If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(LA Times)   New report finds the Army needs more shrinks to jump up and down and yell "KILL, KILL" with prospective soldiers   (latimes.com) divider line 28
    More: Interesting, Joint Base Lewis-McChord, Michael Madigan, mental healths, soldiers, post-traumatic stress disorders  
•       •       •

2520 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Mar 2013 at 2:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



28 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-03-09 12:01:19 PM
And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," andhe started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and downyelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me,sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."
 
2013-03-09 01:03:59 PM
And the biggest, baddest father raper of 'em all came over to me, sat down, and asked "Son, what were you arrested for?"

"Litterin'"

And they all moved away from me on the bench.

"...and creating a nuisance!"

And they all scooted back over and we had a grand old time hangin' out on that bench.
 
2013-03-09 02:16:51 PM
Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-know -details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-yo u-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to know-arresting-officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-sa y", and talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words: KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?
 
2013-03-09 02:19:57 PM
I pity the fool who doesn't become an Army psychiatrist

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-09 02:20:20 PM
What makes the grass grow?!?

BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

What do we do for a living, ladies?!?

KILL! KILL! KILL

I can't hear you!

KILL! KILL! KILL!

Bullshiat, I STILL can't hear you!

KILL! KILL! KILL!

/DNRTFA
 
2013-03-09 02:20:37 PM
I usually don't jump up and down while shouting that.  I just can't multitask as well as I'd like.
 
2013-03-09 02:22:00 PM
Or fight wars only in self-defense, instead of perpetual imperial war-as-a-way-of-life?
 
2013-03-09 02:24:17 PM
"Shrink, I want to kill.  I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill.  Kill.  I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth.  Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."  And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL."
 
2013-03-09 02:24:32 PM
Brilliant headline.
 
2013-03-09 02:30:23 PM
when job requirements include being willing to kill or be killed they should be thankful anyone is willing to accept the task. and the military branches having being doing what they do a real long time; the few who shouldn't get past the earliest exams get weeded out in training. they are put in the Pajama Patrol and sent home on a short bus.
 
2013-03-09 02:32:16 PM

shanrick: And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," andhe started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and downyelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me,sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."


Didn't feel too good about it.
 
2013-03-09 02:35:39 PM
They should jump left and right a couple times too and press B, A to give their soldiers more lives.
 
2013-03-09 02:38:26 PM
Hmmm. Signed up for the Army. Now wierded out about going to new countries, meeting new people, killing them?

Maybe you shoulda stayed at Community College.
 
2013-03-09 02:48:46 PM
.... excepting Alice.
 
2013-03-09 02:48:47 PM
Y'all forget that there was a period before Bush Sr, and again for a bit during Clinton, where joining the military largely meant being away from the US for years and getting your college paid for via the GI Bill.  Most of the recruiters around now remember that time, probably push that as the image.  "Make money!  Never pay rent if you live on base!  Go to college on our dime!  Be brothers and sisters, part of something larger than yourselves!"

REMEMBER, KIDS: No matter how nice a guy/gal your recruiter seems to be, they're setting you up.  They need warm bodies with an IQ high enough to tie shoelaces.
 
2013-03-09 03:05:06 PM
Anyone that served in anything more aggressive than the girl scouts knows shrinks don't yell "KILL KILL" at you.  Drill Sergeants do that.

"Dear Frederick Subby, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a U.S. Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy arsehole, Freddy. War is the motherfarking answer."
 
2013-03-09 03:12:07 PM
4% didn't feel too good about it.
 
2013-03-09 03:15:33 PM

gerbilpox: shanrick: And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," andhe started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and downyelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me,sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

Didn't feel too good about it.


Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
 
2013-03-09 03:16:27 PM
mental healthcare "is an art and a science," differences in diagnoses between providers are not unusual, Horoho the Army's surgeon general said.

Mental healthcare is is an art?  Well then, grenades and fingering painting goes "hand in hand".
 
2013-03-09 03:22:37 PM
 
2013-03-09 03:31:58 PM

puckrock2000: gerbilpox: shanrick: And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," andhe started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and downyelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me,sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

Didn't feel too good about it.

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.


You got me. I can't handle the truth.
 
2013-03-09 03:48:09 PM
Where's the Group W bench?
 
2013-03-09 03:53:51 PM
Show him one good pic of Jody and he'll know what to do.
 
2013-03-09 04:34:18 PM

snocone: Where's the Group W bench?


They all moved away.
 
2013-03-09 05:07:27 PM
Wrong time of year for AR ref?
don't mistake Woody for the kid when buying LPs.
Okaybye.
 
2013-03-09 07:35:45 PM
Did the report include 27 8x10 color glossy photos?
 
2013-03-09 07:44:45 PM

snocone: Where's the Group W bench?


Look for the father rapers.
 
2013-03-09 08:42:30 PM
They used to sort of do this, back when they still had bayonet training.  The Drill Sgt. would yell "What is the spirit of the bayonet?" and all the grunts would yell "To Kill" and run forward and stab the straw man.  Then in the early 70s some pansy-assed congressman was at Ft. Knox on a tour and saw this and decided that it made our army look uncivilized, and got it stopped.
 
Displayed 28 of 28 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report