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2013-03-09 06:38:42 AM
I find the name "Proxy Paige" a hilarious affront to my porn watching sensibilities   Also the before pics appear to be almost all from early morning; no one looks decent at 4:30 in the morning.
 
2013-03-09 07:00:07 AM
A lot of these girls look like they haven't slept in days. It's a little depressing.
 
2013-03-09 07:10:45 AM
I think I like before pic of Elle Alexandra better.  Some of those are kind of rough though.
 
2013-03-09 07:17:33 AM
I guess I haven't been keeping up on my porn. I didn't recognize any of them. Time to do some research. So I can contribute to the conversation. Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2013-03-09 07:30:07 AM
i.imgur.com

I guess now we know who are the real heroes in the porn industry.
 
2013-03-09 07:42:54 AM
Watch the comments here carefully. You'll be able to see who has never awakened next to a real woman in more than a one-night stand.
 
2013-03-09 07:56:07 AM

MrBallou: Watch the comments here carefully. You'll be able to see who has never awakened next to a real woman in more than a one-night stand.


So do you blame make up or alcohol?
 
2013-03-09 08:05:11 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com

/oblig.
 
2013-03-09 08:20:29 AM

Nadie_AZ: MrBallou: Watch the comments here carefully. You'll be able to see who has never awakened next to a real woman in more than a one-night stand.

So do you blame make up or alcohol?


Smeared makeup doesn't count.
 
2013-03-09 08:51:40 AM
Most look better with no makeup. The rest look ugly either way.
 
2013-03-09 09:25:01 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Most look better with no makeup. The rest look ugly either way.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-09 09:25:44 AM

Nadie_AZ: So do you blame make up or alcohol?


blog.groupon.co.uk
 
2013-03-09 09:27:27 AM
I think the "Gentleman's Relish is great for the skin" myth can safely be discarded.
 
2013-03-09 09:29:12 AM
I can't be the only one to think the majority of them look better without makeup...

I just don't get the need to make them all look like trashy hookers for porn. I much prefer the girl next door type, and none of my girls next door look like Hollywood porn stars...
 
2013-03-09 09:31:56 AM
Only a few look close to how she does without makeup (Sierra Sanders is one).

Just like pics of any woman without makeup, the most startling difference is around the eyes.

Of course, as an old guy, I'd hit most of them like a fist of an angry god.
 
2013-03-09 09:32:57 AM
I'd still hit quite a few of those offerings, Subby.

Nice try at saving those kittens, though.
 
2013-03-09 09:35:41 AM
I think once I got a look at Karmin Karma's cold sore I think I'd encourage her to take a day off from shooting
 
2013-03-09 09:38:26 AM
Meh.
 
2013-03-09 09:40:06 AM
I'm pretty sure being a "fan" of certain porn stars means you've failed horribly at life.
 
2013-03-09 09:41:48 AM
Wow, subby wasn't kidding.
 
2013-03-09 09:42:15 AM
Is it bad that I only recognized 8 of their names?

/most of them looked better without makeup
//probably because without it they look like any chick you can give a line to at a bar and get a BJ in the parking lot
 
2013-03-09 09:42:38 AM
One third looks better without makeup.
One third is so ugly without the makeup that the makeup does nothing
One third looks great with or without it.
 
2013-03-09 09:43:09 AM
I applaud your restraint for not using the News tag for this, Subby. I really do.
 
2013-03-09 09:44:03 AM
If your eyemakeup normally makes you look like a raccoon, be prepared to look like an angry squinty possum when you take it off.
 
2013-03-09 09:45:20 AM
Wow, its as if porn stars are human beings.
 
2013-03-09 09:45:26 AM
Meh. It's not like many of them look like busted ditch pigs without makeup. And the ones who DO look like busted ditch pigs don't look much better WITH makeup.
 
2013-03-09 09:46:02 AM

Smashed Hat: [i.imgur.com image 600x600]

I guess now we know who are the real heroes in the porn industry.


That's a very good example of what I wanted to say. The ones that don't look that great without makeup? Yeah, they also don't look that great with makeup either.

She looks like something I would find under a rock that turned over
 
2013-03-09 09:46:11 AM
Is the bad skin related to the makeup or the meth?
 
