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(Toronto Star)   Kenya held peaceful democratic elections: that's good. The new president won by getting 50.03% of votes: that's bad. The new president is well-known internationally: that's good. For crimes against humanity by bankrolling death squads: that's bad   (thestar.com) divider line 39
    More: Fail, Kenyan, Prime Minister Raila Odinga, Nairobi, crime against humanity, Uhuru Kenyatta, International Criminal Court  
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2013-03-09 11:56:47 AM
The new president comes with a free frogurt. (That's good!)
The frogurt has also bankrolled death squads (That's bad)
 
2013-03-09 01:13:40 PM
WHAT ABOUT THE SPRINKLES?????
 
2013-03-09 01:19:01 PM
Sounds just like Obama. I hear he's from Kenya too. Obama is going to get me.
 
2013-03-09 01:19:52 PM

Stile4aly: WHAT ABOUT THE SPRINKLES?????


They contain potassium benzoate.
 
2013-03-09 01:22:32 PM
While I wish the Kenyans all the best in the world, I have to say, oh boy are they screwed. Which reminds me of the following joke:

An explorer is walking down a path in the jungle when he suddenly finds himself surrounded by a tribe of cannibals. He says out loud, "That's it. I'm screwed." Suddenly the heavens part and a Divine Voice says "You are NOT screwed. Pick up a big rock and kill the king of the cannibals." So the explorer picks up a big rock and kills the king of the cannibals, and he hears the Voice say "...NOW you're screwed."
 
2013-03-09 01:29:21 PM
If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missiles, then nobody would be complaining.
 
2013-03-09 01:29:49 PM
t's the Tea Party's wet dream:
Recently-elected Kenyan-born president to stand trial at the Hague for crimes against humanity.
 
2013-03-09 01:33:24 PM

HempHead: If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missiles

killed people who were at war with the US, then nobody would be complaining.

Fixed
 
2013-03-09 01:46:39 PM
Yeah, but who _hasn't_ bankrolled death squads in Africa? I mean, come on. It's all the rage there.
 
2013-03-09 01:49:45 PM
Hey, a fixed election with a barely-over-50% margin! That's unusual. Typically you get percentages in the high-90's.
 
2013-03-09 01:53:56 PM
Where can you see death squads?
Only in Kenya
Got death squads only in Kenya
 
2013-03-09 01:58:04 PM

BudTheSpud: Yeah, but who _hasn't_ bankrolled death squads in Africa? I mean, come on. It's all the rage there.


They had a two-for-one special last week. I admit I kind of splurged.
 
2013-03-09 02:00:22 PM
content6.flixster.com

/oblig
 
2013-03-09 02:02:03 PM

BudTheSpud: Yeah, but who _hasn't_ bankrolled death squads in Africa? I mean, come on. It's all the rage there.


I was gonna make a joke about the hyenas and the men that use them as pets, but then I found this.
 
2013-03-09 02:08:03 PM

Arachnophobe: Stile4aly: WHAT ABOUT THE SPRINKLES?????

They contain potassium benzoate.


...............


That's bad.

Can I go home now?
 
2013-03-09 02:12:12 PM

Granny_Panties: Sounds just like Obama. I hear he's from Kenya too. Obama is going to get me.


Fail/10
 
2013-03-09 02:20:21 PM
You know who else bankrolled death squads?

msnbcmedia1.msn.com
 
2013-03-09 02:20:41 PM

Gosling: Hey, a fixed election with a barely-over-50% margin! That's unusual. Typically you get percentages in the high-90's.


5 votes to 4 votes fixes an election in the US.
 
2013-03-09 02:23:29 PM
Kenya believe it?

/so sad
 
2013-03-09 02:23:41 PM
So long as the death squads are drones and not people, I'm okay with this.
 
2013-03-09 02:28:19 PM
For crimes against humanity by bankrolling death squads: that's bad

Is that better or worse than health care reform?

/j/k, i know health care reform is WAY, WAY WORSE
 
2013-03-09 02:30:40 PM

Craptastic: You know who else bankrolled death squads?

[msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 474x305]


But we called them Freedom Fighters so it was OK.
 
2013-03-09 02:31:58 PM

Craptastic: You know who else bankrolled death squads?

[msnbcmedia1.msn.com image 474x305]


No Ollie North did that all on his lonesome and St Reagan knew nothing about it.

That's why Ollie North is a great American hero.  Just ask Sean Hannity.
 
2013-03-09 02:32:06 PM

HempHead: If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missiles, then nobody would be complaining.


The Hague is for trying brown people...and a few Balkanites for flavor...not for white white people.
 
2013-03-09 02:33:54 PM

TheOther: HempHead: If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missiles, then nobody would be complaining.

The Hague is for trying brown people...and a few Balkanites for flavor...not for white white people.


You said 'white' twice.
 
2013-03-09 02:40:04 PM
using this headline format AGAIN: that's bad
 
2013-03-09 02:45:24 PM

The 4chan Psychiatrist: So long as the death squads are drones and not people, I'm okay with this.


i7.photobucket.com

Resistance is futile!
 
2013-03-09 02:45:56 PM

HempHead: If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missiles, then nobody would be complaining.


Actually, they would be celebrating.
 
2013-03-09 02:55:04 PM
I just knew the KONY 2013 campaign would work like a charm.
 
2013-03-09 03:11:50 PM
If Reagan was good enough for us, he's good enough for them.
 
2013-03-09 03:30:25 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: HempHead: If only the death squads used Drones and Hellfire missileskilled people who were at war with the US, then nobody would be complaining.

Fixed


NY Times:

Mr. Obama embraced a disputed method for counting civilian casualties that did little to box him in. It in effect counts all military-age males in a strike zone as combatants, according to several administration officials, unless there is explicit intelligence posthumously proving them innocent.
 
2013-03-09 03:31:29 PM
LOL Kenya gets Floridated.

2.bp.blogspot.com

Miss me yet?
 
2013-03-09 04:22:31 PM
I was waiting for the part about stealing cakes
 
2013-03-09 04:32:55 PM
Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-03-09 07:54:56 PM
He should get along well with Obama, They have so much in common.
 
2013-03-10 12:50:37 AM

Granny_Panties: Sounds just like Obama. I hear he's from Kenya too. Obama is going to get me.

Oh please. Reagan was funding death squads while Obama was still a snotty college kid. That guy has no original ideas. What next? Selling weapons to Iran?
 
2013-03-10 01:29:50 AM

germ78: I just knew the KONY 2013 campaign would work like a charm.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-03-10 04:01:26 AM
My favourite free democratic African election has to be the Liberian one of 1927, where the sitting president won with 15600% of the vote. (Not a typo.) All due to his popularity and hard work on the campaign trail, of course.
 
2013-03-10 04:43:55 AM
DAMMIT...

I Ate Shergar: ...the sitting president won with 15600% of the vote. (Not a typo, just a temporary brain cramp which caused me to forget how percentages work.) All due to his popularity and hard work on the campaign trail, of course.


FTFM  *bashes head against desk repeatedly*
 
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