Stile4aly: WHAT ABOUT THE SPRINKLES?????
HempHead: If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missiles
BudTheSpud: Yeah, but who _hasn't_ bankrolled death squads in Africa? I mean, come on. It's all the rage there.
Arachnophobe: Stile4aly: WHAT ABOUT THE SPRINKLES?????They contain potassium benzoate.
Granny_Panties: Sounds just like Obama. I hear he's from Kenya too. Obama is going to get me.
Gosling: Hey, a fixed election with a barely-over-50% margin! That's unusual. Typically you get percentages in the high-90's.
Craptastic: You know who else bankrolled death squads?[msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 474x305]
HempHead: If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missiles, then nobody would be complaining.
TheOther: HempHead: If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missiles, then nobody would be complaining.The Hague is for trying brown people...and a few Balkanites for flavor...not for white white people.
The 4chan Psychiatrist: So long as the death squads are drones and not people, I'm okay with this.
Kumana Wanalaia: HempHead: If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missileskilled people who were at war with the US, then nobody would be complaining.Fixed
germ78: I just knew the KONY 2013 campaign would work like a charm.
I Ate Shergar: ...the sitting president won with 15600% of the vote. (Not a typo, just a temporary brain cramp which caused me to forget how percentages work.) All due to his popularity and hard work on the campaign trail, of course.
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