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(SFGate)   Johnson and Johnson recall three types of K-Y Jelly to avoid costly regulatory reviews, recommends you just bite down on your pillow from now on   ( sfgate.com) divider line
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2013-03-09 10:14:42 AM  
Our Bama Jam tastes much better than your KY Jelly.
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2013-03-09 10:46:25 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Our Bama Jam tastes much better than your KY Jelly.
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Your Fark handle, that photo and this headline bring a profoundly disturbing mental image that I could have gone my entire life without experiencing.

You should be proud of that.
 
2013-03-09 12:10:11 PM  
People actually use KY brand?

also
FTA:  Reasons for the recalls range from contamination with bacteria and incorrect levels of a drug's active ingredient to liquid medicines that may contain tiny metal shavings and nauseating smells on containers.
 
2013-03-09 12:37:27 PM  
Nezorf:
FTA:  Reasons for the recalls range from contamination with bacteria and incorrect levels of a drug's active ingredient to liquid medicines that may contain tiny metal shavings and nauseating smells on containers.

for her pleasure
 
2013-03-09 12:47:24 PM  

Nezorf: People actually use KY brand?


THIS.

Much better to buy other brands that come in larger sizes. I use Amazon, and I only have to resupply once a year!

img2u.info
 
2013-03-09 12:58:36 PM  
Maybe a little slobber from the side of your mouth
 
2013-03-09 01:14:21 PM  
We're going to need more FBI guys I guess.
 
2013-03-09 01:18:19 PM  
www.iamacyborg.com
 
2013-03-09 01:19:38 PM  
I am moderately disturbed to know Johnson & Johnson, which is indelibly linked in my mind with baby products and soft, gentle, nurturing feelings, also produces lubricant and other sexual products. I suppose encouraging one end of the spectrum helps to creates the market for the other, eh?
 
2013-03-09 01:21:29 PM  

ertznay: Maybe a little slobber from the side of your mouth


Do you think I could interest you in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
 
2013-03-09 01:52:41 PM  
Vaginal beads? Why do I have an imagine of fish eggs exploding while in use? Maybe I should lay off the hentai
 
2013-03-09 02:01:43 PM  
Say what you want about J&J, but that jelly is delicious!
 
2013-03-09 02:02:23 PM  

Mugato: We're going to need more FBI guys I guess.


You ask for a miracle, Theo? I give you the F. B. I.
 
2013-03-09 02:04:43 PM  
use KY for the front door.
use silicone based for the back door.

just a little tip from the Good Father. We priests know these sorts of things. Amen.
 
2013-03-09 02:41:10 PM  
came for Superman still, leaving disappointed
 
2013-03-09 02:41:21 PM  
KY sucks. Astroglide all the way.
 
2013-03-09 02:44:38 PM  

Knobbs: KY sucks. Astroglide all the way.


bingo! use Astroglide when you take that ride / slippin' up the Hershey highway

/ love those old radio jingles
 
2013-03-09 03:11:04 PM  

Nezorf: People actually use KY brand?

also
FTA:  Reasons for the recalls range from contamination with bacteria and incorrect levels of a drug's active ingredient to liquid medicines that may contain tiny metal shavings and nauseating smells on containers.


I do. Their Intrigue version is incredible.
 
2013-03-09 03:18:38 PM  

Father_Jack: use KY for the front door.
use silicone based for the back door.

just a little tip from the Good Father. We priests know these sorts of things. Amen.


Olive oil works too, as does corn oil, quite a bit cheaper too.
 
2013-03-09 03:27:52 PM  

Bane of Broone: Nezorf: People actually use KY brand?

also
FTA:  Reasons for the recalls range from contamination with bacteria and incorrect levels of a drug's active ingredient to liquid medicines that may contain tiny metal shavings and nauseating smells on containers.

I do. Their Intrigue version is incredible.


I like to keep glycerine and petroleum products away from my intimate bits.
Sliquid organics is expensive but worth it.
 
2013-03-09 04:23:18 PM  

Nezorf: People actually use KY brand?

also
FTA:  Reasons for the recalls range from contamination with bacteria and incorrect levels of a drug's active ingredient to liquid medicines that may contain tiny metal shavings and nauseating smells on containers.


J&J's MacNeil unit is having fits being able to comply with FDA guidelines. Want brand name Tylenol? Too bad- there isn't any and hasn't been any for what seems like forever.

I don't know what the hell they're doing, but they just can't get their mud in a ball.
 
