,000 feet.
 
2013-03-09 12:59:24 PM

BigLuca: Circusdog320: [www.bookfever.com image 457x682]

Obama should hire these guys...cause they kinda look like republicans...that'll confuse the hell outta them!

That was my favorite book when I was a kid.  Atom bomb propulsion, ftw!


Great book. Lucifer's Hammer too.  Classssssssic!
 
2013-03-09 01:06:03 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Obama's socialist mind-ray can turn your kids gay from 30,000 feet.


i.imgur.com
 
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