2013-03-09 09:46:18 AM
Let me know if you find a gallery of "Porn stars without piercings and tattoos."
 
2013-03-09 09:46:41 AM
Meanwhile..

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-09 09:47:39 AM

Bladel: Let me know if you find a gallery of "Porn stars without piercings and tattoos."


Unfortunately bad decision making skills and porn acting go hand in hand.

/I'm right there with ya
 
2013-03-09 09:48:18 AM
I was actually quite pleasantly surprised by a number of these.
 
2013-03-09 09:49:26 AM

sgnilward: I can't be the only one to think the majority of them look better without makeup...

I just don't get the need to make them all look like trashy hookers for porn. I much prefer the girl next door type, and none of my girls next door look like Hollywood porn stars...


Seconded. Nix and Tori Black look gorgeous without it. Many of them, though... ouch. Ugly either way.

/Feel bad for realizing how little I've looked at Puma Swede's face. That's one used-up broad.
 
2013-03-09 09:51:22 AM

WTF Indeed: I'm pretty sure being a "fan" of certain porn stars means you've failed horribly at life.


That Lily Thai is an enthusiastic chick who doesn't afraid of anything.
 
2013-03-09 09:51:57 AM

styckx: Meanwhile..


I normally love redheads, but I've seriously never gotten the appeal of her. Just... I don't know, something seems really off.
 
2013-03-09 09:53:18 AM
Eastern Euro porn is best porn
 
2013-03-09 09:54:14 AM
I haven't really heard about these ones but most of them look decent enough without makeup; a little sleep deprived but nothing too bad.  Some of them look bad even with make up.  I'm going to pick out a few that really stood out to me.

Brenda Moreno
Puma Swede(though that appears more like age than anything else)
Nina Dove
Peru
Jessica Mor
Proxy Paige
Krysta Chaos
 
2013-03-09 09:54:27 AM

BumpInTheNight: Bladel: Let me know if you find a gallery of "Porn stars without piercings and tattoos."

Unfortunately bad decision making skills and porn acting go hand in orifice.

/I'm right there with ya


FTFY
 
2013-03-09 09:54:28 AM
1) And this gentlemen is why porn is a fantasy

2) This is also why they invented make-up

3) Tori Black and Sarah Peachez! I hardly knew ye!

4) Without make-up porn seems to the only way many of these women would ever get to have sex.

5) Tori and Sarah are the only two I recognize; is this good or bad? Discuss among yourselves and get
    back to me.
 
2013-03-09 09:54:32 AM
I was cheated subby, I wanted to see the effects of anal bleaching.
 
2013-03-09 09:55:07 AM
Wow, there are some amazing make-up artists in the porn industry.  Some of them look ok with out it (the yonger ones), but some of them look like surviving cancer patients in the before pics.

/and a couple look like dudes
 
2013-03-09 09:55:08 AM
Is it bad that I recognized the background in some of those?
 
2013-03-09 09:55:26 AM
Makeup is a helluva drug.
 
2013-03-09 09:55:30 AM
i.imgur.com

KILL IT WITH FIRE
 
2013-03-09 09:56:09 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: That's one used-up broad.


Dames don't like it when you call them broads.
 
2013-03-09 09:57:04 AM
Someone needs to put some of these into Google Image Search.
 
2013-03-09 09:57:12 AM

Fano: WTF Indeed: I'm pretty sure being a "fan" of certain porn stars means you've failed horribly at life.

That Lily Thai is an enthusiastic chick who doesn't afraid of anything.


My attention perks whenever the name Zophia Myaw shows up in a ...bookmark.
/She did anything, genuinely enthusiastic about it, montreal-french so you know she's dirty already and had one of those perfect porntstar bodies
 
2013-03-09 09:57:44 AM
So now instead of wondering why that gorgeous girl ended up doing porn, we have the much less perplexing, "why did that average or slightly-above-average girl end up doing porn?"
 
2013-03-09 09:57:46 AM

Bio-nic: [i.imgur.com image 600x600]

KILL IT WITH FIRE


Although I'm not certain, drugs seem to be at work killing her.
 
2013-03-09 09:59:15 AM
The blondes seem to get the biggest bumps, and two of the women appear to have had racelifts
 
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