2013-03-09 05:00:24 PM  

Ennuipoet: Krymson Tyde: Our Bama Jam tastes much better than your KY Jelly.
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x300]

Your Fark handle, that photo and this headline bring a profoundly disturbing mental image that I could have gone my entire life without experiencing.

You should be proud of that.


Heh heh. Thanks!
 
2013-03-09 05:56:13 PM  
DRTFA, but I'll bet they're recalling their Habanero KY Jelly. Neither my wife nor I liked that very much.
 
2013-03-09 06:16:22 PM  
I misread that as "K-Y Jello."  That's quite a different thing, isn't it?
 
2013-03-09 06:28:24 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

"Would you please pass on the jelly?"

/Obscure?
 
2013-03-09 06:29:11 PM  
best band name I ever say was "KY Jelly Donuts"
don't eat any pastries they give you. The floor of the pit got super slick every time they played.
 
2013-03-09 06:55:02 PM  

Jormungandr: Father_Jack: use KY for the front door.
use silicone based for the back door.

just a little tip from the Good Father. We priests know these sorts of things. Amen.

Olive oil works too, as does corn oil, quite a bit cheaper too.


I used to use olive oil a lot. Switched to coconut oil. A little more expensive but you don't need a whole lot of it. and it smells fantastic.
 
2013-03-09 07:17:13 PM  

Knobbs: KY sucks. Astroglide all the way.


Yep. Still a good headline, though.
 
2013-03-09 08:06:14 PM  

LesserEvil: Nezorf: People actually use KY brand?

THIS.

Much better to buy other brands that come in larger sizes. I use Amazon, and I only have to resupply once a year!


I could see a special effects company buying one of these for alien drool/ectoplasm needs. I'm sure Jamie Hyneman has one stashed in his warehouse somewhere.
 
2013-03-09 09:22:38 PM  

Jormungandr: Father_Jack: use KY for the front door.
use silicone based for the back door.

just a little tip from the Good Father. We priests know these sorts of things. Amen.

Olive oil works too, as does corn oil, quite a bit cheaper too.


Hey - corn oil for the corn hole, right?

Anyway - I was enlightened to learn that I now live in a civilization that requires three different kinds of K-Y jelly.
 
2013-03-10 03:10:07 AM  
Big or little, thick or thin, Vaseline will get it in.
 
2013-03-10 09:33:22 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Our Bama Jam tastes much better than your KY Jelly.
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x300]


You didn't happen to listen to the "Beaner and Ken Show" on The X back in the 90s, did you?

I'll leave this here: http://www.beanerandken.com/audio//podcasts/pranks/k_jelly.mp3
 
2013-03-10 12:16:55 PM  

Mad_Radhu: LesserEvil: Nezorf: People actually use KY brand?

THIS.

Much better to buy other brands that come in larger sizes. I use Amazon, and I only have to resupply once a year!

I could see a special effects company buying one of these for alien drool/ectoplasm needs. I'm sure Jamie Hyneman has one stashed in his warehouse somewhere.


I remember a thread where a Farker who was a lube salesman/distributor (sorry, can't remember his handle) said that he did in fact sell the 55 gallon barrels of lube. He said most of them were bought by latex and leather conventions, people needed to grease up to get those outfits on.
 
2013-03-10 01:25:20 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-10 04:04:41 PM  
i50.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 04:39:26 PM  

Mad_Radhu: LesserEvil: Nezorf: People actually use KY brand?

THIS.

Much better to buy other brands that come in larger sizes. I use Amazon, and I only have to resupply once a year!

I could see a special effects company buying one of these for alien drool/ectoplasm needs. I'm sure Jamie Hyneman has one stashed in his warehouse somewhere.


img2u.info

Your post reads so wrong in so many ways.
 
2013-03-10 05:29:56 PM  
Johnson & Johnson KY Jelly, perfect for taking on two johnsons at the same time.
 
2013-03-10 05:46:05 PM  

LesserEvil: Mad_Radhu: LesserEvil: Nezorf: People actually use KY brand?

THIS.

Much better to buy other brands that come in larger sizes. I use Amazon, and I only have to resupply once a year!

I could see a special effects company buying one of these for alien drool/ectoplasm needs. I'm sure Jamie Hyneman has one stashed in his warehouse somewhere.

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Your post reads so wrong in so many ways.

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 09:55:25 PM  
They mixed it with superglue again, didn't they?

cdn2.screenjunkies.com
 
2013-03-11 02:26:03 PM  

Nick Nostril: DRTFA, but I'll bet they're recalling their Habanero KY Jelly. Neither my wife nor I liked that very much.


lol!!
 
2013-03-13 12:23:45 AM  
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